I’m not just an extra in the new Tommy Prine Christmas special, I’m a method extra: m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...

cannot emphasize how agonizing it is to land in an airport at 6 a.m. for a connection after a red eye flight and smell the sweet aroma of fresh pizza and not be able to figure out where tf it’s coming from

i made hot dog focaccia

i am so glad we got another burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurant. we needed another burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurant, there were not enough burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurants in the area. can’t wait to try their burger pizza sandwich hot dogs

my primal urge to write and distribute a newsletter about bands that suck and why they suck (working at a venue is taking its toll on me)

i’m still thinking about this post

open.spotify.com/track/4PmggA... new abby song new abby song new abby song!!!! Fried Green Tomatoes - Abby Hamilton

i had a dream i was supposed to play a solo tweener set at healing appalachia after t*ler ch*lders and i forgot my amp and my pedalboard so i was about to just DI an electric guitar author's note: the only time i have played music in front of an audience was at my high school talent show

why did i just now realize pj harvey is a libra of course

filing a formal complaint with my cats: it is the first night the house has dropped below 70° and neither of you are in the bed. what gives???

i just paid someone to clean my house for the first time, everything is so shiny, what luxury, what freedom, i'm ruined for life

the most logical conclusion of Gonerfest 22: Kermit in the pit for Snooper

a completely innocuous statement irrelevant to anything going on today: charli xcx was in my dream this morning

how do i get everyone on my street to start practicing NYC levels of close parallel parking, bc we could easily fit one more car in front of my building if everyone wasn’t so spaced out

aww, jane goodall. what a wonderful use of 91 years of life. always admired her.

The fact that Kaleb Horton died begging for work instead having a column at some hip legacy mag is such an indictment of this industry. People should have been begging to put him on payroll. But nope, we've reserved that space for Ezra Klein

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

i have a writing bug again hopefully it passes quickly

if you’re in town come to the whizzbang revue at fran’s mentioned in this newsletter!!!

americanafest day 1 check

just saw a mug shot for one of the most annoying people i had the displeasure of regularly serving at local restaurants over the years 🥰

i wish i had one of those code readers that tell you what's going on with your car but like for my body

spending the morning with one of my favorite albums: open.spotify.com/album/3I2KkX...

i have a theory that the way the iphone front facing camera distorts facial features is causing a lot of people to think they're not as pretty as they actually are

i am delving deeper into the wonderful world of guitar and guitar pedals and my youtube algorithm has never been so boy coded

most musican bios are too long

i don’t really know which joke to make about the passage of time so i’m just going to leave this here

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

hi welcome to my home, sorry about the mess i’m in my being kind to myself era

my landlord is going to paint my beautiful brick building house flipper gray

haha local record store beef is so funny

there is a kid doing a synth set on his tummy kicking his feets at open mic i am so into this

barre class: 👯‍♀️💪🏻🥳🫶🏻 the stairs to the exit: 😭😫😖🖕🏻

pretty cool seeing an album cover that came out of my camera on spotify open.spotify.com/prerelease/5...

arlo's website got updated with all my pics and it looks SICK. album art is me too! www.arlomckinley.com

to whomever just drove by my house blaring burn by usher, come back let’s do karaoke

just watched the yard guy for my apartment whack down all the violets and dandelions and i'm now seething

doing pilates and barre class with the older ladies at the y is going to send me into my hot divorcee era

omw to my first pilates class, can’t wait to get my ass whooped by relatively subtle movements

just heard the phrase “vintage a day to remember shirt” and i would like to be taken to the woods now

i had tickets to two shows this week and they both got canceled????!!!

my coworker keeps trying to steal my lunch

huntington is beginning to make me feel... itchy

ho-ly SHIT it is BAD

aw man i have to do work stuff on a sunday at a place i have to watch burlesque this sucks aw man oh no :/ :/ :/

I will not cave the to demands of a zero sugar soda sheeple society. I will drink one lone full fat coke a week and savor it before I ever start sipping that swill.

it’s the first all windows open day of the year which means 12th avenue is now subject to my horrific attempt at learning to shred 🤘🏻 🎸 🔥 😈

starting a band none of us have any clue what we’re doing