25 minutes into this Katrina doc and I’m so full of rage.

Every now and again I’m reminded that I watched The Others for the first time, alone, in a Victorian house, all alone. Not me scurrying through the house, heaving and muttering “nae ghosties” as I leap into bed and hide under the covers

WAIT - Has anybody seen Katy Perry?

Gene Tierney’s hair in Leave Her to Heaven That’s is all. Good day!

It’s Friday night and near enough everyone I know is having a date night. Meanwhile… I’m in my Powerpuff Girl pyjamas trying to figure out when I can put together a series chronicling British colonialism into digestible chunks

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In case your wondering what like being a parent is like, I came home from work today to find my living room full of balloons with faces drawn on them

The Imperial Boomering Effect: When Empires use their colonies as sort of labratories for methods of counter-insurgency, social control and repression, methods which can then be brought back to the imperial metropolis and deployed against the marginalised and subjugated within…

It is wild that I have just as much right to rewrite the Bible as King James had

Sorry - that’s my bad for letting you think I cared about your opinion

Don’t understand why people will use “biology” as an argument against trans women specifically. Like every single human starts off as female in the womb, why are you mad that they reverted to factory settings?

I just saw someone ask if anyone has heard from Lawrence Fox recently, because he got so mad when Doctor Who went “woke” he’s going to be even worse when it won’t let him see his kids 😂😂😂

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Live at the Lyric Hyperion in LA 04/05/25 and yes I know that Kinder Egg surprise is still banned in the USA

So I have an acidic aversion to products that have “mum” on them, I avoid mugs, keychains, etc But let me tell you, if my kids give me something with “mum” on it, as far as they’re concerned, I have never loved anything more

I’ve gotten to the point in my life that it’s likely that if I ever get married, it’ll be on a whim in Vegas or as part of a Taskmaster challenge

What if we kissed at the black lava cathedral?

This is your friendly reminder that Elvis did not die on the toilet… But Judy Garland did

What if we ate hotdogs and watched The Sandlot?

I keep getting Americans commenting on my FB videos going “who is this person?” Or “who is she?” As if I don’t say my name in almost every single video and I don’t have a website linked to the very page you’re commenting on Aaaargh

Have you heard about Soothing Syrups? Being a mother was tough back in the 19th century, to help with child-rearing, a series of "soothing syrups," lozenges and powders were created.

I’m getting rid of half my wardrobe, I have very very limited space and I’ve dropped a dress size so it is time. Also me….eyeing up the new a house of CB sundresses that I cannot afford

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Okay, but what if we kissed at the Winchester Mystery House?

If I had a penny for every one of my friends that happened to be raised in a cult, I’d have sixpence. Which frankly is just too much

Tá mé ag tarraingt seo as an cruinneachán duit! Pulling this one from the vault 🤣

The Irish as a general rule are not fond of being pushed around. Boston is probably the most Irish city outside of Ireland and y’all wanted to play? You’re in for a rumble

Somebody really said with their whole chest that POC/BAME only existed in Britain recently. Recently? We have records of BAME brits as far back as the 1500s *heavy breathing intensifies*

In case you’re wondering how dense I am, it’s taken me several days to realise a man may have been flirting with me and I responded by sending a potato recipe.

In the top 10 British History podcasts. I’m half Scottish so I’ll take it! 🤣

Saw someone say that this is Luigi every time he’s seen in public

Became a member of my local library. This is my place

Sung to the theme of agony in into the woods: ANXIETYYYYYYYY

So I’m only following 12 people on here. Feel like I should have more but how do I find them? Where are you weirdos?

Remember that trend of purses/bags looking like animals. I would like to formally request a Canadian Goose… for reeasons

This time I have upset straight men by *checks notes* not trying to date men who aren’t interested in me 🤷‍♀️

Death Becomes Her…

“I bet she’ll make a nasty TikTok about me” No, I’ll just delete your comments and block you for being a dick. And a liar. But mainly for being a dick. Why waste my time making a video when time is money and you are not worth the spend

You know why I ended up being called the History Harlot? Because somebody got mad that I made history content while having the audacity to have an ample bosom.

I contacted a venue in another country about a live show and the guy that runs it told me that they don’t host outside shows, which is fair enough, you don’t do it, that is that. But this guy straight up asks to be a guest on my podcast, like sir, you didn’t even recommend another venue😂

You don’t care about politics… okay then

sometimes, I am a hot girl

“It really defeats your purpose if you block me” Have you considered that blocking you was my point Harold?

I mean… I’d probably have less things to talk about

You don’t care? You *really* don’t care? No, I get it, you REALLY don’t care, which is why you felt the need to share that with me, a person you do not know, completely unprompted. That is definitely a thing that an unbothered person does Harold

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I put “triflers need not apply” on my dating profile and yet men who are “still figuring out their dating goals” keep contacting me So you want your candy store burnt to the ground? Because that’s how your candy store gets burnt to the ground

The truth is out lads! Apparently I must burn my degrees because I *checks notes* used to own a comic book store