Still from a video posted by @campcallout.bsky.social The guy on the left put that finger in his mouth and the guy on the right thinks women shouldn’t vote.

1. “The president should be removed from office because he is plainly insane.” Furthermore, “The president should be removed from office because he is plainly insane.”

I don’t do the TikTok but I hope Portland is serving up hours of war footage. And by “war footage” I mean the difficulty finding parking at Costco or too much traffic in the bike lane. Show us the city so dangerous that president demanded full force.

“Holy cow - did you guys read that wild shit from the Amelia Earhart file?!?” - no one ever, not even in 1937. I did know, though, Elon’s daddy had a baby with his stepdaughter, which is very Woody Allen. I know Elon went to the Epstein island and all his babies came from test tubes.

According to a recent survey, Hereford is the British city where people buy the biggest dildos.

Friday. A gentle reminder that the president, someone intimately involved with the Epstein human trafficking crime syndicate, has instituted a system where humans are being scooped up randomly and without records and trafficked out of the US by the government he runs.

Putin disappears Ukrainian children. Trump was very very good friends with the late human trafficker Epstein and thinks current human trafficker Putin is awesome. Migrant children are disappearing.

This song is so good. Also I want a hat hat. youtu.be/Ois3gfcwKSA?...

dear spiegel

The President of the United States suffers severe narcissistic injury from the humiliation of a malfunctioning escalator and teleprompter because his idealized self-image as omnipotent without fault or blemish or imperfection has been publicly threatened.

My partner is in San Diego and this is the menu from dinner last night. I find it surprising that a tech conference in Cali is “vegetarian entree on request” and not just included in the list. He’s been to some where there wasn’t one at all so this is an improvement on that but not by much.

it is impolite to ask someone “do you want quesabirria tacos” instead you should ask “how many quesabirria tacos do you want”

#Boston to offer free vaccines at series of clinics www.boston.gov/government/c...

800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database. Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away. The cruelty is the point.

Things that are missing: - the Epstein crime syndicate files - a bunch of migrants that were detained without due process in a Florida swamp - an untold number of unaccompanied minors, also without due process, during the rule of a alleged member of the Epstein child trafficking crime syndicate.

‘There’s no autism in Cuba because they’re too poor for Tylenol” is a hell of a position. Will we be banning Tylenol or making pregnant moms too poor to afford it? My bet is on the latter! Also, where are all those files about the Epstein/Trump criminal syndicate?

The autism announcement isn’t about autism in the same way Jehovah’s Witness and Mormon missionaries aren’t about selling god. It’s a shit test, a loyalty task. Will you demonstrate that evidence doesn’t matter and bind yourself closer to them or will you reject your current social scene? That’s it.

Late but I just watched a 12-minute highlight package of the women’s rugby World Cup and it was a corker! Go Canada! #rugby

I started a cross stitch of Las Meninas by Velázquez because I had a pattern and I’d watched a whole bunch of stuff about the painting. Ultimately I frogged it though because I realized it isn’t a work that should be done in that 3-inch size. So I’m doing this until I figure out what’s next:

“[The Drug Enforcement Administration] has not even been invited to any of the task force meetings,” one former senior official said. “It is mind-boggling. They’re just getting orders saying, ‘This is what Stephen Miller wants and you’ve got to give it to us.’” (Published July)

PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW HOW I BECAME RADICALIZED. SIMPLE. BY WATCHING GOONS TAZE INNOCENT PEOPLE; LISTENING TO MTG SCREAM LIAR AT THE POTUS; WATCHING A CONGRESSIONAL MAGAT JACK OFF HER BOYFRIEND IN PUBLIC; HEARING STEVEN MILLER RANT LIKE A HIGH-PITCHED HYENA; SEEING POTUS DAILY VOMIT VERBAL GARBAGE.

The Revolution will be merchandised!

They stole this ad: youtu.be/3cktmS-yaxM?...

The demise of Joann’s means that this year my town got a Spirit Halloween and today I got to witness parents arguing about a scarecrow costume.

really hoping they're right about Tuesday being the Rapture because a world without Evangelical Christians sounds like a literal paradise

In the next few hours, hundreds of thousands will turn up at their stadium-sized churches and listen to someone tell them that blessed are the meek and that we must protect the children from the word “gay” and that the flock must donate extra this week to keep the private jet in good working order.

Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.

I made this cinnamon focaccia from King Arthur and I didn’t buy their proprietary ingredient - I just used brown sugar and cinnamon and mixed in olive oil until crumbly (olive oil because that’s what was in the rest). It’s hella good tho. www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/big-...

Aw hey look what I finished! #crossstitch #craftsky #awyeahstring

Did you know you can buy skunk musk? Like just … buy it. With money in a store. Or deer pee or wolf stink. There’s all kinds of smells you can buy. And it would be generous to share some of these fun products with the people who wear masks to hide their identities at work.

"Fly safely," [Trump] said. "You know why I say that? Because I'm on the flight. I want to get home, otherwise I wouldn't care." You could just … not say that part. No one asked if you wanted to express a callous disregard for people who aren’t you. You can want people who aren’t you to be safe.

The sheer number of Disney-owned properties where the theme is “courage” and “doing the right thing” is staggering. Like there’s a whole ass movie *called* Brave and it’s about being brave. Mulan won a war. Moana stood up to a god.

I had an anxiety dream where the theme was packing and there was always more stuff. The thing that persists (beyond the helplessness from the dream) was that throughout it all, Donald Trump was in the other room talking loudly about shaving his knees. It was important, he said, to shave your knees.

It’s important to mock Trump and his friends for being fragile little bitches but remember to save some for the absolute cowards running some of the biggest corporations in the world. Appeasing the king today means he will always have their balls.

I’m not saying anything but

This is my favorite AFI song. I mostly lost track of them because we grew in different directions. The almighty algorithm served me up a recent single from them and it was like listening to Danzig (?) or some other 80s mood metal. #music #mohawk youtu.be/YDG94dcCFw4?...

They aren’t hiding the Epstein files because of the sexual sin contained within. They’re hiding the Epstein files because of the financial sin within. Who paid what for access and dirt on whom. I assume the loudest about Kirk are protecting the Epstein money players.

Work in progress Wednesday He looks extra creepy with that empty eyes. More children of the corn and less American Gothic. #WIP #crossstitch

I walked through the Hop this morning at Dartmouth and it is gorgeous. Smells of wood. Lots of clean lines inviting spaces. I hope they run a lot of pop up art and food events on that courtyard. hop.dartmouth.edu/hopkins-cent...

“Due to recent changes in US FDA import regulations following the termination of the De Minimis rule, shipments containing FDA-regulated products such as cosmetics cannot be dispatched from Korea to the United States at this time.” My sunscreen though. ☹️

There's few better ways to honour Robert Redford's memory than to remember the axiom about political investigations popularised in All the President's Men: Follow the money.

The bread is done #baking #bread

Anyway, release the Epstein list. Ban congressional stock trading. Eliminate corporate and dark money from politics.

Yesterday I made bread dough for potato bread and stuck it in the fridge to slow prove overnight. It’s easily the best bread I make and also the most labor intensive. It’s pillowy and airy but has good bite and toasts like a dream. Plus, there’s mashed potato snack as a by-product.

Really wish people wouldn't say stuff like "Black women are the canaries in the coal mine" re: job losses. You should care because of what's being done to them, not because it might come for you next. You do realize the canaries were used this way because they were expendable, right?

Trump doesn’t care if we think he’s a pervert. He cares very deeply if he’s perceived as not rich or as without power. That why I believe the Epstein docs aren’t scary because sex. They’re scary because he looks poor or of marginal influence. Because he’s mocked by people he wants to like him.

NEW: In a moment of peril, Florida lawmakers allowed Citizens Property Insurance, its insurer of last resort, to take disputes before judges whose salaries it funds. The company has taken 1,500+ insurance disputes to mandatory arbitration, where it wins more than 90% of final hearings.

I think Trump wasn’t rich enough to be an Epstein client for most of the relationship and that’s why he never showed his tax returns. I reckon the video blackmail isn’t sex, it’s Don swearing he’ll pay on Tuesday for a human trafficked today. Poverty is more embarrassing than raping to him.

That Fox guy didn’t advocate euthanasia. He advocated murder. He championed the murder of lots of people who were already in terrible circumstances. He came out with “we can just kill the inconvenient” and the rest of the panel was like “I’m listening…”

The president had a stroke on TV. Russia kind of invaded Poland. A court had to tell the American government to stop sending unaccompanied children to countries they don’t live in. Bloomberg dropped a metric assload of Epstein docs. Literally every other piece of news this week was more important.