If bedbugs live in beds... Does that mean cockroaches-

Tedx doesn't even have sex!

> You beath the boss on the first try > The boss doesn't have a second phase ^^ > Everyone else at the office wondering why did you beat their boss to death

I see a fish ready for deconstruction~

Aerospike engines 😍😍😍😍

Anime tears are made of liquid mercury.

I learn trough suffering- Disco inferno.

screaming "fuck" during an intercourse is the same as yelling "parkour" while you parkour.

A tiara made from mandibles...

Time is NOW

And Dora the explorer has a bf that is also her cousin AND uncle.

No microwaving testicles on school grounds!

The phone is ringing... Ring~ Ring~ Are you gonna pick it up?

What do you mean there's snow in Prague? Do they even know what "snow" is???

Shitting on chrappy toilets! Part 1! Finale!

Post a female character you love Marina, my beloved <3

The fried eggs from Shrek 😍

Happy birthday TO MYSELF!

My traumatic experience of transforming into a ferret for ten minutes.

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They kill him! They replace him! They shelter the entity! They steal his blimp! They steal his army of dogs! And fly back to the states with everything... The plot of Up.

I'm going to eat this bread (violence)

No rats are allowed in the sky!!!

rice salt wheat cucumbers

The WHITE ＭＯＯＮ?

You never know when you're going to need a jet engine! So you better keep one in storage!

Can femboys get pregnant? Femboys or Tomboys? Here at Destron Heavy Industries, we ask the right questions!

BUILDING THE BOOB EXPLOSION CHAMBER!

Is there a Dick-explosion chamber but for girls? Asking for a friend

BREAD IS MADE FROM CATS! BREAD IS MADE FROM CATS! BREAD IS MADE FROM CATS! BREAD IS MADE FROM CATS! BREAD IS MADE FROM CATS! BREAD IS MADE FROM CATS! BREAD IS MADE FROM CATS! BREAD IS MADE FROM CATS! BREAD IS MADE FROM CATS! BREAD IS MADE FROM CATS! BREAD IS MADE FROM CATS! BREAD IS MADE FROM CATS!

The Moon will fear ME!

It's called a missile because it misses

I forgot to bring my charger with me Idiot

In the future, they will invent a "horse printer", that can print horses and other horse-like beings.

Just wait till your moon is stolen !

Humans... They have SO many flavours

how do you stay warm with those itty bitty wimgs? @sataen.bsky.social

anime George Washington

I HATE PEOPLE NAMED MIKE!

i have the coolest website

🔥!The trout population will be affected!🔥

10 days till my 18th b-day :3

Harry Potter and the magical revolver

Is girl dih going to replace the original dih? A genuine question

Rebuild of Evangelion movies are just Gendo forcing his religion on the world :(

Why did seven ate nine?

The Moon looks pretty tonight I like looking at the Moon, our celestial bringer of motivation.

If I had a cent with every time the guys that made ice age dodged implied incest in their stories, I would have two cents.

Snakes once stood upright

Do you think elves have TwinkTV?