If I had a nickel for every time I've found out I've been acquainted and friendly with a terrible sex pest on Bluesky I'd have two awful, presumably greasy nickels. Ain't social media wonderful? /s

Y'all should use the official Northsky pronouns labeler as your new labeler. It writes your pronouns to the ATproto pronouns field in the background. And it has a site (🔗 in bio) for managing the labels if you don't wanna do it via scrolling and liking posts on the labeler.

I learned more. I was wrong, Katie was right. Let's never bring this up again. 💔

This is literally biphobia. 😤

Y'all just have that one saved draft that you see and think, "Yes, but also I'll never post this."

Jesus fucking Christ can we just let cis people sort out their gender identity without doing the transsexual equivalent of echo posting???? You all look so fucking weird and incredulous.

What fucking timeline is this? Partially nationalized fuel??? HELLO???

Update: She loves me right back. 😭

do y'all ever just fucking love a woman? Just absolutely love the Hell out of her?

Pain.

Nothing like all the smoke alarms blaring at 2am over nothing.

I can't believe they make an Ashley work 😭

Cast yourself as the villain

Good morning lesbians. 🥰

Fuck, I can't even take a shower now without thinking about the last time them and I shared one. 😭

omfg gang, she's so fucking based 😭

i think shitting on queer and nonbinary people and blaming them for transphobia is bad actually i think the people doing that right now should soul search and root out the part of them that thinks that joining our oppressors in inflicting cruelty on our siblings will spare them fix your hearts ❤️‍🩹

I decided to play the Systemshock remake finally and I can't believe I'm literally in the opening minutes of the game.

I'm so gay for them and everyone can tell 😭

It's normal to open up your freezer, see a McFlurry™ and well up with tears, right?

Guys which one do you think I am?

@livfreeorcry.gay, wifey said you should change your name to "Snuffy the Vampire Slayer."

How could she? Cancel her!

I have a handfull of pictures of Lucca and I from this last weekend and you mother fuckers don't get to see a single one of em! 🫵😂 HAHA!

@spookalucca.tv I had a beautiful time with you.

@livfreeorcry.gay sorry I called you "Snuffy." This is something you have to live with now. 😔

OMG @spookalucca.tv YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY

Going to pride with all these baddies ^o^

I am so unbelievably excited to get real close to Lucca tomorrow, gang. 😵‍💫

I'll suck off anyone who brings me a lighter.

Who on here looks like me?

theres the have knots and the have frots

Goods mornings, lesbianses.

Good morning, lesbians.

Y'know who would've thought the thing that finally pushes me over the edge into a mental breakdown after everything that's happened this month would be the fact that my skin is breaking out days before Lucca and Liv come to visit? /hj

Just two more days until two incredible women get to stay with us for an entire weekend. 🥰

women see me and think "i should torture her"

I think the plural of "mommy dommy" should be "mommies dommy," not "mommy dommies" because "mommy" is the subject, the noun that there ars multiples of, and "dommy" is the adjective describing the nouns. Therefore: Mommies dommy.

*Poorly photoshopped woman stepping on a city and it's somehow not a devastating mass casualty event.*

I'm so grateful for all the amazing people in my life. I never want to take a single one of you for granted. On Friday I came frighteningly close to losing two, arguably three of those people all within a twenty-four hour period. If I haven't told you recently, I love you all.

For those keeping track at home, this month: • I had a breakup • A household car broke down • I was sexually assaulted • Wife was in a car accident (She's alright) • The other car is totalled • My other partner has a seizure (She's alright) AND NOW I HAVE TO FINISH THIS LIST IN ANOTHER POST!

Jesus fucking Christ, universe. Can you stop ass raping me for five god damn minutes???

She's gonna be okay! 😌 Fuck me, today- err, yesterday was fucking scary.

This month has been so incredibly fucked up. Like, actually possibly the worst month of my fucking life! The wild part is that close second is definitely around this time last year!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!?

Huh, that was an interesting detail I just recalled.

I'm tired of people acknowledging how strong and brave I am. Start pointing out how soft and nurturing I am.

Woke up yearning like crazy.

Jealousy is a normal human emotion, and denying that isn't doing you or anyone else favors.

She loves her new plushie hammock! 😍

As you can see, officer I'm allowed to post tits here.