Can humans beings not write anything original anymore? Hunger Games on stage 'dazzles' but some critics say it 'lacks emotion' www.bbc.com/news/article...

Off to drop my pot of spooge off with the drs receptionist. Laters 👋🏻

Once again pushing the definition of celebrity beyond its limit www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tomorrow is my Tuesday week 💅

Not sure how your afternoon is going, but following a prostate exam by the dishy doctor, I asked how fresh they wanted my sperm sample for further tests. Apparently he’d not been asked that before…

If you’re struggling to think of what to buy me as a little stocking filler this Christmas www.christies.com/en/stories/t...

If these are yours, let me know and I’ll pop them in a jiffy

Show me your Beaver Super Moon! Bonfire Night's Beaver supermoon to be biggest and brightest of 2025 www.bbc.com/weather/arti...

Everyone! I’m set for life 👰🏻‍♂️

Damn. I shall have to pay full price then 😕 No free bus passes for under 22s, says government www.bbc.com/news/article...

It’s lucky most of you think Lambrini is the height of sophistication www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

All you’ve managed to do is put new nets up at the privy window, @mkmike.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Can’t you use your bank book like everyone else, @mkmike.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Where oh where is my SIM?