That'll show someone.

May I offer everyone what I dare call sage wisdom? This photo is not, I repeat, definitely NOT Bill Clinton blowing his load into Donald Trump's mouth. It might look like it, but there's no hard evidence that Donald J Trump sucked Bill Clinton to 100% completion and totally swallowed. Probably not.

HOLY SHIT! Donald blew Bubba?! 😂

So now, Trump has ordered Bondi to "open an investigation" into Epstein ties to, you can't make this up, only Democrats. The real goal here is to lock down the files from release because they are part of an "active investigation." The most shamelessly transparent coverup in history.

OKAY HEAR ME OUT

Good lord you don't need @dieworkwear.bsky.social to run this through the wringer.

This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe. Share it widely.

If Trump had forced sex with an underage girl, should he still be our President?

Gold

So glad it's such a great day for him. I just love his pained attempts to pretend he doesn't hear them, pretend it doesn't bother him, and pretend he ISN'T about to go murder a case of ketchup bottles.

Why did EPSTEIN drop off the top trending already? EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN!

Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500. And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?

I wish this was the only magic button needed, but it's not. It's going to be a long fight still.

"Don't fuck with me, I've got stupid booby traps all over this house."

Why do they always get caught lying?

I bet he stayed up all night composing this

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein The excuses not to release the files get thinner every day. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

A normal reaction to today's news, dear Nancy, would be to express shock and horror at the significant possibility that the president of the United States is a child molester.

"You'll never be on the Hannity show again!!" "Hey man, I just DID the Hannity show!"

Stephanie MIller uses her appearance on Hannity to say Trump is all over the Epstein Files to the Fox audience..

New season starts now

"What, I'm deflecting? No, you're the one deflecting, how could you even think I'm the one deflecting?" Release the Epstein Files.

There is definitely more going on than just the abuse of girls. There's a big follow-the-money story too. We already knew this, but now, we have new corroboration.

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When you tell the ringleader of the pedophile conspiracy that, fine, you’ll see him but you don’t want to run into Donald Trump …

No one should forget this comically bad hedge trump pulled when asked about releasing the Epstein files. He was caught off guard, then you can see him catching himself and trying to walk it back. It could not be more obvious he is guilty as hell.

Anyone who still has ANY doubt whatsoever that Trump's hands are dirty in the Epstein Files situation should ask themselves one very simple question: WHY. ARE. THEY. TRYING. SO. HARD. TO. STOP. THE. RELEASE?

Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sending emails to her staff saying "please print" or Donald Trump sending letters to Jeffrey Epstein alluding to child rape, both candidates sent some questionable messages to people that they knew.

These fucking epstein files need to be released YESTERDAY. It isn't just trump. Republicans can fuck ALL the way off with this "cherry picking" whining they are doing today. We all want ALL of the files released. Don't care who is in them. Fry them all. Now.

Release the Epstein files

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I wish I could say this is an automatic Epstein File release button, but it's still going to be a fight beyond that petition. AND, we have to hope they have not managed to actually DESTROY this evidence.

This is really a five alarm fire that deserves more attention. Cannon DISMISSED THE SLAM DUNK TOP SECRET DOCUMENT THEFT CASE. If she'll do that, she'll do anything, including rubber stamping bogus revenge charges. You really want a banana republic? Keep letting this shit slide.

Notice how this post doesn't say "Happy Veterans Day to all except for all my enemies, because I'm making this post about me and my victimhood."

Morgan Fairchild is 75. I have to say, if she's had work done she should share with everyone who did it, because there are women less than half her age that are a disaster and she still looks great.

A dream I know will never come true, but... since Drumpf Sr. likes to talk so much about "IQ", how amazing would it be to make him and his dimwit sons sit at a proctored exam and have their scores revealed to all of us? We'd be laughing the rest of our lives while they try to claim it was rigged.

Everyone should remember it was actually Teen Vogue that introduced most of this country to the phenomenon of gaslighting. www.teenvogue.com/story/donald...

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Things Trump couldn't be bothered to do, chapter 748

"I know a lot of you out there who are totally human with real feelings and stuff are into eating their own feces"

Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU. YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.

My new mortage has a tremendous number of years. Some say 20 or even 30 or 40 more years, the likes of which no one has ever seen. Big strong guys with tears in their eyes are telling me sir, thanks for lowering my monthly payment by 37 cents. Small price to pay that I die in debt.

Reverse THIS, Magnum P.I.

"Fuck it, take them both."

Not only is this hilarious and pathetic, but there's another level when you realize that amongst the litany of things he was accused of being disinterested in, "Movies" is by far the easiest, most passionless/compassionless thing he could have chosen for his ham-fisted attempt at being human.

Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years

Good gawd this whole thing made my day. #JoyceCarolOates

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