the youth these days don't go on about skibidi toilet or ohio nowadays, back then these were pretty hip!

to everyone that sees this post:

Which fate is worse: Gambling ad meme page son? OR NEET daughter?

you know what? fuck it, i'm back. admittedly left out of impulse because i wasn't doing well mentally + admittedly got embarassed after one now deleted post landed poorly woth someone i care about because of an unnecessary end to said post. but idk, guess the alche schizoposting will continue.

running out of things to say, funny or otherwise since i have also vowed to not vent here again. so i might just abandon this account entirely, especially since i don't even check this place often.

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update: i did not actually fucking mean this wtf

2026. thoughts?

i am alive still, just haven't thought of anything funny to post. and i also don't want to go on depressing rant number 3839393737 since i probably should stop doing that unprompted. definitely seems to make people around me miserable (or ig tolerate me much less), so i will cease them.

call me mr testicles the way i am surrounded by the sack! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💸💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💶💶💶💶💶💷💷💷💵💵💵💴💴💴💳💳💳💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

when try pte cat and it walk awa y fromy ou 💔

idk what is going on anymore

i am a failure that can neither be corrected or salvaged

Your mother is a robot the way she be giving me that AI SLOP in bed!

امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح

ai bros ruined robots guys, in the future we could've had cute robot maids/butlers that did everything, but now we call them clankers because all the fucking ai now is just generating ugly people with 6 fingers and 3 nipples and telling us to put ketamine in our roast chicken

When will my naval officer realise that i don't care about protecting the seas, and that i instead just want to sleep with other men.

my piss is black, jut like my hart. 💔🖤🖤💔🖤🖤🖤🚬🚬🚬🚬☹️

oh yeah it's october now

add a horse to british parliament debates

there's going to be a day in a few years time where those "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything." mugs and t-shirts are going to be replace "Google" in the sentence with "ChatGPT".

i have never played umamusune because i am not much of a gacha guy. but i do like agnes tachyon because if 70% of fan art depicts her as an insane lunatic scientist woman, then i am sold. i love crazy and mentally unstable women!!!

We are all labubu's destined towards being disposed in god's landfill.

today is so fucking shit man, why am i filled with so much dread and sadness man?

true suffering is not understood until you stub your toe and bruise it

call me slop the way i add no value to anything

god has left me unfinished and not intended for this world at all

"i need me a femboy furry boyfriend haha", i say to myself knowing i would turn down the opportunity because i am very shy and don't deserve love.

idea: make all life saving medicine taste so fucking bad that your body physically rejects it and barfs it out. injected medicine will instead be mixed with sulphuric acid from yellowstone park to compensate for the fact you don't drink injections.

realistic horror game idea where your job application is going well, but then you have to write a stupid fucking shitty cover letter god i hate writing cover letters so much. cover letters are fucking ass, i want to work to DO STUFF and MAKE MONEY!!! I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ME x SHAREHOLDER FANFIC!!!!

this loneliness is actually starting to eat into me. even in a household of family and pet animals, and a network of friends, i still feel like i am destined to die isolated and alone.

i really need to fucking cry and yet i feel as if my body is holding me back from doing so

The things residing in my head and body is going to tear me apart piece by piece until there is nothing left of me.

watching death note rn why doesn't light ever ask grok if this is true

being alive in this world is a fucking curse and i see no benefit in being here

who up being a stain on humanity???

There's going to be a point in the near future where people start making protogens real and bringing them to furcons. And inevitably, some fursuiter wearing a cardboard crown will point at one in the hotel lobby and scream "GET THIS CLANKER OUT THE FURCON!" before a huge fight breaks out.

oh, you're GAY!? HA! if you like MEN so much, why don't you- hey hey wait where the fuck did you get this wedding ring dude what come on stop kneeling STOP!

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

uk government, please let me see naked boobies and dick on the internet i am a human creature person and i am very trustworthy in seeing naked people. here is proof of me being a human that is trustworthy in seeing humans without clothes:

Being a sniper is honestly the gayest role in the military. What do you mean your job is to look at men zoomed in for long periods of time to "shoot your shot" and to "fill them with your """lead""""... Yeah right, buddy...

eating cereal late at night is kinda cool

One day, all of you will ache like i do, and the empty cries you beckon out facing the world is met with the oppressive apathy that surrounds you. Every comfort you own will turn to dust as your soul atrophies under your sins you could never wash off, for they are eternal.

i am fucking tired of being reasonable and respectful during arguments. if you disagree with me, i'm doing this to you:

listen, i have no instrumental or vocal talents, but i need to form a metal band for the sake of screaming/growling my guts out. making a shit load of noise with a guitar would also help.

i have an idea for a grindcore/goregrind album that has the nastiest, most fucked up irl gore you will ever see as the album cover. meanwhile the songs are named shit like: • I love my pet dog • My parents are awesome! • I'm playing in the park with my friends • Love my wife :)

smash like for living and being alive and whatnot! actually, don't smash like. being alive is fucking miserable.

i like the women who are like very crazy and derranged and have those crazy insane fuckig stares and those wacky smiles and also theybreally love weapons for some reasoj ansn they also kidnap and threten yo kill you and the yre crazy and they love you a😍😍🥰🥰🥰😘🤩😍🥰😍😍😍😍🤩🤩😍😍🤩🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍