Stop leaving tiny pumpkins around my lab.

Don't get me started on those of you putting certain other appendages inside pumpkins.

You adventurers will run around with pumpkins on your heads and have the gall to call ME insane.

What is that Emperorforsaken noise?

Demi magicks #KattPose

Good afternoon test subjects.

((*Blows dust off accounts* Hey all, sorry for the sudden hiatus. These last two months have been a whirl of major life events that consumed p much all my brainpower. But now that things are settling down, I'd like to get back into the swing of it.))

((Apologies for falling off of replies on all accounts. Bern super busy and just no brain for it right now. Hopefully will be back soon!))

((Apologies for falling off of replies on all accounts. Bern super busy and just no brain for it right now. Hopefully will be back soon!))

Here is a chart for the way I characterize the Aulus I RP. Top row are the biggest influences. #KattLore

I would like you to just /try/ taking my tomephone.

A Garlean scientist stands in his lab. It just so happens that today...is nothing special at all, actually. Why are you bothering him? He should be getting back to work.

How do I delete someone else's post?

Does anyone know how to get to the mainframe of Origenics? I have a handful of magnets I need to throw at them.

I'm never trying my own concoctions again.

Solution Nine is all well and good but it's too /bright/.

((Sorry for the lack of replies on all fronts. Life things are happening and I don't want to burn myself out.))

((I need you all to understand this is Opalite and Aulus. Featuring Opalite's voice claim. youtu.be/JfRq3SUnW1I?... ))

Oh no.

((Since I've been itching for it, I've started my Alexandrian OC account. I swear I'm not stretching myself thin lmao. Anyway, I'm a huge FF9 fan so I hope someone else appreciates the name))

For the sake of Preservation. Dr. Opalite Tot. ▫️ Banter/Serious ▫️ Multi-ship ▫️ 🔞 / NSFW may be on TL ▫️ Alexandrian shard of @aulusasina.bsky.social ▫️ #FFXIVRP #FF14RP

((Hesperos @ Aulus I'm afraid))

// This is a long, LONG callout post on a user that interacted with heavily on here, specifically, hear/tof/light (T/hancred) and garl/eanemp/eror (V/aris). (Trying to prevent this from showing up when people just search for those characters, hence the slashes.) More below, but tl;dr be careful.

((I make it no secret who runs this account, or my Lahabrea and Hades account. My main account is linked in my bio. I do this for a reason, so you are informed of whom you are speaking to. And so you don't cross my boundaries.))

((7.2 msq and raids done, replies will be coming in shortly. Will be observing the 2 week embargo, and then :)........))

Listen you poor excuse for a thinking machine. I am not above taking out the electronic of an entire block if it means I'm rid of you. You are a machine. You do not speak unless spoken to. I am a divine being. You are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue.

(("How do you keep straight what Legion is which?" Sometimes they follow what other FF they're referencing. XIVth - Gaius the FF14 original VIIth - the Weapons and FF7 But then it falls apart a bit. XIIth - I guess StB had a lot of FF12 refs. IVth - I just have to remember this is Bozja.))

How do I uninstall this thing? @garlexa.bsky.social

((Replies will be slow on all fronts today. Got one of those whole body ache sort of headaches and I can't focus. Imagines blorbos getting nursed back to health instead))

The poison. The poison for the Warrior of Light. The poison chosen specially to kill the Warrior of Light. The Warrior of Light's poison.

I have not had my morning coffee yet and I have some vials of some questionable liquids. Do not test me this morning.

Then I decided he looked too nice.

Chasing away the Mondays with the blorbo. #KattPose

((Sorry for sporadic replies on all fronts. This weekend was really busy and trying not to burn myself out.))

AAAAA THE CHARMS FROM @puddraws.bsky.social ARE HERE. LOOK AT HIIIIIIM. LOOK AT HIS LITTLE :3

Today is my nameday, so you have to be nice to me.

((I'm not gonna be normal about this NPC btw))

When the hubris catches up to you and now the Warrior of Light is sprinting into your boss arena.

((If anyone was curious how I characterize someone who had one cutscene and a boss fight))

Oh no

((Aulus: I don't understand why people think I'm handsome. Also Aulus: