Come Undone by Duran Duran is one of the sexiest songs ever recorded

Ik there’s crazy shjt happening but last year I gave up cigs and transitioned to vape to help quit, and it took a while, but yesterday I threw away my last vape and am going free of nicotine. I feel hopeful and I feel good

When I was little, I’d head the song You Oughta Know performed by Alanis Morissette from her 1995 album Jagged Little Pill and I’d think “dang, that’s messed up that he gave her a cross-eyed bear”

I’ve been over the culinary industry for a while so decided to go back to school for a science major. Idc what comes of it really, I just don’t wanna cook food for people for money anymore

It’s country day in cafbot world

I will fear no cheese, for I have the enzymes

We got our 17 year old cashier a keychain mace and this dumbass instantly sprayed it on the ground bc “she wanted to see what it would do” lmao we are all coughing and crying 😭

Ok, been at my new job for 10 months now and I am not having a good time. Sucks too bc it’s working for a friend, but that doesn’t always mean good times, I’ve learned.

Another grim facet to this (amongst the horrifying many) is that while people are saying that maybe this means the info on student loans might be toast, the reality is that they already swiped all that data. They still fully intend to collect

Changed the exhaust system out on my truck in the ole apartment complex parking garage this afternoon.

Got crumbs all over me from eating a sammich n chips on the couch, if I never stand up ill never make a mess

Stripping everything for parts

The evolution of pair bonding ritual call and response evidenced by my gf sending me the Jamie Lee Curtis aerobics gif and me responding with the Travolta aerobics gif like beautiful birdsong

Little warm puppies, children, and girls of the night is a wild ass combination of things to list when describing what a cowboy likes

My gf’s 6yo kid only knows about wrestling from other kids so he’s really fantastical with it. Makes up moves like “the hawk” (he’s just a big hawk) and “hammer hands” (his hands are giant hammers) and does moves like “blows up the whole world” and it’s rad asf

How it feels working the line in your late 30s

I’ve fallen out of love with food service. Too few workers rights or protections and it’s packed to the roof with hustle culture morons who brag about 96 hour work weeks and would throw any of their comrades under the bus to be the petty tyrant for a day. Never met a retired chef. No path out.

Feels. Like. 1.

Elden ring night reign is sick so far! Can’t wait to see how they improve on it from here!

Love rules

Watch the end of return of the king without tearing up challenge: failed (again)

It’s the big move day! Finally my own apartment!!

Everything is getting dark and heavy. Decoupling myself from “content” popular shows movies trends etc. Trying to stand on morals, help those around me. Be outside. Show up in the real world. Protest and collaborate. I kinda think the internet can’t be salvaged. This may all be different tmrw

I’m in a long distance relationship. Gf gave me a squishmallow to represent her and honestly I love it lol

Seeing everyone shouting “dems DO something!! 😩” is making my brain burn. They’re complicit you dummies! Can’t you see that by now??

Old apartments used to reference nature, shady oaks, the timbers, lake creek lofts, the grove, etc. Newer ones all sound like early millennial hipster children’s names.The Vance, The Huxley, Brooklynn Eastview, Huston Flats

Being reminded by others who are still around them that my ex is a pos is validating bc i left but also infuriating that i ever stayed in the first place

Yoooooooo

Chefs be like hey this recipe is kinda tricky but here’s some tips to make it turn out, they’re not written anywhere and these little scratched out notes in the margin don’t mean anything, also that’s supposed to say half a cup not two cups. It actually almost never works. Don’t fuck it up 🙏

I feel like I need to reload from a previous save or smth

Lil update on my life: moved back to dallas from austin last year to help my dad out after some medical stuff. I left at 21 and said I’d never come back. I’m 37 now and am remembering why I felt that way. Makin the best of it tho!

If you want you can share my art for my birthday.

Making myself feel bad by watching stories of the former coworker with rich folks who never seems to work and travels all the time

Last year I was cooking tacos. This year it’s rotisserie chickens

Been living in the guest bedroom of a friends house for 6months but in two weeks I move into my own apartment I am so fucjing stoked

Lonch

She bigger

Used to not be able to post pics when I was still over here, but check out this ditto in this haphazardly built grilled cheese

I’m back!

I want a restaurant show where th host goes to places and is surprised at how well they operate and compliments every employee

If you follow the rhyme literally anything before beer and youre in the clear

Got something real special planned for family meal tomorrow

Italian place across the street from me whips so much ass

If I go too long without eating fish or seafood I get sad

Wine marketers in the lab thinking up the goofiest names and labels hoping to cash in on some viral wine memes

When I was little I heard AC/DCs dirty deeds as “thirty thieves and the thunder chief” and made up a whole cool ass backstory about it in my head

kids these days on tik tok but when I was a kids I was on TuRok the dinosaur hunter

This edible and cold medicine are dancing the sweetest tango upon mine senses

Been burnin the candle from ends previously unknown

Had a very pleasant overnight date but tbh I kinda lost the vibes when I asked if she wanted to go outside and just walk around for a bit and she said no :(