If you slide into my DMs and I have literally never expressed any interest in your existence, just don’t. Because I will not be nice.

I’m well aware that I’m a basic bitch. I like skincare, vanilla lattes and stories about how Victorian ladies murdered their husbands

The amount of times that I have explained something clearly and calmly to be accused of being angry. Like, sir, you’ll know when I’m angry

I was going to make a joke about how racists grieved The Confederacy longer than Erica Kirk grieved her husband, but when I thought about it, it was less of a joke and more just a factual statement.

Aw do you think I’m condescending? Well, that’s a really big word for you, four syllables! Good for you champ!

Oh, you don’t *believe* in Valentines? That’s cute, I don’t believe in your birthday.

Why aren’t you on that podcast network anymore? Well, because I called the Vice president of said network a cunt. But in my defence, he was acting like a cunt. Anyway, here’s wonderwall

“YOU’RE ONLY POSTING FOR ATTENTION!” Well, yes.

It gets to a point when people post so many wrong things after I have corrected them that it’s time to just delete and block

The thing about specialising in historical propaganda and misinformation, is that there are certain topics I know I’m going to have blowback on, like Jack the Ripper, the Irish Slave Myth, who shot first, Han or Guido? But now I’m explaining basic facts to people, which is tough

Hey men! Are you struggling with date ideas this winter that don’t involve booze or going to your place? Here you go -Ice skating, you don’t have to be good, just game -Vintage cinema -Museums -Escape room, bonus if it’s seasonal! -Christmas market, it’s so Hallmark channel, wear plaid, I dare you.

The Ladies of Llangollen were wee Irish lesbians who ran off to Wales to set up the most picturesque cottagecore life imaginable. I’m joined on the podcast by the iconic @whodidwhatnowpod.bsky.social to celebrate their delightful tale. pod.link/1489560920/e...

Just had someone complain that I used 18th century sources regarding an 18th century event and that none of the historical sources regarding history were any later than 2010. I’m going to start setting things on fire

What if we kissed at the La Brea Tar Pits?

“Yeah, and what makes you an expert on this huh!? Oh… the fact that I’m literally an expert on this.

Like all girly-pops I laugh at salad, except when the salad is from the Mid-West, that shit is serious.

Will Bluesky be the place where I get to be unhinged ? Maybe

“You’re gaslighting me” No, I’m just calling you out on your bullshit. You don’t get to use slurs and then act like you’re the victim when someone informs you that you’re a cunt.

25 minutes into this Katrina doc and I’m so full of rage.

Every now and again I’m reminded that I watched The Others for the first time, alone, in a Victorian house, all alone. Not me scurrying through the house, heaving and muttering “nae ghosties” as I leap into bed and hide under the covers

WAIT - Has anybody seen Katy Perry?

Gene Tierney’s hair in Leave Her to Heaven That’s is all. Good day!

It’s Friday night and near enough everyone I know is having a date night. Meanwhile… I’m in my Powerpuff Girl pyjamas trying to figure out when I can put together a series chronicling British colonialism into digestible chunks

Alexa, how much does 70,000 Dum-Dums cost? Here's your Monday morning headline from the latest installment of Gossip at the Corpse Cart, featuring Katie Charlwood from @whodidwhatnowpod.bsky.social Podcast! wineandcrimepodcast.com

In case your wondering what like being a parent is like, I came home from work today to find my living room full of balloons with faces drawn on them

The Imperial Boomering Effect: When Empires use their colonies as sort of labratories for methods of counter-insurgency, social control and repression, methods which can then be brought back to the imperial metropolis and deployed against the marginalised and subjugated within…

It is wild that I have just as much right to rewrite the Bible as King James had

Sorry - that’s my bad for letting you think I cared about your opinion

Don’t understand why people will use “biology” as an argument against trans women specifically. Like every single human starts off as female in the womb, why are you mad that they reverted to factory settings?

I just saw someone ask if anyone has heard from Lawrence Fox recently, because he got so mad when Doctor Who went “woke” he’s going to be even worse when it won’t let him see his kids 😂😂😂

Friendly reminder

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Live at the Lyric Hyperion in LA 04/05/25 and yes I know that Kinder Egg surprise is still banned in the USA

So I have an acidic aversion to products that have “mum” on them, I avoid mugs, keychains, etc But let me tell you, if my kids give me something with “mum” on it, as far as they’re concerned, I have never loved anything more

I’ve gotten to the point in my life that it’s likely that if I ever get married, it’ll be on a whim in Vegas or as part of a Taskmaster challenge

What if we kissed at the black lava cathedral?

This is your friendly reminder that Elvis did not die on the toilet… But Judy Garland did

What if we ate hotdogs and watched The Sandlot?

I keep getting Americans commenting on my FB videos going “who is this person?” Or “who is she?” As if I don’t say my name in almost every single video and I don’t have a website linked to the very page you’re commenting on Aaaargh

Have you heard about Soothing Syrups? Being a mother was tough back in the 19th century, to help with child-rearing, a series of "soothing syrups," lozenges and powders were created.

I’m getting rid of half my wardrobe, I have very very limited space and I’ve dropped a dress size so it is time. Also me….eyeing up the new a house of CB sundresses that I cannot afford

Y’all know I’m on tour right? whodidwhatnowpod.com/events/

Okay, but what if we kissed at the Winchester Mystery House?

If I had a penny for every one of my friends that happened to be raised in a cult, I’d have sixpence. Which frankly is just too much

Tá mé ag tarraingt seo as an cruinneachán duit! Pulling this one from the vault 🤣

The Irish as a general rule are not fond of being pushed around. Boston is probably the most Irish city outside of Ireland and y’all wanted to play? You’re in for a rumble

Somebody really said with their whole chest that POC/BAME only existed in Britain recently. Recently? We have records of BAME brits as far back as the 1500s *heavy breathing intensifies*

In case you’re wondering how dense I am, it’s taken me several days to realise a man may have been flirting with me and I responded by sending a potato recipe.

In the top 10 British History podcasts. I’m half Scottish so I’ll take it! 🤣