Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with
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Happy New Year to all (except those of you still clinging to the Julian Calendar)
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Got wood 🍆
3 days ago
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In yonder hill there stood a coo
6 days ago
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My niece Ms Winnie. Having none of my crap as per
9 days ago
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Off to munch on a fat bird. Laterz x
9 days ago
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Aunt Bessie is doing a lot of work with all your Christmas meal prep this morning!
9 days ago
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While you lot are doing unmentionable things with young men and eggnog, I’m having a more spiritual time
9 days ago
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I would do a voice reveal, but my mellifluous baritone would set you all a quiver 💅
9 days ago
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At least you could’ve popped them to the charity shop,
@mkmike.bsky.social
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Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on beach — BBC News
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
https://apple.news/ARSKvTsXkRzC5tpx9mWHpiA
10 days ago
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The holiday adverts have started.
11 days ago
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Couldn’t agree more!
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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Nights are drawing out
12 days ago
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Just seen a post embracing a ‘classic 90’s’ Christmas
14 days ago
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Just popped to the pub
14 days ago
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I do hope everyone has turned their sprouts up to a fierce boil ready for the big day!
15 days ago
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Have you come to terms with the whole decimalisation business,
@mkmike.bsky.social
?
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£100 contactless card limit to be lifted from March
Card providers can decide whether to offer unlimited payments on contactless cards.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2prjr4lpko
15 days ago
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Subtle
16 days ago
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First batch of mince pies in the oven. Apparently you can buy them!
20 days ago
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Parenting seems to involve giving your child your phone to shut them up. Is your child actually on a spectrum or are you just an incompetent parent?
21 days ago
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I love him From booze to black belts: Virginia's drunk raccoon suspected in karate shop break-in
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Drunk raccoon found in liquor store suspected in karate studio break-in
The "trashed panda" is also suspected of burglarising snacks from the Department of Motor Vehicles.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y2271q20lo
21 days ago
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Rich food at lunchtime is no longer my friend
21 days ago
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Show me your
22 days ago
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Yummy
22 days ago
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Guess where.
22 days ago
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Cozy
23 days ago
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Maybe it’s not the acting. Maybe Russell T Davies writes dialogue like it’s a kids programme from 1985
26 days ago
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Unpopular opinion but Russel Tovey can’t act. Nice to look at though.
26 days ago
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Guess where one is using one’s membership 💅
28 days ago
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Lovely to see you’ve upgraded your Christmas getaway this year
@mkmike.bsky.social
29 days ago
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Who else will pull out of that European Singing Competition?
29 days ago
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Jesus Christ
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I've saved over £1k by ditching these absurd Christmas expenses — The i Paper
Christmas pyjamas, Elf on the Shelf, Winter Wonderland - what to cut out for a cheaper, less stressful festive season
https://apple.news/AAw1f85uVTpym8gDhLfXNgg
about 1 month ago
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Is it up? 🎄
about 1 month ago
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Off to that London. I do hope there’s bunting and a band on arrival
about 1 month ago
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And yet you’re all still so scruffy 💅 Text scammers make tens of thousands a month - and spend it on designer shoes and bags
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Sim farms to Gucci shoes: How smishing scammers fund their lavish lifestyles
The tactics and spoils of smishing - scam texts that trick people into disclosing data - are revealed.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg4nzp6ezg7o
about 1 month ago
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What do all the thanksgiving meals people are posting have something weird on the plates?
about 1 month ago
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Did one of you drop something? 'Extraordinary discovery' at Orkney Neolithic site
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'Extraordinary discovery' at Orkney's Ness of Brodgar Neolithic site
Archaeologists are to resume digging at the site after 3D radar technology uncovered a mystery find.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7836wvx4q4o
about 1 month ago
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My slight cold has almost gone
about 1 month ago
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My slight cold is lingering
about 1 month ago
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Of course, most of you would be happy with a Mellow Birds. Farewell regular flat white. 'Functional' coffees are hitting the high street
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Do mushroom and protein 'functional' coffees have health benefits?
Coffees made with extra ingredients like mushrooms, protein and collagen are known as "functional coffees".
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp85815r7m0o
about 1 month ago
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Guess what you’re all getting in your Christmas stockings! 🎄🎅🏼
about 1 month ago
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Just spent £50 on lunch for 3 people at a garden centre
about 1 month ago
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I still have a slight cold
about 1 month ago
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I have developed a slight cold
about 1 month ago
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Sner!
about 1 month ago
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Why can’t you buy Robertson’s Mincemeat in shops anymore?
about 2 months ago
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Guess the cathedral
about 2 months ago
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Along with every ring off her cold dead fingers
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Can humans beings not write anything original anymore? Hunger Games on stage 'dazzles' but some critics say it 'lacks emotion'
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Hunger Games on stage 'dazzles' but some critics say it 'lacks emotion'
The Hunger Games: On Stage brings Panem to life in a purpose-built 1,200 seat arena in Canary Wharf.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy9pw4jv31po
about 2 months ago
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Off to drop my pot of spooge off with the drs receptionist. Laters 👋🏻
about 2 months ago
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