Send this to some that has bad breath.

Ever been in a city?

He thought it out, folks! #comedy #skit #bit #satire #standup #standupcomedy

You know it’s better than anything I can make…

Come see a show! I’ll be in New York from November 7-16 at Second City NY for the NY Comedy Festival. Other Shows: OCT 2-4 … Vermont Comedy Club OCT 24 … John & Peter’s New Hope OCT 30-31, NOV 1 … Next In Line Comedy in Philly Visit toddglass.com for tickets! 🎟️

You GET to watch this video! #comedy #skit #bit #satire #standup #standupcomedy

I don’t this keyboardist knows what he’s doing… Visit toddglass.com for tickets 🎟️

Taking the pan out of pancakes. #comedy #bit #skit #standup #standupcomedy

He’s overthinking it… #comedy #skit #bit #satire

Jump and stay jumped! Upcoming Shows: BURLINGTON, VT - OCT 2-4 NEW HOPE, PA - OCT 24 PHILADELPHIA, PA - OCT 30-31, NOV 1 BROOKLYN, NY - NOV 7-16 Visit toddglass.com for tickets! 🎟️

Came across this heartwarming video the other day, I had to repost it. NEW HOPE, PA! Got two shows on October 24th at 7pm and 9pm at John & Peter’s! Visit toddglass.com for tickets. 🎟️

I root for the away team. #comedy #skit #bit #satire #standup #standupcomedy

Best service ever though…

Nobody asked him anything…

Got some October shows coming up in PA and VT! Visit toddglass.com for tickets! 🎟️

That would be one cool cat…

Glad I got that on camera…

Never met this man in my life…

First time this has ever happened to me…

Sketchy customer…

June gloom they call it… May 30 & 31 I’ll be at Blue Room Comedy Club in Springfield, MO

Hi how are you doing?

How do you say “no” politely?

He bought it afterward.

It’s like they do on Sesame Street.

I have no idea what’s going on…

We got the hell outa there…

Just don’t overthink it, man…

Apologies to the front row…

I’d still come back to Lucy’s Auto Center regardless.

This came out of nowhere…

If you’re having a medical emergency hang up and call 911.

It’s amazing really…

Special thanks to Lucy’s Auto Center for having us!

He kept interrupting the conversation…

I’m sorry for his behavior. (Special thanks to Lucy’s Auto Service)

It’s so sad… Everyone is ignoring him…

TRASH! GARBAGE!

I don’t think it went down the way he thought it would…

He just keeps going…

Kids today with their pockets… sheesh…

Who invited this guy?

It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity… #standup #comedy #standupcomedy

I don’t think this guy has been with a woman his entire life…

Well, it’s not me, buddy…

Well, just got that on camera…

I saw him drink four 5-hour energies before this

Click it or ticket, buddy!

Hey, what are you doing?

Here's a Mr. Roger's quote for tomorrow from the calendar @chadnmaxwell.bsky.social got me