thanks for the nice assist vs Sporting but kindly fuck off out of my sight forever

Can’t miss as many presentable chances as we have unfortunately. Just not clinical enough when the opportunities arose

the sexual tension between Gabriel and Haaland is getting silly now

Fucksake

Aaarghh pass to Havertz just a little bit heavy

beautiful pass from Martinelli to set up that Man City break

That yellow card could be a problem

KAAAAIII

How does he get through there ffs

It’s all coming up Unai

Eze on the left at the Etihad? Blimey

Jonathan Wilson really should stick to talking about Austrian centre forwards from the 1920s. Eze and Madueke are such obvious analogues for Cherki and Doku ffs! Arteta clearly tried to add a bit of chaos to the attack last summer!! How can you not have noticed this yet!!!

lmaoooooo

The cursed front three rides again 🫠

Regrettably, Pep knowing his team only have to bother playing well for the last month of the season because “lads, it’s Arsenal” is superb 4D chess

Pathetic defending. So simple

Absolutely brutal starting XI ffs

Martinelli I take it back, that was lovely

Araujo with his 19th foul of the game

Hope clubs have just watched CL Martinelli because you wouldn’t pay £5m for the domestic football version

at least we don’t have to worry about extra time!!

running out of centre backs again aren’t we

Too slow to change it and now it’s too late. Rubbish

Teflon Bernardo

Half fit Benny Blanco vs Doku, no Eze, and Jesus as the only CF sub option off the bench? It’s never been more over

Phew

Such a fucking stupid team

can we do the 300,000 passes do you think lads

wtf is Sanchez moaning about 😂

Trossard was shit against Spurs too, but we got away with it because it was Spurs. Shouldn’t be starting the next game

we’ve been so inefficient in the final third and then a daft own goal. Very annoying

Palmer ducking out of another Arsenal game is it

Zubimendi needs to switch on, made a few weird decisions already at both ends

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

badly need City to go through vs Madrid, because their potential run of Bayern (H), Chelsea (A), Bayern (A) before we go there in the league is lovely stuff

just seen the CL draw

Hahahaha

Gabriel finally gets away with one of his pathetic flops to the floor after losing contact with the guy he’s meant to be marking

Trossard has been absolute wank today

Setting the stopwatch to see how quickly we concede this time

He’s a terrible footballer, but fair play that lad really can whack it

Arsenal don’t concede immediately after scoring challenge: impossible

messes with Arsenal’s momentum, sure, but it’ll quieten the crowd down too so maybe not all bad

Coughing baby vs Coughing baby vs Coughing baby

Players haven’t got the stones for this run-in I’m afraid. Arses have completely gone and the manager seems powerless to do anything about it

You stupid cunts

everyone saying their goal is a worldie out of nowhere, as if we didn’t leave the bloke on the edge of the box with nobody within 10 yards of him

ffs

He’s on surely

Wake up you stupid pricks