ABC broadcast of the “Bucked Up” LA Bowl showing Boise State atop a list of FBS teams for all-time winning percentage. A statistician’s nightmare.

But I want too many pencils, dammit!

Gaslighting is lying. Everyone understands what lying is. Call it lying.

Former Sooner to former Longhorn for a Bears first down.

@therickwilson.bsky.social How about describing Pete Hegseth as the Heinous Anus? It’s all yours. Do your thing, sir.

One more time. Pete Hegseth. The “Heinous Anus” (Let’s go folks!!!)

He knows exactly what he did. Down to the numbers. Don't Let this disappear. EVER 🤬

I’m a bumper sticker reader when possible. Today’s favorite: “My money and my kid go to Butthole University.” I have no idea what the joke is but I guess it’s funny?

I’ve decided to call Pete Hegseth the “heinous anus” just for fun. #heinous_anus_Pete

And…Kentucky jumps in. I guess they’re hoping to find a diamond in the rough (aka a big school coordinator) Not sure there’s any more G5 coaches considered to be prospects.

Watching the Navy football game vs Memphis. The Navy head coach has a full beard. I wonder what Hegseth thinks about that.

NEW: The White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation. “It was so offensive to what we’re all here to do, to uphold the law and protect the American people,” one official involved said.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

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Looks like we’re going to need some higher character republicans to sign on to releasing the Epstein files. Oh well.

Democrats need to release one of these per week.

Saw an old episode of Big Bang Theory last night with Elon Musk in a guest role. He was mostly being portrayed as a good guy with Leonard gushing over him. Remarkable to see it now. If only we knew.

Trump will learn from this. But remember, he’s not normal. The lesson he’ll learn is to destroy the midterms, one way or another. It will be a fight to make them fair.

I know the shutdown isn't the Dems fault, but a good political move would be to publicly announce they were donating their salaries to food banks during the shutdown. "Republicans, at the direction of Trump and Mike Johnson, aren't letting us work..."

I was sure that was it because they were so busy bragging on the Jays pitcher.

The Trump administration has just agreed to buy thousands of drone parts from Donald Trump Jr.’s new drone company.

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

I don’t know how to do it, but someone out there needs to create a wrecking ball meme with a hideous Trump in place of Miley Cyrus.

Trump is accomplishing what the terrorists on Flight 93 could not. Destroying the White House.

@fox7austin.bsky.social stop lying about the No Kings rallies “getting out of hand.”

My local Fox affiliate spreading lies during the NFL halftime report: “Thousands protested yesterday at the (Austin) capitol against what they called Trump administration’s fascism. Nationwide, some protests were peaceful and some got out of hand.” I’ve seen no such reports. Anyone else?

Be peaceful. Be powerful. Let the world know: America has NO kings.

Freedom, dammit!!

🚨Officer Michael Fanone keeping it short and sweet. ✊🏼

Every last one of those generals in the room with Hegseth was more qualified, by a lot, for his job, than he is.

So I've heard it said that Trump has an ongoing "War on Wind" but I'm sure it doesn't include all the times he breaks it.

ABC has posted the first 28 minutes of @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

Cardinal Timothy Dolan failed to report direct admissions of rape by multiple priests, lobbied against extending the statute of limitations for sex abuse, and moved money off the church books to hide it from victims of sex abuse. In case you were wondering.

Sheldon!!

Please help me wish Margaret @mls0308.bsky.social a Very Happy Birthday 💖 #Pinks #ProudBlue

Look, I’m not saying that anyone has to be completely quiet about the Charlie Kirk thing. There’s some valid points that can be made about gun violence and violence in general. But any celebration, snarkiness, or levity about the attack doesn’t do anything to help anyone.

Yep. Watching “The View” and yet another discussion about whether the existence of the letter incriminates Trump. Not even a lawyer but guessing it doesn’t. What does it prove? That Trump is a lying sack of sh*t, for about the millionth time. Which everyone knows.

JD’s mom was not getting drugs from cartels, she was a nurse who was stealing painkillers from her patients. Her patients suffered and she got high. As a medical professional, I will tell you the lowest life form is someone who steals drugs from their patients. Zero sympathy for JD or his mom.

It's not ok to jail your political opponents for their politics. But for guys like this, it's not about politics. Not normal politics. Take back the power. Put them all in jail.

Wait isn’t this the war Grandpa Don dodged?

His sweetheart has to be very unhappy.

Bolton was just practice. Kinzinger next?

We have 2 main problems: 1) shame is dead, and 2) Trump isn’t.

Sure, grass has a life. And when it dies it’ll have a much greater chance to go to heaven than Trump.

It turns out it really sucks when your state, and its capital, which you live nearby, is the focus of attention for the entire nation, and it's for destroying democracy. Good times.

Putin, when Trump, after months of talking about a cease fire, brought it up, face-to-face:

We have a secret police, folks. It's official, whether or not they're in your neck of the woods. A modern Trail of Tears is under way. It will not stop there if allowed to grow.