Hell nah they're trying to turn protestors into the green goblin

See this the kind of weak shit that makes this site so boring. Comments off, no quote reposts, asking for everyone to be nice to me uwu WHERES THE DRAMA, WHERES THE CAGE MATCHES?! dollars to donuts your favorite post from Twitter came about of people getting after each other. This place sucks.

My favorite 90% Hitler would tell me to be a resist lib about 99% hitler

This is where you get into a car accident and meet beetlejuice

Oh well okay then

Average Friendsgiving in your 30's

HOLY SHIT BUSTED CLOCK ASS ADMINISTRATION LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Not gonna lie, fetish artists. "CW/FART" doesnt really do much when I'm mindlessly scrolling down on the app to prevent me from getting flashbanged. Thanks anyway though.

Weak performative shit

What is with syncophants and depictions of their dear leader as way more fuckable than they actually are? Gotta look into the overlap between zealotry and wanting to be dommed

Ok look I don't give a fuck about the white house or it's gardens, I'm not acting like I have any kind of emotional attachment to these structures, but conservatives like to say they care about shit like this. So what gives? Why aren't they pissed? Was the garden not racist enough for them?

The Dodgers are the best baseball team in the MLB. Unfortunately for them they are facing the Blue Jays, a confused hockey team that wandered into the wrong stadium, and are the best overall team in the MLB

I'm not up to date on politics I'm assuming this is good and there's absolutely no other pressing matters atm?

Dipoto HAS to get naylor back. At all costs. Even if you're not able to pursue Geno or Polo as a result. There's a lot of talent in the farm system to mess around with filling their spots. But Naylor HAS TO HAS TO HAS TO come back

CHAOS BALL BABY

Enough talk, it is time to ritualistically sacrifice Humpy in the middle of T-Mobile park before tonights game. Call the Etsy witches, the Mariners require their dark magics once more

Bluesky fucking sucks dude I post about the Mariners all the time and barely get any Mariners content suggested, I comment on one blue jays post and the algo decides to start pumping pro Toronto propaganda down my throat. WTF do I have to do to get Mariners content? MARINERS MARINERS MARINERS MARIN

Rep. Buddy Carter added: "Does this feel good enough, daddy? And will you tap me on the head to let me know you're almost done?"

It's pretty fucking incredible that the poignant and accurate "we invented the Torment Nexus" post made up a fake scifi thing for tech bros to invent and they invented that too with AI

Me: that column wasn't the only thing bearing a load, if you know what I mean The inspector: sir this building is unsafe, I need to condemn it

Extra innings, extra beers

DAAAAAAA JANKIES LOSE

This may affect economy

The dodgers when it's time to play a best of 3 against a bottom seed wild card team that barely snuck in for the first time in over a decade

Me with a 3000 job shaped belly: *urp* wonder where they went

This mofo is FRIIIIIIED, he went "yeah I remember that" lmfaoooooool

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

SIXTY home runs for Cal Raleigh

VICTOR ROBLES MY GOD WHAT A SNAG

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

To hear right wing freaks tell it, Kirk was beloved for going around asking questions and otherwise existing as a opinion vacuum, devoid of his own beliefs aside from God being real. So I'm curious as to why they revered this perpetually confused and thoughtless man.

Hoping the Rangers and Astros can somehow engineer a scenario where they both lose the next two games. A sort of baseball pact suicide.

It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right

I can't fucking believe I have to explain what a groyper is to my conservative family members dog gamergate somehow became the fulcrum around which modern American politics swings what the FUCK

The lesson to be learned is that vigilante justice works

Protestors chant FREE DC FREE PALESTINE TRUMP IS THE HITLER OF OUR TIME To Trump, Vance, and Hegseth

Dan Wilson and his old head ass version of baseball needs to fucking go. The Mariners in general are pissing me off right now but Dan's management style is making go fucking nuclear

Genuinely what the fuck is wrong with the Mariners

Unfff, the doubles do WHAT?

Being a Mariners fan in September

Dude if Seattle is going to play like this just go home. This is fucking sad.

POLANCO IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE IS THAT A DOUBLE SIT YOUR STUPID ASS AT FIRST WHAT ARE YOU DOING????

The Mariners are fully melting down. What the fuck is happening to the pitching staff of this team? Why are they like this?

This stupid website is closer to Facebook than twitter