in the grim assness of the present millennium. there is only shit, and the groans of worried girls

bunnygirl with cute aggression who thumps at her gf

me when i contemplate presenting butch

trying to be a nice jewish girl and not eat the leftover bacon at work

v tired. sad gf didnt pester me at work to cheer me up. need patrons out shortly. tempted to just bark at them and chase them around like a herding dog

I don't trust mainstream media anymore. I get all of my facts checked by the Adachi Cube

if your pickles werent manufactured by the most obnoxiously jewish person ever i dont want them. i dont want your pickles with the gay little german castle on them i want Gershon Levinsky's Kosher Brand from the shtetl

scientology speedrun

The moment he hears food… this face! He really has a good appetite

Tail wagging, looking so happy

That smug face! He’s only on a small box! :3

HOLY SHIT THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

gf offered to make me hot chocolate, i said yes, didnt leave the room but they did. i said "i guess ur the host and u have to make me hot chocolate ;)" but i had an ulterior motive. i let out a loud fart and they didnt hear it #winning

speaking of fin fin, I still really enjoy this comm I got from @frogbiansvevo.bsky.social last month joyful...

i want werner herzog to call me demented

"mom asked if we're awake which means she didn't hear the comments about rabbit porn"

he studied actual shipping discourse to be able to speak it fluently

Thank you all for your kind comments for Uni! It seems to take a little time to recover and he’ll need to take medicine for about two weeks. We’ll be going back to the vet after that. But he’s the strongest, so I’m sure he’ll beat it!

i'm a little congested, can ppl send me stuff to make me laugh and decongest??

i will post one selfie for my 23rd birthday!

me: yknow i fw this white sweater with a black vest overtop. it's cute inner voice: it makes you look like a bank teller me: that's why it's cute inner voice, trying to give me culture-specific dysphoria: Bro looks like the tailor from Fiddler On The Roof 😂😂😂 me, fucking with that: bro does...

fuck you

shut up

i always roll my eyes when people say shit like "media literacy is dead" because those same people often lack media literacy and tend to forget that there are multiple ways to read a piece of media and assume that people who don't share their views are just stupid

coworker caught me saying "i got sooo much futch swag" out loud because i'm sleep deprived

"i'm glad you could make it to rebecca's funeral, Ellen Ripl-"

you have a fixation with polish history because you have a victim complex. i have a fixation with polish history because i'm jewish. we are not the same

the state of israel should not exist under halacha, so being an anti-zionist is actually the pro-jewish move

hellenic neopagan: SKSKSKS ashley u HAVE to see this tarot reading i got from apollo, hes telling me to - BREAK UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND MOVE TO IRELAND AS A FOLK HEALER??? HUH?? norse neopagan: ah, finally, my dungeons and dragons themed polycule only contains aryans. may it stay that way.

trying to use taimi wtf is this UI why do i gotta pay to use so much of this

is it possible to send a skeet and only have it up temporarily and have it delete automatically

i love my voice when i speak english but hate it when i speak any other language because i speak in like, an androgynous voice with a stereotypically USamerican accent because the city i live in is literally the blueprint for the standard accent. it's literally the news anchor accent

im presenting andro today. will see how this experiment goes

My car friend talking about one they like 🤝 My local expert hired to ensure my safety while navigating the dangers of the pharaoh's tomb Dodge Viper

Shiloh deer (he/him) 🦌🏳️‍⚧️🩸

scary androgynous white girl

i invented puppygirls and i also invented princessgirls because these concepts both crossed my mind before they were big...i am the original princess

i'm the knight but i'm a 5'6 futch with attachment issues so i'm also the princess

finally verified my age I Hate Ohio I Hate Its Age Verification Laws