Toddy, I concluded that Mary Poppins is a time lord. No, I won’t be further elaborating.

The dumbest fucking timeline.

Was being a stepmother super breezy and successful because the kids were mostly grown or you had learned several life experiences until then?

The “were you a bad mother or did you honestly do what was best with what you had?”, reflection stage. Fun.

Roy Cohn, Trump’s first fixer, was as constant of a liar as Trump was.So much so, that he swore until his dying day that he had liver cancer, when in fact, he died of AIDS.He also spent his life evading the IRS.Upon his death, all of his assets were sieved, saving the knockoff cufflinks from Trump.

The President of the United States is a liar.

Latvia….

A year in France, he says. We pick up ourselves and our cat and spend a year in France. Not because we need a vacation but to figure out if we can retire in Europe and survive. War is showing itself in Europe. Fascism is showing here. There may be no escape but he insists we can’t stay.

I hate how perimenopause literally ruins everything.

Do I have the brain space to pull up from this country, move to France, crash course learning French at the age of: *checks notes* Fifty? It’s scary here, guys, and my husband is insisting.

Co-signed.

The President of the United States has raped multiple children. And multiple women. The President of the United States fomented violent insurrection against our gov’t to preserve power. And today he threatened his opposition with death. If you aren’t speaking up, you’re complicit: 202-224-3121

Nothing to see here, just a sitting president calling for the execution of political opponents. Well done, white Republican Christian voters... Super job.

Watching South Park as a coping mechanism for this shit show wasn’t on my fucking bingo card. I always hated South Park.

As someone who spent a decade working for lawyers, I can confidently say there are more than one copy of the Epstein documents. Every single law office that touched that case has copies too, as well as the Epstein estate. Lawyers have to keep these files for many years. It’s all part of the job.

Let’s recap: In the United States, a fifteen year old cannot do versus a legal adult. Drive a car. Enlist in the military. Buy cigarettes. Be allowed in a bar. Watch explicit shows in the theatres. Vote. A fifteen year old isn’t “barely legal”. It’s very much not legal.

Questions that also need to be asked to MTG. Why did you ask for pardon after Jan 6th? Are you the pipe bomber?

Don’t stop talking about these emails. The rot runs so fucking deep. So fucking deep.

"Why does no one trust media anymore?" I dont know. Maybe because you're publishing stories framed as "why are these underage girls having sex with and ruining the lives of all of these powerful men?"

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This is a great time to point out that in the 80’s, Roy Cohn took Trump under his wing. There’s a whole ass movie about it titled “The Apprentice” which explains Trump’s personality traits and his manipulation skills.

We have a sex trafficker in office. #Impeach #remove

Wading through the oversight documents feeling all paralegal nostalgia and shit. Trump is a monster. The rot runs deep.

House Oversight Committee Releases 20,000 Additional Pages of Epstein Estate Documents WASHINGTON—The House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform released an additional 20,000 pages of documents received from the estate of Jeffrey Epstein. oversight.house.gov/release/over...

I honestly thought y’all were nuts when you said he didn’t mill himself and was murdered by the Trump admin. Now I fucking believe it. He had Ivana killed too.

Clinton was impeached for lesser acts.

If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.

Holy Christ….

“The dog that won’t bark.”

This entire system is corrupt. Burn it all fucking down.

If Trump has nothing to hide, he'd tell Pam Bondi to release the Epstein Files like they all promised. Mike Johnson would have sworn in Adelita Grijalva yesterday. Ghislaine Maxwell would be sent back to Florida prison instead of being pampered in Club Fed in Texas. And... He's guilty as hell.

Democrats were overwhelmingly united on their shutdown demands. Americans understood that Trump and Republicans were to blame. Voters made it known last Tuesday that they'll elect leaders who stand up to Trump. Democrats held the cards — and folded for no reason.

This fucking country.

Republicans can govern and neither can democrats. This country is a fucking joke.

I can’t believe we are on day 40 of this shit.

The silence of congressional Republicans to all the Trump corruption - from his disgusting pardons, to the UAE crypto money, to the Qatari jet, and the ballroom, should be used against all of them in midterms along with their silence on tariffs which has made things unaffordable.

So, is throwing sandwiches at ICE, like, protected speech now? If so, is it only Subway that's covered? What if we yell, "Eat fresh, motherfucker," when we do it?

I honestly shouldn't have to care so much about who's mayor of a city I've spent maybe three days total in, but apocalypses change you.

Sometime today, Mike Johnson will say, "I've been very busy not watching pornography this morning and I am only just hearing about the voting yesterday so I am unable to comment on all of that right now."

Fuck Dick Cheney. He was a monster.

Dear all ATC, Walk out. All of you. Right now and just leave. Shut the whole damn thing down.

Someone needs to check on Fort Knox. I wouldn’t put it past this fucking administration to steal all of our gold.

We are not angry enough.

Still waiting for the revolution.

I’m more upset at what happened at the Louvre versus what orange shit stain is currently doing the White House and I don’t really know why.

Thank you to the organizers of today's wildly successful (and peaceful) "No Kings" rallies. You did an amazing job. And thanks to all the millions of people who showed up to give us faith. And a special shout out to the White House regime and the Speaker of the House for all the free publicity!

A plague on both your houses!