Closing out 2025 @tolkoto.com style

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Doing BBL 2026

Prayers have been answered

Call me old fashioned but fireworks should just be for special occasions.

Got told to F off by Patton Oswalt in the airport

Absolutely loved Wake up dead man.

First berserker Kangaskhan

“Fly you f**king fools” for FOTR “Shall I describe it to you or would you like me to get you a f**king box” for TT “I can’t carry it for you, but I can f**king carry you” for ROTK

Malik Willis is real good

It’s a Christmas miracle

Happy Christmas everyone

I posted earlier complaining of excessive partying in my neighborhood… I’d like to apologize for that. I have since learned of Nochebuena. I hope we can all learn to appreciate the beauty of other cultures and how they celebrate this season. That being said, I do wish I had earplugs. Feliz Navidad.

Merry Christmas, Pal.

In the face of overwhelming evil inflicted by MAGA Christianity, it feels inappropriate to drop some sentimental reflection. I'll just say this. The best parts of the Christmas story & what follows illustrate the opposite of what they say & do. Hope. Peace. Truth. Love. Grace. Merry Christmas.

All I want for Christmas is @giantbomb.bsky.social GOTY Day 2 VOD.

Does everyone have a workaholic boomer coworker? Honestly she’s great… but like sheesh enjoy your break!

Docusign will be the death of me

I’ve watched The Strike, happy festivus indeed! Now for Christmas episodes of The Simpsons, Futurama, Fairly odd Parents, SpongeBob, The Office, and others.

I didn’t know Vince, but I knew his games. Big fan of his work. A true industry legend, and will be sorely missed.

Olympus has Fallen has got to be one of the most overt piece of propaganda I’ve ever seen

There’s a pack of feral cats living in the crawlspace of my townhome and they’re driving me insane.

Bears won on a Hail Mary in overtime against the most injury riddled team. I’m not saying the Bears only won because Micah Parsons is hurt and J Love left with a concussion— but I’m also not not saying it.

In Malik we trust? Right?

Nevermind WHAT WAS THAT! lol Bears suck

Bears offense looking scary tbh. Someone get a bionic leg on Micah STAT

Can you imagine 4 Attempted break-ins 0 carbon monoxide detected 12 packages stolen from porch 2 instances of smoke detected 66 calls to 911

What else can I expect from Chokelahoma 🤷

Whelp my almost 18 month old discovered how to remove his diaper 🙃

I’m in a classic action movie mood. Tis the season?

Convinced Stavvy based his entire look and personality on Capt Lorenzo in Die Hard 2

Really trying hard for 2028, huh bud?

Reginald VelJohnson is the goat

Looks like the playing to not lose and the broncos are playing to win. There’s a big difference in their energy on field.

I fear the injuries are too many for The Packers to make a serious run in the playoffs….

Micah Parsons

unfortunately “sir, the vibrations” will be playing in my head indefinitely

Need I say more??

Josh Jacobs

Micah Parsons

Does anyone else only have Threads bc of instagram showing the preview of semi interesting posts? Every time I open one of those posts, it’s never as interesting as I thought it would be when I clicked it.

Healthcare.gov bout to re-radicalize me

I’m by no means no prude, but I looked away so fast, I thought it was disgusting tbh. I really felt like my great grandmother watching an episode of Th Simpsons.

iHop faves meh may be the best deal in breakfast and it isn’t close.