'That's somewhat comforting', says parody account

The other option was 'The EU: Never gonna give you up...'

There's a real May-December* vibe in Brussels today *only talking about the weather #IYKYK

Hard to believe it would be possible, but this is going to make EU meetings even whiter

Considering that this story is about the Economic and Social Committee, the headline should probably read "Letters shake mystery EU body"

That new White House statue of Christopher Columbus needs some work

"becoming"?

Today's most over-used #EUCO summit modifier will be: make-or-break crucial crisis crunch spicy extraordinary

Am I the only one who thinks this seems low? Maybe it's true what they say about the kids today not drinking

NEW BBC COMEDY SERIES PITCH: "Mandy and Andy" It's "Porridge" meets "Yes, Minister"

Yes

#EUCO: "We need to meet urgently to figure out how to make Europe's economy work for everyone" @eucopresident.consilium.europa.eu: "I know the perfect place"

This was first prize in a contest. Second prize was TWO exclusive interviews with Charles Michel

I've just read that the European Commission staff reform process is being run by a High Level Reflection Group

Greek Wins Eurogroup Presidency, Sets Conditions for German Bailout Package #FantasyHeadlines

The new Politico advent calendar is a bit creepy

Seems the EEAS investigation is leaving no stone unturned

EEAS-gate doesn't really have much of a ring to it. Some other options: Waterzooi-gate Brugse-gat Edu-gate Diplo-gate Rector-gate ...

Well, the omnibus has been delayed, it looks like we'll have to omniwalk again

It's Friday, so we're just going to ignore this court ruling, and this headline

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REMINDER: It’s influencer season again so don’t forget to get your ‘flu shots We need to prevent a full-on influencer epidemic

"making"?

Brussels archaeological dig reveals ancient EU intranet tubes

The absolute State of the European Union! Never mind the Strasbourg stemwinders; the real #SOTEU spectacular is on 8 November in Brussels: it's the annual Press Revue, aka #NerdPromEU, back again for another unforgettable night of comedy and music Reserve your tickets here: bit.ly/4lQKVh8

Nice scoop for a Friday: an interview with the chair of the "Parliamentary Intergroup on Wine and Spirits"

Which will be finished first?

It's Fun Trademarks Day at the EU Court of Justice

I see the ECR group has stolen my mission statement

Americans: “You Europeans are always on vacation” Also Americans:

Not sure about this new advertising campaign aimed at MEPs

The gentleman doth project too much, methinks (h/t @eddywax.bsky.social in @euractiv.com: www.euractiv.com/section/poli...)

Would now be a good time remind everyone that we published VdL's #Pfizergate texts more than three years ago? www.berlaymonster.com/post/leaked-...

I mean, as a new EU slogan, this kind of slaps Put it on one of those Berlaymont banners

Forget those AI action figures. What Brussels really needs is an MEP blow-up doll for conference panels

Well it is Friday after all

"After the unpleasant incident at the last EU staff party where someone accidentally bought 0% wine, the EU has urgently banned anything with less than 12% as being labelled 'wine'"

We might need it even sooner tbqf

Clicked, thinking for sure it would be about Geoff Meade

In Brussels, life comes at you slow

What are they going to find under here? Wrong answers only

Looks more like a bro-alition government

Ahem. Back? Been right here all along. (Pretty sure the usage below is a violation of EU protected labelling rules)