Hint for white ppl, if someone says something racist (even if it’s real dogwhistley), you are legally allowed to immediately say “what the ACTUAL FUCK, you are FUCKED UP, that was ABSOLUTELY FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE, what kind of VILE person are you??? I am DISGUSTED” And you should. Call ‘em out

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and if you made a really SICK AND COOL POST and I did not HEART THAT THING please know that for SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON my touchpad is GLITCHY, my FAVORITEST HUMAN said “IT IS OLD” but I think maybe it’s because they SPILLED HOT CHOCCIES ON IT #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

LISTEN TO KEN because he is VERY SMART and he left this TRULY EXCELLENT COMMENT that made me feel GREAT ABOUT BEING A DOG and also KIND OF HUNGRY FOR DROPPED FOOD

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and recently I had a CYST EXPLODE and it left GROSS EASY CHEESE-ESQE GUNK in my LUSCIOUS FUR but WORRY NOT, I made my FAVORITEST HUMAN CLEAN THAT SHIT UP because MY TONGUE HAS STANDARDS and I refuse to EAT CYST CHEESE #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today is a SNOW FROLIC DAY so I delayed MORNING PEE TIME by like TWO WHOLE HOURS since I was too busy ROMPING THROUGH THE SNOW. My FAVORITEST HUMAN had to SHOVE ME OUTSIDE ALONE BRIEFLY which was CRUEL but it WORKED and now my BLADDER IS EMPTY #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today my SECOND FAVORITEST HUMAN doordashed TWO SEWING SUPPLY TINS FULL OF COOKIES and a WHOLE BAG OF MIXED HERSHEY’S MINI BARS so I guess the answer in this house is BUTTER COOKIES AND CHOCOLATE P.S. I got to EAT A COOKIE, it was DELISH #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

High quality chickens, high quality alt text, 10/10

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I have actually requested EXTRA VACCINES in order to INCREASE MY PAWTISM and also because the vet tech gives me DELICIOUS POST-SHOT SNACKIES #coyoteface

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today on my NIGHTTIME WALKIES I found a TRASH KITTEN, you have NO IDEA of how EXHILARATED I AM, now I have to convince my FAVORITEST HUMAN to pull out the LIVE TRAP and CAPTURE ME SOME LOVE #coyoteface #dogsofbsky #kitten #trashkittensaresuperiortotrashpandas

If the image you’re posting is important enough that you think it needs to get seen, if it’s news that impacts people, if it’s something that needs visibility, needs as many people to know about it as possible…USE ALT TEXT. People with disabilities that affect vision deserve to know this shit too

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and sometimes I see my human GLANCE BRIEFLY IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION and I get so OVERWHELMED BY LOVE that I have to CRUSH THEM with my GIANT FLUFFY BODY #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

This is some very good alt text but also, just a good post that everyone should read.

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I am CLINICALLY DEPRESSED, I have to go into the BATHROOM for TEETH BRUSHIES now when the BRUSHING EXPERIENCE should COME TO ME P.S. REVENGE IS MINE, I’ve put my FUZZY ASS DIRECTLY on my FAVORITEST HUMAN’S PILLOW P.P.S. LMAO enjoy the PINKEYE #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is my LOVELY FACE and GIANT PAWS after I got ACCIDENTALLY COVERED BY A BLANKET BRIEFLY and it made me TURN INTO A WEREWOLF-VAMPIRE PLAY MONSTER for approximately THREE MINUTES, doing that always makes me A LIL BIT SLEEPY #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and YES, I am looking DIRECTLY AT YOU and I LOVE YOU just as much as YOU LOVE ME P.S. YES I am OUT OF PRISON FINALLY I said MISTER GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS PEN and even though he is SUPER DEAD he still MADE IT HAPPEN P.P.S. I PLAYED BALL TODAY #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Me and all my homies love alt text

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I may have been ACCUSED OF BOTTLE CHOMPING and this picture is DEFINITELY EVIDENCE but that is A-OKAY because I know that none of my LOVELY AND WONDERFUL FANS would ever NARC ON ME and also I am pretty sure I can BRIBE A JUDGE #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today was PARK DAY and I found a TRULY STELLAR STICK, I trotted around with it for AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES before deciding to MURDER IT and then it got CRUELLY STOLEN FROM ME because NO BABYDOG YOU’RE GOING TO GET TONGUE SPLINTERS #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Another good example of alt text. Has all the words. No further comments 8/10 (I admit I took points away for a bad reason: because I can never un-know the orange jello thing now)

This is some good alt text right here. High quality. Very descriptive, a little humor but not a wall of text trying to be funny without also being informative. 10/10

Gonna start pointing out some good examples of alt text so people can see how it’s done instead of me just bitching about the bad stuff Here, the alt text is extremely evocative and really lets me understand exactly what’s in the image. Honestly just a lovely, poetic description. 10/10

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and the weather has been AMAZING with SNOW AND STUFF but my FAVORITEST HUMAN has MIGRAINES so we have not done WALKIES for TWO DAYS IN A ROW but that is OK because I will ACCEPT SNUGGLES INSTEAD #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

When someone tells you that the alt text on the image you posted isn’t accessible, this isn’t the way to respond if you actually care about your posts being accessible to people w/ disabilities It’s really giving “Alt text isn’t helpful? Too bad, I like what I did, fuck off & stop bothering me”

Another post w/ poor alt text, “a man frees a woman from some shackles and comforts her fears by pouring his heart out to her”. This doesn’t tell me what’s happening. Who are these people? What is happening, why does she need comfort? What are the man’s actual words? Alt text should be descriptive!

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and my FAVORITEST HUMAN suggested that we WATCH SOME TELEVISION but I CHIN-BLOCKED THE TABLET because I am MUCH MORE CHARMING and ENTERTAINING than any TELEVISION SHOW. And also I have REALLY NICE WHISKERS #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome to a SUPER SECRET ACTUAL 100% FINAL I PROMISE THIS TIME IT IS TRULY THE LAST EPISODE of GSD CRIBS where I make the BIG REVEAL that I am now ALLOWED ON THE HUMAN BED AGAIN and it is GLORIOUS #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and it has COME TO MY ATTENTION that the PUPARAZZI SECRETLY FILMED ME while I was GENTLY ATTACKING my FAVORITEST HUMAN in a SWEET AND PLAYFUL WAY so I am RELEASING THE VIDEO MYSELF to show I have NOTHING TO HIDE #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back to a SECRET SPECIAL FINAL EPISODE for my show GSD CRIBS. In this photo I am WAITING IMPATIENTLY for my pen to be CLEANED THOROUGHLY and FRESH WATER INSTALLED so I can go to bed and have a LENGTHY AND REFRESHING SLEEP #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back again to GSD CRIBS. This FINAL EPISODE is EXTRA SPECIAL because I am VISIBLE IN THIS PICTURE and the addition of ME always makes EVERYTHING BETTER. Plus you can see my WATER BOWL SETUP which is PRETTY FANCY I GUESS #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I’d like to welcome you back to GSD CRIBS. In THIS EPISODE I would like to show you my COZY BED which has LOVELY CLEAN SHEETS upon which I plan on leaving an IMPROBABLE AMOUNT OF FLUFF #coyoteface #germanshedder #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE & I just decided to start HEART REACTING MY OWN POSTS because I’m really getting into SELF LOVE, specifically the kind you can TALK ABOUT around CHILDREN P.S. I don’t judge THE OTHER KIND it’s just not for ME PERSONALLY P.P.S. Is this SHITPOSTING? #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I would like to welcome you to GSD CRIBS, where I’m showing you my RECOVERY PEN in a STUNNING THREE PART SERIES. This is my EMPTY PEN after my FAVORITEST HUMAN has put down a CLEAN BLANKET which I GET NIGHTLY because I EAT IN THERE and CRUMBS #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Once again an accessibility reminder from your favorite dog in the entire universe: If you use the spooky demonic looking text, this is what screen readers see. It is not understandable! It is not fun having to ask a friend to look at it and translate! BTW, it says “everything must be monetized”

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I’ve been MISSING IN ACTION due to the whole BONE THEFT HEALING SITCH but I am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE that I am now FULLY BIONIC and also ALLOWED OFF-LEASH A LIL BIT, so I CELEBRATED by LOVINGLY ANNOYING MY HUMAN while they claimed to be “WORKING” #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and since I cannot currently FROLIC and CAVORT as I would USUALLY DO in this LOVELY COOL WEATHER, my FAVORITEST HUMAN made me a DELICIOUS TOPPL TREAT as a CONSOLATION PRIZE so I could enjoy some PEANUT BUTTER KIBBLE TIME #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

People are posting videos of convos w/ Spotify support and y’all. Use your alt text please! Contrast these two videos I stitched together & think about how accessible your videos really are. Even though alt text on videos may not be visible *to you* it is still there P.S. Coyote Face loves alt text

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is a HELL YEAH I’m gonna do it with FARTS

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and earlier today I TRICKED MY HUMAN into taking me OUTSIDE because I said HEY MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING and then I VERY POLITELY DEMANDED that they TAKE ME FOR WALKIES but they said NO???? I need JUSTICE and FREEDOM #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is how I STARE at my FAVORITEST HUMAN like a CREEPY NIGHT STALKER until they STIR FROM THEIR SLUMBER but also they are NOT WAKING UP FAST ENOUGH and I am VERY IMPATIENT because I have PEEPEE NEEDS #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and EARLY THIS WEEK I went to the VET to have a NICE VISIT and instead they STOLE MORE BONES. On the plus side NOW MY HIPS MATCH on the minus side GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKIN BONES #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky #totalhipreplacement

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and by POPULAR DEMAND (and more than TEN LIKES) I am now sharing the SUPER SICK AND COOL VIDEO that made my vet say WOWZERS I WANT A COPY #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky #cooperativecare

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and recently my FAVORITEST HUMAN showed my vet a VIDEO OF ME and they said EMAIL THAT TO ME PLS because it was AMAZEBALLS. Anyway if I get TEN LIKES I will DROP THAT VIDEO RIGHT HERE ON BSKY and lemme tell ya folks IT’S ELECTRIFYING #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I am made of CHEESE & CHARM specifically I am NINETY NINE PERCENT CHARM and ONE PERCENT WALMART BRAND BLOCK SWISS CHEESE

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I would like someone to gently FORCE MY FAVORITE HUMAN to IMMEDIATELY FEED ME because I know that YOU CAN’T EAT YET WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL IT’S CARPROFEN TIME is simply an EXCUSE TO STARVE ME #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky #snacksevery4to6hoursplease

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is THE FACE I MAKE when my FAVORITEST HUMAN comes into my RECOVERY PEN and CRUELLY STEALS MY DOG BED which I was ACTIVELY USING AS A PILLOW because “OMG THERE IS SO MUCH FUR IT’S TIME FOR CLEAN SHEETS AND A NEW FLOOR BLANKET” #coyoteface #dogsofbsky #thisisabuse

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is where I am at MENTALLY I literally made THIS FACE only TWO HOURS AGO now with that IMPORTANT NEWS over with, No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I am ENCHANTED with these SQUIGGLY LIL GUYS, I think they must be SUPER FUN because I also like SQUIGGLING ON WET SURFACES, maybe they will play BITEY FACE with me

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I went to the BONE-STEALING DOCTOR who said that my BIONIC LIMB is looking REALLY GOOD and NOT AT ALL LIKE A TERMINATOR SITCH, the BAD PART is that I think he wants to STEAL MORE BONES, pls send LOVE and/or CALCIUM-RICH SNACKIES #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I COMMAND YOU to post your last pic of DC to show what a HELLHOLE it is P.S. The last time I was in OUR NATION’S CAPITAL we went to a STORE and they said CAN YOUR DOG HAVE A TREAT and my human said YES and they gave me a YUCKO GROSS MILKBONE it truly it is HELL

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I want to know which other COOL AND SICK DOGS want to have TANGY CHEEZ KISSES come back because personally I AM IN P.S. If you are a HUMAN who also LUSTS FOR CHEEZ KISSES then you are an HONORARY COOL AND SICK DOG