If you die in Ohio, you respawn at the nearest Golden Corral endless buffet

Detroit is in the 2nd best country to watch the Detroit fireworks from

“Um actually it was Solsun back then”

In the US of A we have the right to bear arms. In Norwalk Michigan they have a right to Bear Lake

Huge announcement for Ypsilanti and for wrestling fans and fans of Walmart

Big TV at Meijers that brags about how much electricity they saved switching to LED bulbs… 😵‍💫 I feel like an unlit sign could do this?

Five minutes after saying “these edibles aren’t working, better eat a few more”

Incoming call from the Tigers

The Grand Rapidsian urge to dress up like a hobbit and hang out here

Call Sam

Ope just gonna pope by ya

New Michigan-shaped foods only diet just dropped

I wanna shake the hand of the designer who finessed the Fords out of a paycheck in ‘03 by saying “it’s almost there, but what it really needs is a shadow”

Pee is stored in the sidewalks

I searched for ‘Ohio Lego set’, turns out Lego didn’t forget about Ohio!

GTA VI Trailer 3, I swear I have seen these two somewhere before…

To get a Real ID if you don’t have a gold star ⭐️ on your license, you need to redo the parallel parking part of the road test

The only pavement in Michigan completely free of potholes

well adjusted clown posse

696 construction will be finished before GTA VI comes out

Maybe the championship was all the friends we made in the playoffs this season

🎶My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh Me and my axe cut bigots' spinal cords in half🎶

🎶 I'm gonna fight 'em off A seven nation army couldn't hold me back They're gonna rip it off Takin' their time right behind my back 🎵

People skiing at Boyne “Mountain” this weekend like

Maybe if we start with peas in Michigan eventually we can achieve world peas

A humanbookipede

Me too, podcast, me too

Grand Rapids: 276th in our ♥️s and 27th in ozone!

We used to be a proper country, make the massive tire along 94 a Ferris wheel again!

Me, mowing my yard, after slamming 6 Hazy Hearteds

Wyoming Michigan is such a beautiful sight to see in the springtime

Beautiful spring Friday afternoon

Always sad to see a @HopCat cook living on the streets like this

Remember the time they did the BMF and Detroiters crossover? Cramblin marketing magic for Meech n em

Not their first bump tbh