I was provided snacks and my partner and I talked. He has learned I can be bought with ice cream as well as how to ensure it won't be necessary again. I am now back to docile nerd wifey. Coding my lil games and yapping about trashy white people tv.

[vent]☕ On a break with my boyfriend (still monogamous) cause I'm tired of being talked to like I'm a burden when I'm undebatably a top tier bitch to pull. (I will include justification for this statement. Im not a narc, I just know what the fuck I bring to the table.) He was pissed I brought it- 🧵

I seriously gotta post the new updates to my game. 💀 Computer broken though so I gotta replace that first.

My mom is the kind of person to say "you could have just asked me!" Then get mad when I point out just how many times I DID ask for what I needed, got yelled at, and never got the need met. Then I get accused of bringing up the past for proceeding to point out the pattern across my life. 🧵

I gave you 2 sources dipshit. Can't even argue properly when someone ACTUALLY reads your source. Gotta repost cause you have nothing of value to add. "Condescending tone" and it's just "this source isn't relevant". Grow the fuck up.

He came in my eye so couple tips. 1) Don't rub it, just rinse with water and wipe with a towel. 2) It doesn't feel like anything till it starts drying on your eye so have them tell you before that happens. (Ow) 3) Your eye is gonna hurt. I was laughing till it hurt to close my eye. 😔

Been away doing XMas and boyfriend birthday prepping. 🧵 I made 2 sketch books by hand with one full of Ralsei drawings for him. He's been wanting me to draw Ralsei for him on paper but art wise I've been a lil dead, just drawing on my leg (including cute Ralsei ones.) That art block is actually-

Long and amazing thread of updated app icons. Quoting near the middle cause that's where my favorite one is. ([T]he)

Jack Frost's son in Santa Girl tucking his hair behind his ear was the fruitiest thing I've ever seen and I wish her luck on her transition. Literally standing there looking like a pixie dream girl with a lil beard stubble. Idk if it was for the character or if the actor is just like that.

Happy Turkey Day. May your bellies be full and your feelings be fat.

being nonbinary is so cool like it doesn’t matter if people misgender me in a boy way or in a girl way because either one will make me cum

Got a reservation at Better Than Sex for my boyfriend's birthday. But idk what I wanna wear under my clothes. Might buy something new so it's more special.

My boyfriend bought me a year of nitro basic so of course I had to be all "what did you do?" "Why did you do that?" for 2 hours while he says "I just love you 🥺" which is suspicious in and of itself. YALL HE WROTE A 2 PAGE PAPER WITH A WORKS CITED PAGE FOR WHY HE GOT ME A GIFT. I LOVE HIM SM

Congrats, @wematterweloveyay.bsky.social ❤️ @tishki.net you scored 20586 points! Sparks are flying between these two! You've officially won the daily friendship competition, my darlings. ✨ Keep that magic going!

Very proud of my bestie, getting their hair all long and femme and cute and just alwoanslwn. Never forgiving my t-girls family for forcing the cut. Did em DIRTY. 😔 So much cuter longer. I wanna give hair products but my girl can't hide stuff for shit. 😭

Money is increasing. I will soon be able to afford everyone's Christmas gifts. After that I buy my ideal penis. Absolute powerhouse. Peak male purchase. Then when I say "my cock is bigger" I can prove it. $100 aura farm type shit. My t-girlies better be ready cause means war.

My boyfriend's mom said I seem like a good girl. 👉👈 I also worked my first closing shift. I've been awake over 24 hours. My alters are antsy cause the body is exhausted but I'm not. Many big milestones. I got mini boyfriend stories from his mom!

My system alters are getting quirky. They wanna be "independent" and "have lives". Also theyre fighting each other. Like physically. They keep hiding stuff from me. We're working on it. In better news, my boyfriend, who started out just wanting something casual, has asked me to meet his MOTHER.

🥀 I don't want my partner doing anal. (Also the ad? at the bottom of mine is funny.) "Penis Heroin"

Did my return post, now for a transition update thread. In case you somehow didn't know or you're new to my page, I'm genderfluid AFAB and have been for years very vocally. My boyfriend is aware I'm trans masculine and openly identify as a man while boy moding, but he's hetero so we have an-

I RETURN!! Phone broke cause baby threw it. I have updates though. Went to my first soccer game. Women's semi-finals. It was fun and I waved the flag. The players sucked though. Literally fighting on field, barely running, and the ONLY goal was a free shot that even I could tell was bs. Had fun. 🧵

When I read the excerpt from the ballerina X physical therapist "forbidden" romance I was.. upset. If I got called a Balleraggot I'd just kms. Men writing women isn't this bad. My boobs DO boob boobily actually. (In an actual male-written book.) "Balleraggot" after Sex And Violence? 1/3

Typically that phrase means "I wish I had the time to be able to sit with/experience my depression". I have severe depression. But I also have a child, work, school, and a relationship so there's no where I can outwardly express it. I can't just BE depressed and it makes the feeling worse. [Thread]

3 people flirted with me at the drive thru during a 3 hour shift. First one was strange. Last one was actually genuinely sweet. 💗 This is not something I'm used to. But I do feel pretty so that's nice. 3rd one was saying I sound pretty and then that I look pretty. Made me oddly happy.

Evolutionarily, the egg came first objectively. A thing that wasn't a chicken had a bloodline that kept getting mutations bringing it closer and closer to being a chicken bloodline. A non-chicken that was 1 mutation away from being a chicken had a mutation on conception giving them a chicken egg.

Just found out my parents divorced cause my dad didnt keep it in the family. 😃 Context: assaulting his minor step daughter was fine pre-marriage for my mother but apparently she divorced him for later having an affair with what I hope and assume was an adult woman. Reason #37053 to cut my mom off.

I dont understand men that say "girls dont want nice guys, they want abusive chads!" What's the outrage for? Is it like some "white knight" shit? Hyping up good dudes? You'd think they'd be hyping themselves especially since genuine nice guys (not Nice Guys™) don't really care. :/ 1/?

✌️ So fast chasing the ball like a good girl that my boyfriend's soccer team has asked me multiple times why tf I'm not on the field. He thinks I don't wanna play cause I think I won't be good at it. HA!! Jokes on them! I have no hand eye coordination so I won't play cause I'll hurt myself. 😎 1/3

[Random Rant hear me out] Unskilled labor is a thing and a very important part of history. Disclaimer: Minimum wage DOES NOT equal unskilled. Unskilled labor is "Cog In The Machine" labor. 0 skill. A monkey can do it. You are screwing 1 screw into a tire and cant actually make/change a tire. 1/11

Learning what having horns is like for my hornet costume. (Waiting on the other parts.) My boyfriend is gonna be the Mc. I'll post the full costume when all the parts come and I do the customizations.

My child is such a wonderful and scary creature. I always leave the bathroom door slightly open instead of completely open cause he likes to crash his walker into the door and push it with his lil baby hand. Then he smiles all big like "there's mama!" It makes me so happy. He's 8 months now.

Boyfriend dropped everything to come get me after ANOTHER fight with my mom. 💗 Ate Red Robin, yapped about my DID, and snuggled up together. Convenient for both of us because his soccer game got canceled and he didn't know till after we drove an hour to get there. So it gave him something to do.

Reminder: 1984 was a romantic tragedy. If you disagree, you didn't actually read it. 🤬 So many people are talking about it and how we're living in it (we pretty much are yeah), but no one has brought up the love story that was like the ENTIRE plot. The end made me mad back in middle school.

I love my boyfriend so much. Me: "Did I do g-" Him: *wide eyed excessive nodding* LIKE DAMN!! OKAY. 😭 Good to know my throat game still solid. Pulled an athlete out of thin air.

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Atheist proselytizers are the religious proselytizers I’m most likely to come into contact with and they’re just as annoying as all of the other ones I experience

About 6ish months away from acquiring my object of peak male performance. Almost able. Just a few more debts. Might get in 3 months if work increases.

Biggest red flag for me is asking a guy for a pic of the birth date on their ID with all other info blacked out and they act like it's some HUGE privacy violation and such sensitive info.... ...While actively asking if I want to see their penis. "I'm 22 🤓" sure kid. Answer's "no" either way gtfo.

Teaching my child the pincer grab by giving him rice and watching him struggle for my amusement.

Doctors have not reached out after I got the X-Ray. I hope that means everything is ok bone wise. I've been taking 800mg ibuprofen a day (3 so far I think??) which makes moving easier. I can pick up my kiddo and function till it wears off. Might need an extra to get through work tonight.

So my rib might be fractured, not bruised. I need a way to put less strain on it but if I put my baby in his walker he screams loud as he can and kicks everything so I cant get him in. If hes forced into the walker he tries to flip it by throwing his head back and screaming. So 25lbs must be held.

For lack of a better word, my mother is retarded. Like wouldn't even be considered "trainable" back when that word was used. Why? Because days after she shoved me into the ground, bruising my rib, while screaming in my face, she tried to claim it was justified after I punched her (which was AFTER🧵

Labubu Demonic Sacrifice

I might have decided on a boyfriend. The only problem is he's a SAGITTARIUS. But he didn't even get mad about me saying "no sagis". We just VIBED. He went from "I just want meaningless sex" to "I love you and I don't even wanna hang with other people anymore" in 2 meets. He makes me happy. 🧵

*explodes*

I can hear voices through text. My best friend has full blown DID and during conversations his voice will slightly change and I'll say "who's that?" then he gets confused. Then I coax the other person to talk. It's funny cause I can't tell the difference between actual voices. 🧵

TRUMP HUSSEIN MADE ERIC CARTMAN TRY TO KILL HIMSELF 💀

We did my favorite thing in Philosophy. Debate. Classmate: "The machine's purpose was fulfilled already so let it die." Me: "Ah so you're okay with killing children long as it was born to die." Debating with me is hell no matter what side I'm on. I make school fun with my bs.

Baby: *upset, wants to be picked up* Me: uuup say up... Baby: *high pitched scream resembling "up"* AEAAEEAEAEAP 🤬 Me: *ears bleeding, picking him up* good joooob