Patterson just doesn’t have it. We need a starting RB badly

Come on you shithousing Blues!

O’Brien is a big unit. Takes no shit.

Sign Alcaraz. He’s a player

Broja’s kind of a pain in the ass, honestly.

Win or lose, I just love watching Everton play again. All credit to Moyes.

Come on you Blues. These are shite.

GTFI!

King Callum Walsh with the first round KO

Step on their throat, Everton.

Holy shit, Everton are back!

Both Spurs and United look imminently beatable now that we’re the dogs of war again. I’m gonna go ahead and start scouting European hotels

Relegate this, btw. UTFT!

Harrison playing with no confidence

No-filter sunset in Scottsdale, AZ

Never feel more like grilling chimichurri chicken thighs, than when Everton win, instead of just lose.

Us to Leicester today.

Winning ugly’s never been so pretty. UTFT!

Hope maupay was watching the stupid little prick

Game finished over half an hour ago and I'm still expecting Spurs to make it 3-3.

Thankfully Onana is still a card collector

Everton simply aren’t good enough to survive with a lame-duck manager. We need to hire Dyche’s long-term replacement this month, nothing left to debate, or we’ll be relegated.

It’s so clear Bama are wearing the wrong cleats for the wet field.

Yellow for winning the ball. Unreal.

Get the fuck in

You’ve got to be fucking shitting me.

Come on new owner bounce #UTFT

I was locked in an all day meeting. Glanced at phone and it read “0-4” to my jaded brain. Went back to work. How the hell did we score four goals!?

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#Recteq 590 pellet grill reverse sear ribeyes for lunch

We can’t let this absolute stegosaurus of a manager lead our club into that glorious new ground. We may lack some quality up top but we’re more let down by the vortex of attacking ideas. He’ll say the right things but I honestly think he’s happy with that point.

We’re gonna boss this whole match and then concede a shitter at the end, aren’t we?

Good morning all from a rainy and windy Liverpool 🌨 🌬 i hope you all have a lovely day today and please stay safe 😊🥓☕️🙏

My brother wouldn’t get out and de-ice the windshield

Our new account if we could get some retweets and follows would be much appreciated 🙂

'Saguaro Dusk' by contemporary US Impressionist style painter Erin Hanson

Congrats to BMD on the birth of his 1st cone😜

Jake Paul and Tyson after finessing everybody who watched the fight

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Hiya. UTFT.