170 thousand likes. I think the probability of me being killed for being Jewish at some point in the next 70 years is meaningfully above zero

Top 8 at the Premodern 1K today at SCG Portland with RB Quake. Deck needs a lot of tuning but when it feels good it feels really really good. @fireshoes.bsky.social @mtgbanding.com

Longneck

Jared Goff with the season on the line

This is my finest work

You would think, for looking so much like Lee Harvey Oswald, Brock Purdy would have better accuracy

Hang 'Em High, Mike

Some crazy shit going on in ARKBAP @ HOUC

Famous Zach Words

Give 'Em Hell, Joe

“Sorry I wasn’t up to speed for you, Subaru WRX 2012”

I swear Google keeps adding more and more AI nonsense whenever I open a document. I know how to write! Fuck you!

We really should have Pokémon went to the polls

Hulk Hogan dead Michael Penix is going to pass for 5000 yards

Voting for Katie Wilson but lowkey Thaddeus spitting

It’s hands if I see a Tolmekian

Watched RANGO again tonight. Top 5 all time, I don’t give a fuck, greatest animated film ever probably

Looking good @djinnandtonic.bsky.social

I love to say “streets say” then make unfounded allegations of stimulant abuse regarding Bo Nix

Post neat rare flags

How come like every battle in Roman Republic history was won by whoever had more Numidian cavalry

The gentlelady from North Carolina has not yielded for that PURPOSE

Got a Spanish-language ad on YouTube that seems to star LeBron as a barber and I think is just an Amazon ad

Off the Coors Banquets making a devilish pact www.twitch.tv/the_cb_podcast

“Galaxy Watch” sounds like an anime from the late 80s that has a cult following but actually it’s a replacement level tech wearable what are other examples of this kind of thing

On a night like this? You know I’m playing mono red baby #FatZohran @fireshoes.bsky.social

Airport (1970) reboot trilogy: The Departed (2006), Control (2007), Arrival (2016)

Don't look now but Brooklyn turnout is bonkers

Thinking about a new pejorative “baristoid”

Epic rap battles of history! Scipio Africanus! Versus! Australopithecus Africanus! Begin!

My prior on P(longterm authoritarian takeover) is shrinking and my priors on P(Vance ever President) and P(authority of the President never this great again) are rapidly increasing

I hope he gets sent to Guantanamo and then we immediately cede Guantanamo to Cuba

No way this guy is named Stryker Gooch that’s unbelievable

I can't believe I finally did it. This one is dedicated to Jonas Neubauer

Incredible news

Off two Raniers at the sociology department function calling Cooper Flagg a honky

How come every Daredevil story is called like “Daredevil: Eucharist” or “Daredevil: Transubstantiation” or “Daredevil: Council of Trent” or something? Being Catholic is not his only trait or even his primary trait lol. All ages story called “Daredevil: Sunday School.” “Daredevil: Sola Fide”

Some lady on the street just yelled at me that I was “looking like a fucking INTERPOL agent”

Can we please get a Second Triumvirate with Pelosi, Powell and like Murkowski or something

The only guy on this light rail car sitting with a pretty girl is also the only guy with a devious handlebar mustache. Makes you think

“I like to imagine you out there with bags of crumbs selling them for tuppence” - gf

Michael Vick commentating the Puppy Bowl

I need a shirt that says “I got SCAMMED! by the X-MEN: CHILDREN OF THE ATOM arcade cabinet at the SOUTHGATE ROLLER RINK”

At this rate Teddy Bridgewater will score a touchdown every other snap for the rest of the game

The main problem with Balatro is they made it too easy for me. They were in the development meeting and they were like “well it looks good but we should make it even easier for Eddie before we ship it. We should make it so he can’t lose at Balatro at all”

I always get morbidly curious when I am on metro Boston transit. Where could all these sick bastards be going on their rickety electro-sledge

RIP to one of the only decent men to ever operate the lever that determines gas prices. Unfortunately he did not lower them enough and now we will remember him as a failure