There’s definitely more to this story. My guess is there’s another scandal about to break. 📌 Reporter Wendy Suares chases after Ryan Walters after he unexpectedly announced he’s stepping down from the superintendent position.

Totally real person who is totally not an A.I. bot sends prescient warning

I sometimes buy this at Costco. Don't think I will anymore.

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

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A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

Post a concert photo you took Bonus points if you know who they are.

We kept trying to warn everyone last year: If we re-elected this shit show, there would be no more guardrails like last time. He'd fill all the top positions with lackeys. Now here, you see again this epic self-own in action: A DOJ official now wants to avenge Alex Jones for him. ALEX FUCKING JONES.

Big tough guy needs everyone fired or jailed if they offend or embarrass him in any way.

Studies show that Tylenol is highly ineffective at preventing the release of the Epstein files

Let’s level the playing field California. Let’s go. cadem.org/yes-on-propo...

Other groups they'll be taking a closer look at include the Lollipop Guild, the Hellfire Club, and subversive rock group Josie and the Pussycats.

Yes, it has only been a few days since we spread the word to boycott ABC/Disney, but if Jimmy is on tomorrow night, let's make this the highest rated broadcast of all time, mainly because "ratings" is something Donny Dollhands has always obsessed over, and his rage will be bring us all untold joy.

If you have kids dying to see this, it'll hit streaming services within a few weeks and pirate copies will immediately be out there. Don't normally openly suggest such a thing but hey, drastic times ...

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For everyone saying this is an impeachable offense and worse than Watergate: Of course it is. But that doesn’t matter in the slightest, because this GOP Congress has completely abdicated their duty and will never do anything to hold him accountable.

LOVE THIS‼️ Thank you, Cynthia. We did it right after the cancelation. The rage is real. Gonna miss those and other shows too. But it's the principle. #FirstAmendment

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There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE. If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.

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Wow. Not at all surprising, but wow. Blatant corruption is perfectly fine (encouraged, even) in this administration.

BREAKING: Boat was on the way to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Your daily reminder..

I'll just leave this here.

They’re going to fire a US attorney because they couldn’t find evidence for a crime that was manufactured by the administration? Banana republic shit

Twenty years after the comedy went silent, Russia is a sadistic, warmongering fascist regime run by a mad centibillionaire. That’s a future that could be ours — whole argument of "Road to Unfreedom" — but also one we can stop — see "On Tyranny" and "On Freedom." www.nytimes.com/2000/06/18/w...

“Political satire is one of the oldest and most important forms of free speech. It challenges those in power while using humor to draw more people in to the discussion. That’s why people in influential positions have always targeted it for censorship.” Brendan Carr, 3 years ago

Swalwell to the FCC chair while wearing his Jimmy Kimmel hat: "Democrats are going to have a majority in just over a year...get a lawyer." ✊✊🏻✊🏾

Keep your focus on the bastard on the right! #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

I'm old enough to remember all the late night hosts relentlessly going after Bill Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair. I wonder where all of our heroes of decency were then?

"Unless you hurt the fee fees of one very special boy", I'm sure it says in there somewhere @itsjefftiedrich.bsky.social

Lol

The UK doesn’t have First Amendment free speech protections, but the Brits don’t GAF‼️

Gosh, I'm old enough to remember less than a year ago when it was revealed Benny Johnson was paid by russians.

Even the infamously bloodsucking insurance industry knows: Vaccines are the best prevention... of illness, death, and yes, it saves THEM money.

We haven’t forgotten about the Epstein files. This isn’t going away, Donald. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TdD8bmSU-g

Whew, I thought this was one of those after birth abortions Trump kept talking about

staring straight into the camera and lying. just a despicable person and a poor excuse for a national leader.

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The most important lesson learned from Charlie Kirk's death is release the Epstein files

Perhaps what they ought to discuss instead is involuntary euthanasia for homeless people, because there's evidently no consequences for that.

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Apparently, the only thing that Americans agree upon is: Release the Epstein Files.

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