Honse comma Year Of

I need someone to validate my existence, and my opinion, and my parking

weebles wobble but they don't pay taxes

Camdle #birb #kultofdoodles

wishing everyone a Blight Christmas

it's that time of year again: don't forget to loompa your oompas

henshin #birb

new gardening book: "how to win ferns and influance peonies"

gonna adopt 10000 bog spiders

the squak is coming from inside the house

and I said "hey! what's goin' nyan!?"

forgd

holiday idea: belabor day, a day where we all talk endlessly about nothing

Based on actual events... #GGGfanart

enhance your live streaming with live screaming today

Based on true events @kaito555.bsky.social

still haven't emotionally recovered from the time a hardware store clerk told me "you look like you need a chainsaw"

frozen french fries are potato popsicles

Snoodles. Inspired by @kultofmany.bsky.social's various sneks and snertlings #kultofdoodles

time is an intrusion

tumble drying my running shoes as Cthulhu intended

I think they should replace CAPTCHA with CRYPTID. Like, you have to evade a chupacbra for five minutes to log in.

Long Riceball @kultofmany.bsky.social #kultofdoodles @gamergoblingary.bsky.social #gggfanart

the goose honketh

If I were a pigeon, I'd eat rice until I exploded

The potoo has had enough

Embirb @kultofmany.bsky.social @gamergoblingary.bsky.social #kultofdoodles #GGGfanart

I've never had a valentine on valentine's day. On the other hand I've never been attacked by a groundhog on groundhog's day so I think it balances out.

may your bats flutter whimsically and your toads croak with ominous portent

I would be an awful shibari practitioner. I'd be whistling the A-Team theme song the whole time...

cats: begging for bites of my dinner me: "Ah, you wish for the delish for your squish"

would the various forms of dere hold out thier rings and summon Captain Dere? or is it more like a Voltron thing?

How Many met the Cryptid #kultofdoodles

I like chicks that wear Ambercorbie and Finch

Press X to Release The Goose

Be rentless in your chatter, -Book of Birb

the honking is coming from inside the tent

if my brain would stop playing pickleball with my circadian rhythm, that'd be great

wishing everyone a Blight Christmas

in yo ears, eatin yo corn

etymoologist - a cow linguist

Inner peace is found being sassy from atop your perch. -Book of Birb

I came home from the store with two lake monsters; it was an ogopogo bogo

million dollar idea: bluwutuwuth

chasing my melatonin with coffee and letting them duke it out

LPT: don't bathe angry

Snyclopse

... I need to lose weight but eggnog num-num

breathe