Joe Khing from Gar 28

back to being on bluesky semi regularly

A lot of people are confused by the concept of “cat years" so here's a little guide: 0-1 years - just a little baby 1-3 years - just a little baby 4-9 years - just a little baby 10+ years - just a little baby

like if you want Jop paw job art

im glad that less soulless companies are gonna be capitalizing on pride month this year because we all know they were bullshitting anyways

happy pride month fellow fags

i dont even want to pop this faggot i want to punch his snout in with a frying pan and stitch his mouth so his filthy ass cant mouth breathe

a starving teenage boy finds out that the true treasure he needed was the friends he made along the way. then he and his family die of cholera

how is the legend of cow tipping so popular yet no group of people have actually tried to do it. people have done way crazier things than that yet we're somehow afraid to push over some random fucking cow

Qeaml is such a faggot!

minors idn

qeaml can you stop reposting meowscarada as a pretty woman, it makes me look like a gooner every time i go on bluesky in public

getting high and saving lives

i would make it into a professional orchestra to just blast a trumpet mid song to see what would happen

Hell Plus: The Wealthy Man's Hell. its for billionaires that pay for it, thinking that theyll get exclusive privileges in hell. what they dont know is that its way worse than regular hell. no one's allowed to tell them what hell plus is like until theyre already in it

"We’re not just telling stories. We’re changing lives." is pre-chatgpt mic drop slop

feelin russian, having to use a vpn just to go on a site

imagine being immortal for 1000 years. blacklisted from the entire dating scene besides a few presidents here and there

bomb pops are the reason why luxembourg is so rich

time to watch the last 2 smiling friends episodes yay

bro

who the Hell is pretending to be qeaml on newgrounds

"hello coretuahhawk, welcome to the world of corrscope" www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnUo...

i still catn believe they made a WHOLE! NEw! river after the texas-mexico bkrder.... AMERICAS TOP 10 TECHNOLOGUXAL ACHIEVEMENTS🦅🦅🦅

the fact that fucking sheezyart outlasted amino

fuck i forgot to say this here but happy belated trans visibilty day yayyy

someone in the world primarily drinks coffee as a laxative primarily and for the energy boost secondarily

true...

i dont listen to aphex twom

at the pub eating smarties and a 57 year old mans tonsil stones

my cat needs to stop killing curiosity. mr. george is in shambles because of her.

2026 is the new 1933🎉🎉🥳🥳🎊

at the rapture straight up jorking it

goddamn routenote it took like 3 months to get my shit on youtube

i want to do artfight a lot but the problem is i cant draw

i think im starting to go grey. im 15 years old...

alright man what the fuck (they actually posted this we arent doing a bit)

Retweet to give a friend the Twinkle!

me when i when i:me

commissioning geometry dash creators to use my musical masterpiece „Honey, I Ate the Kids! (Transpose that, Old Fart)” on a mediocre level

FUN FACT: your legs aren't necessary.

9 30

a lot of the time i think shit of myself but sometimes i see myself in a mirror with my jacket and jeans on and i think "damn i look cool as hell"

What's up? 📷🖼️

almost accidentally fell off a bridge while on a walk #winnimg

what the fuck is going on with bfdi i havent watched any new episodes in like 8 months wtf is bffie

am i Deejay, or What?!

is that... no... it can't be... john paul jones from the bachelorette

nob & fibuel

if the horrors are man-made i dont think they could be out of my comprehension