Let's dance to Joy Division And celebrate the irony #auspol

RIP Prunella Scales.

Tapping on a link to read on Twotter is weird now.

#Repost @edithcartoonist ・・・ The next stage: commercialising 🛍️ #jewleryheist

That’s some scary shit cyclone.

One million trees: Rome mayor hails “unprecedented” forestation campaign for the "greenest city in Europe".

Your apathy is showing America. You might wanna tuck that back in. 🤦🏼‍♀️

The answer to your current problem America.

Only the big questions.🏏 #Repost @auswomencricket with @use.repost ・・・ Over to you Aussie fans!👇⁣ ⁣ #CWC25

And they say German’s have no sense of humour. #crownjewels

Good game. Well done #AusvInd Win by 2 wickets.

Apparently it’s cost us a MINT. #BOM www.tenders.gov.au/Cn/Show/f506...

Anyhoo back to listening to the cricket……..

For the folk overseas BOM is our Bureau of Meteorology and some fuckwit decided we all needed a pretty new one which is utter shit.

If you want the old #BOM cos the new one is shitty. reg.bom.gov.au

Utter bastards. nypost.com/2025/10/22/w...

🤭 #Repost @csapunch ・・・ “Bye-eeeeee”🤣🤣 #louvre IB: @angelckim #crownjewelheist

Dear Bom. Your website is shit. Bring back the old one.

He’ll use anyone’s lap. #tropicslife #heatwave #tully #dogsofbluesky

Bluesky being a bit hiccupy. Made me re sign-in or the puppy gets it….

Found him.🤭 #Repost @kreadul ・・・ 🐈🇫🇷 #instagram #jewelleryheist #paris

Quite the heist. 🫣

I’ll give it to the British tabloids, they are fucking savages in their reporting. Andrew will be tarred, feathered and strung up by his balls. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke. #paedo #rapist #lier

Crikey.😳 cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/25-t...

Let’s hope it works out. cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/offi...

About fucking time we had a severe thunderstorm warning. It was disgusting hot today. Slammed in in the space of 10 minutes

Oh the joy of heatwave warnings. #killmenow🤦🏼‍♀️ 37° for today. Gawd i hate the “Build-up” to the Wet Season. #tropicslife

Good. We have enough RWNJ’s of our own without adding this pathetic excuse of a person. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

#Repost @lordmayormelb ・・・ Fire up those pipes, Melbourne! We’re calling on 350 pipers to turn it for the biggest bagpipe ensemble the world has ever seen. Right now, the world record of 333 pipers has been held by Bulgaria since 2012 - Melbourne, it’s our turn to take the title. 💪  #ACDC

It’s a fickle sport. Another team disappears. 😏 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/the-...

Lotsa funny stuff on Twotter today. The algorithm must be in glitch mode.

A little more social etiquette education for some of these euro riders whilst participating in foreign countries…..🤦🏼‍♀️ cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/cont...

Will miss seeing you riding in your fav spot at the back of a peloton. Bravo Louis! Enjoy the next stage in your life.👏🏼☺️ “Meintjes forged his reputation through perseverance, quiet class, and historic achievements.” cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/vuel...

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It’s just choreographed theatre. Wouldn’t trust those 2 bastards as far as I could kick them. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

FFS Media, the return of the Israeli (IDF) hostages is not some biblical homecoming, but the return of live hostages that Hamas managed to keep alive, despite Israel's indiscriminate bombs and trying to starve them to death. 😳 #FreePalestine

Honey I hear ya. cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/not-...

XMAS ON MY INSTAGRAM ALREADY! 🤨

Fascist regime stuck on stupid. GOP busted using South American riot pics to justify Oregon troops: 'We're bad memers' www.rawstory.com/trump-oregon...

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Italy is launching a night train linking Rome with the legendary Christmas markets in Munich.

Pretty storm clouds on sunset. No rain.😏 #tropicslife

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If "never leave your drink unattended" were a person.