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Full of Sound and Furry.
https://www.berlaymonster.com/about
4 days ago
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'That's somewhat comforting', says parody account
8 days ago
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The other option was 'The EU: Never gonna give you up...'
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
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There's a real May-December* vibe in Brussels today *only talking about the weather
#IYKYK
17 days ago
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Hard to believe it would be possible, but this is going to make EU meetings even whiter
25 days ago
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Considering that this story is about the Economic and Social Committee, the headline should probably read "Letters shake mystery EU body"
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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reposted by
Berlaymonster
American EU Dude
2 months ago
That new White House statue of Christopher Columbus needs some work
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"becoming"?
2 months ago
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Today's most over-used
#EUCO
summit modifier will be: make-or-break crucial crisis crunch spicy extraordinary
2 months ago
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Am I the only one who thinks this seems low? Maybe it's true what they say about the kids today not drinking
3 months ago
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NEW BBC COMEDY SERIES PITCH: "Mandy and Andy" It's "Porridge" meets "Yes, Minister"
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Yes
3 months ago
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#EUCO
: "We need to meet urgently to figure out how to make Europe's economy work for everyone"
@eucopresident.consilium.europa.eu
: "I know the perfect place"
4 months ago
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This was first prize in a contest. Second prize was TWO exclusive interviews with Charles Michel
4 months ago
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I've just read that the European Commission staff reform process is being run by a High Level Reflection Group
5 months ago
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Greek Wins Eurogroup Presidency, Sets Conditions for German Bailout Package
#FantasyHeadlines
6 months ago
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The new Politico advent calendar is a bit creepy
6 months ago
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Seems the EEAS investigation is leaving no stone unturned
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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reposted by
Berlaymonster
Craig Winneker
6 months ago
EEAS-gate doesn't really have much of a ring to it. Some other options: Waterzooi-gate Brugse-gat Edu-gate Diplo-gate Rector-gate ...
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reposted by
Berlaymonster
Craig Winneker
6 months ago
Well, the omnibus has been delayed, it looks like we'll have to omniwalk again
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It's Friday, so we're just going to ignore this court ruling, and this headline
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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👀
8 months ago
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REMINDER: It’s influencer season again so don’t forget to get your ‘flu shots We need to prevent a full-on influencer epidemic
8 months ago
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"making"?
8 months ago
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Brussels archaeological dig reveals ancient EU intranet tubes
9 months ago
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reposted by
Berlaymonster
Craig Winneker
9 months ago
The absolute State of the European Union! Never mind the Strasbourg stemwinders; the real
#SOTEU
spectacular is on 8 November in Brussels: it's the annual Press Revue, aka
#NerdPromEU
, back again for another unforgettable night of comedy and music Reserve your tickets here:
bit.ly/4lQKVh8
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Nice scoop for a Friday: an interview with the chair of the "Parliamentary Intergroup on Wine and Spirits"
9 months ago
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Which will be finished first?
10 months ago
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It's Fun Trademarks Day at the EU Court of Justice
11 months ago
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I see the ECR group has stolen my mission statement
11 months ago
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Americans: “You Europeans are always on vacation” Also Americans:
11 months ago
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Not sure about this new advertising campaign aimed at MEPs
11 months ago
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The gentleman doth project too much, methinks (h/t
@eddywax.bsky.social
in
@euractiv.com
:
www.euractiv.com/section/poli...
)
about 1 year ago
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Would now be a good time remind everyone that we published VdL's
#Pfizergate
texts more than three years ago?
www.berlaymonster.com/post/leaked-...
about 1 year ago
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I mean, as a new EU slogan, this kind of slaps Put it on one of those Berlaymont banners
about 1 year ago
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Forget those AI action figures. What Brussels really needs is an MEP blow-up doll for conference panels
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Well it is Friday after all
about 1 year ago
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reposted by
Berlaymonster
DBurx
about 1 year ago
"After the unpleasant incident at the last EU staff party where someone accidentally bought 0% wine, the EU has urgently banned anything with less than 12% as being labelled 'wine'"
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We might need it even sooner tbqf
about 1 year ago
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reposted by
Berlaymonster
Craig Winneker
about 1 year ago
Clicked, thinking for sure it would be about Geoff Meade
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In Brussels, life comes at you slow
over 1 year ago
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What are they going to find under here? Wrong answers only
over 1 year ago
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Looks more like a bro-alition government
over 1 year ago
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Ahem. Back? Been right here all along. (Pretty sure the usage below is a violation of EU protected labelling rules)
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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