Please be quiet. I am burping my Tupperware.

I miss brochures.

In an act of rebellion, l have decided to skip planting ranunculus bulbs.

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

My yoga teacher just recognized the light and love in my soul and then validated my parking

Love and kindness are not efficient.

“Healthcare portal” is a euphemism for flaming hoops.

That Burger King singer needs voice lessons.

Read Dave, who helped build Facebook’s first content policies, on why this week represents such a big step backwards: “The specific examples I called out above have been prohibited on the site since I wrote the first set of hate speech standards in 2009.”

Please be quiet. I’m breaking in my new Dearfoams.

I am not the Myrna of seven years ago, but the Myrna of today. (Which is more so.)

nice lil' snow day situation in my favorite park in my hometown Kansas City #kansascity #snow #tortoiseshellcat

HELEN IS NOT USING A COASTER

Spent an afternoon photographing the Mars Cheese Castle in Kenosha, Wisconsin for the Washington Post www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2024/...

The Butterball Turkey help line calls ME.

Hey peeples! Happy Tuesday! Today day is peak- flower delivery day at the shop I work at so wish me luck on the roads as some of my fellow travelers can be real SOBs 🫣. Here's a link to my recent substack note that talks about a cool podcast I was asked to be on🤪 That's all. Love you bits. Be kind🥰

I'm lucky enough to know people as talented as Kathleen😁

I’m developing cringe wrinkles.

I wanna give a shoutout to whoever standardized the distance between shower curtain hooks.

Hey Bluesky pals- first post is a link to my Substack. Much love!