I used to believe that nobody could be interested in me because I didn't know who I was.

Give yourself the gift of compassion.

I'll trade you one barter for a haggle.

My smile is made from many tiny drones working in unison.

Let's take our conspiracies from theories to reality.

Don't treat your life like a crime scene.

Simplicity first. Complexity second.

Are you happy to see me, or is that just gas?

Most of my deniability is implausible.

It takes a while for us to make our smile real.

Let's drag our chair noisily across the floor this morning.

I can't stop mentally singing "Yeah, he was an American pope. Raised on promises."

The next phase of existence starts... now.

Ugh! People...

Just because an answer is easy doesn't mean it's a slut.

We are a mixed bag.

Their insanity isn't our insanity.

It's difficult when you don't know how you're defining yourself.

Start the day practicing being emotionally gentle.

I like your preponderance.

My No's could often be harder.

I'll laugh at my own jokes after you've left.

Some autobiographies are admissions of awfulness. We read them at the risk of destroying our ideal assumptions.

Working towards the reward of self-worth.

I'd stop doing this if I didn't love writing so much.

Weirdness is normal.

We don't have a lot of time to waste on not being ourselves.

With enough time, we can all become classic.

Let's drop knowledge together.

Trying not to validate my anxieties.

My surface is starting to reflect my improving interior.

Working to not become emotionally unbalanced by my relatively small challenges.

No tin foil hat. Just my underwear.

Trying to give off positive vibes.

If I like myself, I dislike humanity less.

I realized that that reading an autobiography is kind of like me creeping on somebody else's life with their permission.

It's hard to imagine how much music there is out there.

This is your day.

Count your blessings. Do the math.

Don't wear all of your new underwear in a row. Throw some old loose ones on every second day.

Smile and error.

Feeding sentences into the word chipper.

Knitting thoughts from perceptions.

Offering reciprocal warmth.

Looking in my head for new thoughts.

I need easily comprehensible stories in the morning.

Other people's attitudes are not my problem today, if I say so.

Become good company for yourself.

Hoping to find more people I actually WANT to communicate with.

You're only superfluous if you're trying to be someone else.