guest get out of the corner of the fucking map i see you emoting while slasher is spanking my ass with his sharp stick

joker. cooked so hard on a theme just for an L-shaped rock to be his kryptonite

joker. It’s such a tragedy that g666 can be countered so hard because his base themes are literally the best in the game

oh no not tds ohh no the teto skin oh god i need her so bad ooohhhh nnnnooooo…

oh no… the relaxpillmaxxers have been getting 2 me… i need 2 lock in!!!! >_<

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yeah yeah he’s got nothing on actual cramps that fraud 😒

man i can’t wait for the new Frosty the evil fucking snowman killer to come out and pelt me to death with snowsball

oh i thought that would make you mad i was kidding :<

joker. oh my god the scream emote comes from dbd

( sigh ) that’s so dreamy

elliot trust me on this one it has everything to do with everything

they hate me because im sweet and make good pizza and have a hip to waist ratio that drives people insane and im kindhearted.

( looking him up and down ) yeah i think you’re on to something we need to assassinate queen elizabeth

self love is the most important

I love playi ng with myself

i really have to wonder what you did in your past past life for god to hate you so badly man. but that IS awesome….

yeah you’re right i should probably be realistic. 14 more nerfs

Oh yeah but it’s okkkayy ( Smile. ) YAAAAYYYY !! Now I’ll have super luck this year… and you’ll have like!!! Quadruple luck!!! Maybe you’ll finally not get nerfed!!! YEAH!!!

I HAD 26 COLAS IN CELEBRATION I’M GONNA GO JUMP ON THE CABIN ROOFTOPS

HAPPY NEW YEAR ELLIOT YAYYYAYAYYY

NEWWW YEARR NEWWW NOOOBBB!!!!

ITS ALMOST TIME!!!!!!!1!!! ( putting on a party hat themself. ) you look Great.

new year new me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait true…

cant spell shedletsky without fat

i know what they are

we should make you the new spectre you could do a lot of awesome…

crook boss and chance makeout session i think

elliot as the main star ✅✅

WHO DESUGARED MY COLA IN LMS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

joker. bro who cooked the new 1x theme oh my lord 😭😭 holy peak 😭😭

merry christmas everynyan!!!!!!!!

we can focus!!! i know guest can. i think the buzz’ll make us fast!! like a cola-pizza!! it’s genuious!!!

ARE YOU? you have more strength then me oh my lord i hate corsets

oh, right. sorry. i’m party noob. let’s put tits on you

RIGHT? that’s what i said!! ( thinking of elliot in one of those female bartending outfits. she chuckles a little thinking of him in fancy clothes at all. ) it’d be pretty awesome if you started smashing martinis into our face instead of pizza. OR both!

Can we put tits on you it’s really important

okay but what if the fish had tits

( a giggle. ) yeah, i remember this one time i brought a whole punch bowl of soda to a party, but i didn’t put enough ice, so they just dunked me in it. even though i’m warm. if only we could buy the chilled glasses that bars have. that stuffs like magic…

No i want your buns in my face pizza boy

all i want for christmas is like a cola and some of that ###

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w. wh. how did you go inside . your own prengant belly,...

It's TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEE

fucking finally

On my fifth cola and I just realized im gay

joker. Chance and Elliot lore on the same day #Nooticing 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀