Ha ha, I love Chretien.

Tonight is a blue moon, which as you know only happens once in a blue moon. Or more specifically every 2-3yrs. There are 2 types of blue moons: When there's 2 full moons in a calendar month, and also the 3rd full moon in an astronomical season that has 4 full moons instead of 3.

Trump's Designated Gaslighter in Ottawa once again tries to convince Canadians that we should accept economic warfare against us but we should not respond in any way. Just take our punches and say thank you sir.

Translation: Trump just found out Dumb has a B.

Welp, I finally lost Facebook Fake Wordle, 35 days short of a three year streak. I can finally delete Facebook. I am like Sisyphus unbound.

When I watch the shenanigans of the US government these days, I often think of this quote:

Disappointed that you didn't get the long form census? 🇨🇦 Tod Maffin has you covered. He made a better one. Just for Canadians though, the questions might not make much sense to the rest of ya.

Listen: Sir Rod Stewart congratulates King Charles. "You put that little rat bag in his place." substack.com/@funtomwrite...

Where are you, tiny PeePee man; Rage posting on twitter, causing strife across the land...

Student: "Do you think I'm gonna do good on my English test?" Me: "As long as it's not a grammar test!"

Watching Trump try and end the Iran war is like watching a giraffe gargle his own balls

Happy Mothers day! Here's a card my son made 11 years ago.

See this is why he needs a Ba'al room.

Yep, I'll be a nerd listening to these while I do my census

Just revisiting this to add: Especially this many gambling ads! I could swear advertising gambling used to be illegal. Can we make it illegal? Cause holy crap I see a lot of these dumb ass gambling ads.

Cher if you agree.

Armaments 2:9-21 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, & large chulapas.

"The maple whisky-based Tragically Chip has a black cherry ripple and dark chocolatey chunks that reveal themselves one lick at a time" Sign me the Fuck up. This is why I sing "Gord keep our land glorious and free."

Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct

Who else sings these lyrics when they hear the Star Wars theme? Anyone? Just me? youtu.be/7-t2n_jk1QM?...

Lol, I laughed my ass off when I saw him say that last bit.

This is a 2020 Covid meme but suddenly it's relevant again.

And there it was... That brief, beautiful shining moment in 2018 when Facebook experimented with an alert to let you know that you have literally read everything worth reading, now they're just going to show you some mindless shit.

This evening's events in DC were triggered by Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth chanting "Shots! Shots!" at the bar.

Well... It's a *little* cold

Love this but let's reframe: Brock DEFENDED a nascent Canada against the United States. Hébert: "I never believed I'd see the day when a Prime Minister heading into negotiations with the United States would hold up a toy soldier of a man who went to war against the US" substack.com/@sarobertson...

Yas Wab!

What a great idea!! #Epstein

Dozey Don is winning the War on Wokeness

You need to find a comfy seat, get a glass of something nice, and sit and savour every word of this absolutely ridiculous tale. open.substack.com/pub/ifloz/p/...

If I fired up my computer 20 years ago and saw the number of ads I see today, I'd have assumed I had a nasty virus.

My wife is once again taking her Weird Babies creepy cryptids to art markets around Southwestern Ontario this month. I hope you'll check out her work, here's a few of her confirmed markets, with more to come! www.instagram.com/p/DXXvs8LlMH...

I felt a colleague needed this today, and then it occurred to me, so could everyone else. It's been a few years since I posted it. youtu.be/92i5m3tV5XY?...

Ever since Trump shat all over CUSMA last year by putting Tarrifs on Canada, Canadians have been saying any trade deal with Trump is as temporary as his current diaper. And here he is saying it out loud to the UK on SkyNews: open.substack.com/pub/ifloz/p/...

Carney's final line here made me laugh. “Watch till the end”as they say on the internet. youtu.be/q5J8VkTn3iI?...

This looks like a shit Play Group. (From my Facebook memories.)

The Pentagon “Allegedly” threatened the Vatican with a re-do of the 1309-1376 Avignon Papacy if they don't support the Iran debacle. The Avignon Papacy was a period when the Papacy was forcibly relocated to France under the thumb of the French king Phillip IV open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...

Even Scheer's pixels are crossing the floor.

Someone said you can mess with chatgpt results by dictating a specific IQ. So I thought, what if I asked it to develop a war strategy as if it was a low IQ commander who ignores experts? Well... It wouldn't develop a war strategy but it did give me some sample tweets from this fictional commander:

Oatmeal Crips. Walking up and down the grocery aisle with their pimp sticks, looking for Oatmeal Bloods.

These guys adapted their murder masks so they can earn some extra cash at Easter.

I've seen a huge number of US-based Anti-MAID propaganda posts on FB lately, and I've been saying all along that they are laying the groundwork to use MAID as one of the justifications to “Liberate” Canada.

As many have said all along, you let the Holy Rollers take over government, it's only a matter of time before they start narrowing things down to “the right kind of Christian”. We all knew that Catholics supporting Trump will eventually find themselves in the out group with the rest of us.

We should all be looking at our professional relationships and making principled statements like this. Canadians should do what Markham Hislop has done, call out and cut ties with those who threaten our sovereignty.

Ahead of Trump's speech tonight, it wouldn't hurt for Canada and Europe to recall the words of Pierre Trudeau when he heard that Nixon had called him an asshole: "I've been called worse things by better people." Indeed I think Canada has been embodying this Philosophy for over a year now.

That's an alright headline I guess, but I'd have gone with "Iran War has been an absolute Ferret Rodeo since day one"

The absolute, uncontested biggest letdown of Game of Thrones Season 8 is that Tyrion never got to finish this joke. He tried a few times in earlier seasons.

What's the difference between the Vietnam war and the Iran war? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

Danish News has released some eye-opening details about "Operation Arctic Endurance" in January. Denmark and its allies (yes including Canada) were preparing to face US troops in battle to defend Greenland back in January, based on *Verified Intelligence* that an invasion was imminent.

Whatever you do, don't mention the war! I did once but I think I got away with it. You won't know whether to laugh or cry as you watch Trump invoke Pearl Harbor as Japan PM Takaichi, to justify his surprise Iran attack. You can just hear someone in the room say "Ooooooohhhhh..."