I'm very nervous to say it, but the Mariners are rapidly approaching "so back" territory

Another inspiring at bat from lefty killer rob refsnyder

COMRADE COLT STRIKES AGAINST THE METS

Rob in the cleanup slot tonight. Y'all have just been Ref'ed

Despite Dan Wilson's best efforts, the Mariners have won their series against the White Sox

An intern approaches the throne room of He Who Decides NSO Games. "My lord, the players, they beg for Nintendo DS to be added to NSO, and they threaten to-" HWDNG interrupts by raising a hand, and says "Give them Bible Adventures on NES." The intern's eyes well up with tears and thanks HWDNG.

Baseball is so stupid!

Well that was certainly a Seattle baseball game

Ok the Mariners can still win this. We just need at least a run to stay alive in the 9th. Due up to provide this run *checks scorecard* oh....oh fuck ...oh no

Luis Castillo needs to be taken into custody

Dan Wilson must literally have an out of body experience every time he sees a pitcher throw with their left hand because what the fuck is this lineup man

Patrick Wisdom batting 5th for the Mariners today. I'll be the first to say I'm uncertain about the new "Field a Fan" ticket option Dan has come up with, but certainly you don't put that jobber smack dab in the middle of the lineup, right?

These images will be this conflict's horrifying depictions of what war does to the land, much in the same way images of napalm, nuclear bombs, and mustard gas usage horrify us now

The most depressing part of yesterdays Mariners game was when the announcers began discussing things in terms of how it will impact the Padres chances for their dodgers series the next day. You know you're bad when the best you can muster it inconveniencing a team before their real series

"say what's the viewing experience like for Mariners games this year?"

Oh my God they're awful. The Mariners added in the off season and they're worse.

Jesus this Mariners team just has no heart right now. They're still broken from that blue jays series.

I understand it's asking a lot but it would be so nice and a change of pace if the Mariners ✨won✨ a baseball game

Liberals are right wingers. We can see this by how you literally let right wingers get away with a putsch.

On one hand it's very convenient that Luis Castillo has self selected for making room in the rotation for Bryce Millers return. On the other he's a fucking criminal and needs to be brought to justice

Dude what the fuck is wrong with this site, every other post is a single panel comic of a peanuts character saying some bullshit they'd never say. Charlie Brown doesn't have opinions on the strait of hormuz. Shut the fuck up.

Interesting developments on the birds in politics front

The Seattle Mariners have won a game of baseball (exasperated)

See this is why this website doesn't have the juice, back in my day if you got this overly mad at a pointless post you would share their IP address

Today's Mariners lineup is vintage "Dan Wilson seeing a left handed person and having a stroke"

Spirit Reaper be like:

Me when I say something out of pocket and wanna make sure the vibe is still intact

Nationalize Pizza Hut and extend the every 5 books read for a free personal pan pizza offer to all Americans. This will fix the literacy crisis in this country.

Feel like any major league shortstop not named JP Crawford stops that ball

Looking at two things that are basically the same: idk it's like 6 of one 7 of another

POV: you're making a run through the strait for your overlord Shell corporation

kill and i cannot stress this enough yourself

Of fucking course he's STILL wearing Indians gear

Gonna be real hard to move Luis Castillo now, really should've done it in this past off-season.

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Ballroon

The most ''can I pay you in bits of string?" Ass industry of all time

Unfortunately, after showing early signs of the opposite, the Mariners are continuing to still be the Mariners

WHERE THE FUCK WAS ROB REFSNYDER?? LOST IN A FUCKING POCKET DIMENSION??? DAN WILSON FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU DAN WILSON

Okay seriously what the fuck is wrong with the Mariners

Life is all about perspective. Sometimes you think "the Mariners are a mess I can't believe they're doing this bad out the gate" then you see a complete train wreck like the astros stumble in the door and it really gives you a new paradigm about just how bad it can get

The J.P. in Crawford's name stands for Jiant Penis

LMFAOOOOOOO TRUMP YOU DUMB BITCH, YOU CANT BEEF WITH THE POPE

Mariners Baseball (in a hushed whisper, speaking of an ancient evil)

Cooper Criswell is pitching again instead of munoz or brash. Is that good?

We're positive the Artemis mission isn't a plot by the minions to steal the moon?