A very special message to Pierre and all the Maple MAGAts: On this day a man was born who Inexplicably still lives in your heads, even though he has found himself an astronaut and moved on. A very merry Trudeaumas to PP, Danielle, and all of their minions.

What are these autocomplete suggestions trying to say? Anyways, Merry F-ing Christmas to you and yours.

A very happy Newtonmas to you all! May gravity continue to only affect you in beneficial and not unexpected ways today and throughout the year.

Who shall we cast in this? How do you imagine the plot points?

If this isn't a clarion call for politicians, lawmakers, activists and lobbyists around the world to divest their US holdings, I don't know what is. The United States has clearly announced that if you make or lobby for laws they don't like, they will freeze your US accounts and property and worse.

Our Snoop on the Stoop with his Major Award

December 23rd is #Festivus, and you know what that means: It's time for the Airing of the Grievances! Comments are open. #festivusfortherestofus

Seasonings Greetings

Release the Naughty List!

As you know, CBS spiked a 60 Minutes segment detailing the horrific abuses of the El Salvador prison where the US is illegally sending immigrants. But it aired in Canada, and here it is. We have a duty to bear witness to these atrocities, and also put it in front of as many USAmericans as you can.

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I don't know if the game designer was trying to make some kind of hilariously cynical theological point, or if they were trying to trap children in an endless Jesus loop so the Sunday school teacher could slip out back and smoke up with the priest. Either way it will either enrage or delight gamers.

I KNEW they were gonna say that!

MOISTURIZE ME #DoctorWho #VanityFair

I just found out that the director of A Christmas Story also directed Porky's! So that's something to keep in mind while you enjoy your holiday favourites.

Based on what I read on pages 15-17 of the US National Security Strategy document released recently, they'll be saying this about Canada's oil, Potash, critical minerals, and Arctic regions before long.

Well the bad news is that I'm definitely coming down with something. The good news is that I blew my previous daily sneeze high score of 22 out of the water. Why am I counting sneezes? To prove sneeze supremacy, obvs. Do people say "Bless you" when I sneeze? No, their god can't help me.

Ooh good idea, I bet the people of Niagara Falls are kicking themselves for not coming up with the tourism idea! (Also had to grab this bad closed captions transcription.)

Check it out, this is how we saved memes back in the 1900s! In a green file folder labelled "Cartoons". I love the 24 Sussex Security Cat. That might have been in response to the Soapstone Duck Incident.

This is Marie, she was rescued from a hording situation. Her sister who came to our home with her didn't survive, sadly. Marie still has a short way to go on her health journey before she's adoptable, but she's playful, vibrant, and she's the snuggliest little squished-face Muppet you'll ever see.

🇨🇦 Worth a read! We are much stronger than we think! substack.com/@anneward1/n...

You know I think it's high time we brought back the old Russian Reversal jokes, except about Trump's America. ============== In Trump's America, algorithm trains YOU! In Trump's America, swamp drains YOU! In Trump's America, ICE breaks YOU! Any more suggestions?

If you're in Waterloo Region, check out Krampus Kindle this weekend at 44 Gaukel! Today 12-6 and Tomorrow 11-5 If you enjoy the creepy side of the holidays and supporting Canadian artists, this is the place to be this weekend. My wife is here selling her delightful festive monsters.

So I said to my grade nines, "Are you all excited for the BIG WEEKEND!!" And they're like "YEAH!!" and big smiles and celebratory body language which came screeching to a halt when someone said "Wait... What's happening this weekend?"

What the hell do they need those for? ... I ask wearily, already knowing the answer. They need them because they have been given a budget bigger than most armies, and they are using it to build an army that can operate outside their normal army rules. www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...

Just one more thing to piss off Canadians. Franklin’s an iconic Canadian turtle. He is adored. He is goodness. I’m gonna be a really petty bitch when this guy’s life comes apart.

This reminds me of walking past Preston Manning in Calgary in 2003. He looked so happy. Huge smile. "Mr.Blue Sky" could have been his soundtrack. I later realized it was because the Reform demons he'd spawned were just about to devour the federal PC party and wear their skins as costumes! Refooorm!

This treasured holiday memory was like the final scene in a hallmark Christmas movie when everybody is finally happy and it starts snowing ketchup chips.

I'm enjoying watching Americans discover "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" this weekend thanks to this Trump parody. 22 Minutes has run 33 seasons! I have a couple of the early seasons in VHS in the basement somewhere. We should all be supporting Canadian television youtu.be/IXo9EW65AZA?...

Happy one-year twitter un-versary to me!

Kyra found a deer leg in the woods and its been the greatest day of her life that she can remember. #KyraBean #doglife

Is this real?

Who marks the waxing tide grow wave by wave

An old FB post of mine. Current status: There's about a week and a half in early December that is neither Black Friday nor Boxing Day. When they finally meet, the low low prices will merge into one Mega price, and Jeff Bezos will become Voltron.

But Huron is just as calm as the Bits and Bites guy. Every handful's different...

I was trying to write something about ice (the frozen water) and my phone autocapitalized it to ICE (the Gestapo) and frankly this is far worse than when it started autocapitalizing Jar because I was spending too much time in Star Wars groups.

Good I'm glad we're doing this. Not that I'm buying their food anyway, but some people are. We'll call the new department "Fentanyl Czar".

My unpopular opinion on this: don't kick him out, he's perfect. A perfect embodiment of MAGA, to sit festering in our midst and reminding us to maintain our boycott, hold the line, strengthen Canada. Through the summer when Trump didn't mention annexation at all, this guy kept Canadians on target.

Hope you all had a fabulously devilish Halloween! And now it's time to roll out ol' Satan Claws.

Ha ha ha. "This is the United Nations General Assembly. It is not a Signal Chat" This is how you deal with MAGA. Tell them we will not be lied to, we will not be propagandized at. That might fly in your house, but it doesn't fly in ours. This is how we should respond to the US ambassador to Canada

Ahem. We give you Gander. The app. On a phone. Not public yet… but it’s real, in our hands, and soon in beta. The timing is a bit nuts… given we just opened investment to all Canadians (at frontfundr.com/gandersocial) but we’re over the moon. Amazing what can get done with community.

Hey Donald!

I hate to sorta agree with Ford, but he's not far off. Whatever else you migbt think of it, the Reagan ad has been extremely successful in every import at metric: viewership, viral spread, changing national conversation in two countries... globalnews.ca/news/1149652...

I admin my neighbourhood FB page, which is just as full of stereotypes as you might expect. Who's cat is this, who's setting off fireworks.. Anyways I was laughing with my wife about what people in horror movies would post on their neighbourhood FB page. I'd love to hear yours.

This speech really made me feel like Canada really means business about stepping up on the world trade stage. Carneys been playing his cards close to his chest over the summer, but this and the other speeches this week made me feel better about it.

Ha ha, he's such a dad.

Meanwhile in Canada Enjoy this beautiful Indigenous Blue Jays logo (made by Kory Parkin/@paintsbyparkin) #Bluesky #Politics #Canadasky #Canada #cdnpoli#America #𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓜𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓝𝓮𝓽

Nursery rhyme question. Is the fifth piggy singing happily or crying? I always thought "whee whee whee" sounds like a damned happy piggy. However I've been informed by randos on the interweb that that piggy is crying. You know what, who cares what they think. Happy piggie, the end.

Toronto: not an igloo in sight Population (GTA): 6.4M, 4th largest city in N.A. Ranked one of the safest cities in N.A. even though it is considered the most multi-cultural city in the world where 160 different languages are spoken. Tolerance is our superpower. Let’s Go #BlueJays #Canada