condom swallowing

I love my boyfriend He's so sweet aaaaa

Period farts are the nastiest ones in existence Especially when they roll forward 😩🔫

My bf likes pits I didn't think he'd like them like I do I might have to make him my husband

Taking alcohol from a strangers fursuit is insane and nasty but okay

soft launching my new relationship in conversations by casually saying "my bf" like it's not a new thing and seeing how people ik react is fun did it at work a lot today

everyone saying the new starfox designs are ugly are dumb as hell HAVE SOME TASTE

I'm sure part of it is being so early in a new relationship but ugh Y'all I haven't been this much in love in... Forever 😭 And feeling someone love me as much as I love them is so refreshing and amazing I just wanna do everything for him...

I have come back home from my trip to rock a guy's world, and now I'm a part of his world 💞

[CW:Vore] Forgot to Feed my Cat 💖

Dear southwest Why the FUCK is the "check in" button right by the "cancel flight" button Like cmon 😭😭😭

Tfw no one is here for work on time except me 😔

Dude I am so out of the loop bc I'm so focused on surviving my own mental demons All ik about the world rn is VA had a vote for something, trump pissed everyone off (again), and gas prices are through the fuckin roof rn 😭

Paycheck: acquired Rent: paid Money: staying put for this vacation next week

Ok for today I'm gonna hold off from takin a comm But maybe later idk...

Health care for women is: "I think I have PCOS" "No you're fat and might have diabetes" 10 yrs later "Ok you don't have diabetes and you're fat bc of long term undiagnosed and untreated PCOS"

Reply with 🐛 if you'd be interested and I'll decide if I wanna take a quick comm or not based on any interest I get lmao

Sighs as I debate doing a commission so I can buy tomodachi life (and potentially some other things I need/want)

Bro I'm not leaving this office without a stick in my arm I HAD A CONSULT DON'T FUCK WITH ME

Finally getting back on birth control and there's no copay for the implant I'm literally living like larry about this news

Sharing this bc I think it deserves more views youtu.be/Hic3jjoT_CU?...

The way I'm about to rock this mans world in 2 weeks (hopefully-)

I always feel so alone on my period

"today was supposed to be my day off" BITCH ME TOO??? SO WHY'D YOU SAY IT LIKE YOU'RE HERE??

The way I just got fucking scammed into working today On a day I requested off over a month ago

I could frucking cry, y'all

Does anyone else remember The Queenstons? Youtube flashbanged me with them in my recommendations and I forgot about my heavy techno era LOLLLL

// #cockvore swingin those thangs around without a care in the world, poor girl

That's what you get for surprise billing me fuckers

Thinkin about letting it charge the inactive card lmao Lol even

There's foreskin so it counts for today, riiiight ?

Happy foreskin day yall 💞💞💞

Never knew I was kinda into pet play until talking to him But like, from the master/owner pov Im possessive so I think it fits a bit /too/ well LOL

bad cat!!

being a villainfucker is truly a lost art nowadays amongst all this ridiculous moral panic 😔 even the ones who self proclaim as villainfuckers want to reform their villain blorbos.. i dont want him reformed i want him worse

For clarity Im not upset about this, just surprised I havent felt this way in... A really long time Being wanted and wanting someone The reciprocation is so sexy

good post

Don't know about Twitter, but this is my favorite Tumblr post

Guys I'm so cooked This was supposed to just be a fun dick appointment trip, and now everyday leading up to it I just get more and more of a crush on this man

comm for anonymous

Mmm yoshi swallow

Fantastic april fools guys Why the fuck did HR call me today

Farted in my car with the heat on It's over for me, chat

Lmao it is April 1st huh Im calling him Kitten later

Used this picture with success I'm creaming

Drunk rae is going to bed Gnigh

Drunk rae mAde a confession oops

Should i ask to hold it while he pees

going down