hi @bbc 6 music. Please stop playing that absolutely dogshit new Foo Fighters single thanks

introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Metallica Queens of the stone age The cooper temple clause Viagra boys Radiohead Aphex Twin Shellac McLusky Tool System of a down

I wondered where I'd left them tbf

Norovirus! At the Hotel

Possibly one of the best covers ever recorded

I suspect it's probably not great that every night I put the kids to bed, then look at the news and find yet another thing that makes me wonder if we'll all live long enough for them to have kids of their own

Death, death, to Labour Party.

She's Gortin' and she's Dentin' alright

Well, it's nice to wake up to some good news for once

Oh ho, don't mind if I do. Shame Project House is such a poor venue though

Mt. St. Michel + St. Michael's Mount, Aphex Twin

TFW you send your troops to seize an airfield, allegedly defended by T72s, with no armour or air support

Wielicza salt mine

Sleep.wav

Nice quick post gym tea- gochujang chicken fried rice, with eggs, sriracha, soy sauce and sesame seeds.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains

You know it baby

Just been to my son's carol concert. I have to say, it's a bit tight giving the kid with a lisp the line 'Caesar Augustus said there was to be a census'

Interesting to see malt loaf come out as a rather compliant bottom

The medical engineering guys are doing nothing to counter the nerd accusations. Have just followed two of them down the corridor and could hear them debating the finer points of deep Warhammer 40k lore. Fair play lads

The 5 year old just asked me to sketch a Santa that he can copy for a Christmas card drawing competition at school. Think I've just created sleep paralysis demon santa

Cheese and marmite bagels for lunch. Sorry if this offends

Hmm, I thought it was usually quite warm but OK

Peep show at number 40? Everybody loves Raymond above the UK Office (obligatory fuck Gervais)? What a nonsense

Post two characters who bring you happiness

Define your musical taste in 8 artists: 1- Queens of the Stone Age 2- Godspeed you! Black emperor 3- Tool 4- Davy Graham 5- Smog 6- System of a down 7- Funkadelic 8- DJ Format

Decided to trim the beard down. Wife not impressed with the Freddie moustache. Can't blame her TBF

Wu-Tang Pan ain't nothing to fry with

If I was a leading member of a party planning to lower the voting age to 16 I wouldn't keep disparaging 'sixth form' politics, but who am I to judge

"call Gibbo"

Whoopsie daisy

Ah, go on then. The question is London on a Monday, or go to Warsaw when it's also conveniently my birthday weekend?

Catching up on MasterChef. How many times is John going to say 'that chicken/duck/fish needs to be cooked all the way through'?

Why am I still at work when I could be at home playing Helldivers? Thanks obama

Looks like yer ma comes with a warning nowadays

I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm your dad I fucked your mother

Spanish fish stew in the garden for tea lads

Just watched Renfield. Not exactly Citizen Cane, but very silly and a fun way to spend an evening, if only to watch Nicholas Cage chew the scenery with what I assume was the direction of 'just go hog wild and get weird with it'. 7.5/10.

Parenthood with small boys is at least 50% seeing how many times you mutter 'for fucks sake' under your breath in a day, and desperately hoping you don't have to beat that record tomorrow.

Hope the bee's OK

In Filey with the kids. Decided to eat fish and chips in the car to avoid the seagulls. This cheeky bastard is just sat staring at us.

Destroying my eardrums one pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs gig at a time

Chorizo and potato hash with poachies and hot sauce 🥚🍳

Homemade gyros for tea tonight. Not bad for a first attempt, but need to get the mix pressed a bit tighter so I can carve it thinner for the proper donner style I was after. And that crucials hot chilli sauce has a bloody kick!

What's the difference between a train full of military equipment, and a rectovaginal fistula? Well, one's a shunt full of kit....

I asked a teacher how to spell a word. She told me, I thought 'not sure that sounds right' and got a dictionary out and spell checked it in front of her. I should have just got a dictionary to begin with I suppose.