I call myself a proshipper to scare away people who think going outside means the 15 second trip from your home to your car

Shaving my ass in support of and cheering on Netenyahu’s colon cancer

Ngl, in retrospect, Vivziepop did the right thing by making her show as edgy as it is, thus unintentionally keeping out the people who are currently yelling at the Digital Circus cast over a 7 year old milquetoast Jackbox clip, and STILL hate them and want them dead after their apologies I envy her

I’m of the very common opinion that the three only good American groups/services are: NASA for having a genuine love for the world and wants to expand our knowledge National Forest Service for preserving the most beautiful parts of America USPS for delivering everything at a low cost everywhere

Everyone, look at this beautiful brass 0-6-0 i received got :3 I believe it may be a unique one of a kind Japanese made handcrafted brass model from the 1950’s!!! It weighs like a full pound and is the heaviest model in my fleet, even more so than a larger brass model I own, and I LOVE it!!!!!

Guys I just had the greatest idea ever for a game where it takes place in a dream

I looked up “low poly cosplay” because I had the brilliant idea of such a cosplay I was not disappointed at all, these look AWESOME!!!!!

Ngl, one of my biggest (unusual) green flags that I’ve seen is if someone’s a big fan of this song

I’m just now realizing Imagine how awesome it would’ve been if the moon had an atmosphere and made it theoretically possible to support vegetation and life on the moon If there’s a god out there, you suck for not giving the moon an atmosphere, that would’ve been awesome, man <\3

If someone starts to suddenly gain a newfound coming to Christ and starts talking about how Jesus saved them out of nowhere, I’m gonna immediately assume that they’re either insane and going through an episode, or they’re about to be charged with statutory rape with a 14 year old

Lowkirkenuienly, the reason why it sucks to be friends with someone so angrily dedicated to politics, is because to be in that state is to be angry all the time Absolutely get angry about issues, but it’s the obvious wanting to pick or join in on a fight that’s so off putting to everyone

I need everyone to look at my meower She’s literally so meow :3

I think gay people should all talk about the straights exactly how straights talk about gay people, and FULLY commit to the bit about being bigoted against straight people to make them angry and uncomfortable Or maybe not because this is unironically a fetish for the straights, idk

One train wreck happens every now and then and it causes sweeping reform across the entire rail industry and everyone loses their mind at the safety of rail transportation 16,500 car wrecks happen every single DAY, and nobody gives a shit and nothing is done about it Auto billionaires.

Birthday fanart for @cultofhoodies.bsky.social Happy birthday, Molls! #fanart #catgirl #cat #trans #actuallyautistic #meow #lgbtqia+ #purple

Couple activity idea: Whenever your partner sends you or posts a quote that you adore A silly quote, a horny quote, a serious quote, an honest quote, whatever it may be And impose that quote over or under a selfie of said partner, so you can look at them AND read something they had to say :3

Holy shit

Ready :3

Okay, I don’t think I need much difficulty convincing anyone on this Playing FNAF on a CRT is OBJECTIVELY the best way to play FNAF, and it isn’t even close :3

I’m 100% gonna be that guy Gaming on a CRT is genuinely the best, it just looks better than anything I’ve ever had before and probably since :3

You may not know it yet, but this is what peak looks like

Wokeley doxes you and wokeley starts a campaign of calling out what you said as satanic- I mean degenerate- I mean problematic And we won’t stop calling you out until you’re held to account (whatever that means)

If the consequences of not working are a life ruined or even death Are we really not slaves? Or are we slaves under the illusion of free will?

I work in IT Today, I got the pile of school Chromebooks from an elementary school with “headphone jack” on the tickets And an hour later, I pulled all of these goodies out of all of these Chromebooks and are ready to go back into circulation

Nonono m’dear, you must be mistaken, I don’t want you to just send me a Wikipedia article on something you’re interested in for me to read I want you to yap and infodump in my DM’s for like twenty minutes about your love of a niche thing that only a collective 12 people care about

WOMEN’S DAY WOMEN’S DAY!!!!

Everyone’s celebrating the UK making it a criminal offense to consume incest fiction with a punishment up to 5 years in prison for it There’s no such thing as a precision strike with censorship, it’s a nuke, queer and leftist and ALL lewd media WILL be censored now that censorship is legal

Rare aesthetic: Songs that chiptune artists have made play on every 8-bit and 16-bit console and computer ever made

If games like Portal or Undertale were released today, they’d be torn to shreds by cortisol addled Twitter users for having “Reddit humor”, because anything with sincere humor is Reddit, and Reddit is cringe I’m obviously the comedy master with my bitter cynicism wrapped in 57 layers of irony

All I’ve seen AI do is - misinformation - forwarding fascism - mass layoffs in tech and artistic fields - manipulate photos of women and children by putting them in a bikini and giving them an ahegao face But sure, tell me about the ultra niche applications that benefit a total of twelve people

Having a partner who knows how to hunt for bargains so they can get more for less money is really hot if you think about it

How many times have a Reddit post left you absolutely speechless with how tone deaf it is? This is one of the worst Reddit posts I have ever seen, and it’s an EDITED photo

The real Trump derangement syndrome isn’t the justified hate towards Trump or even MAGA’s undying loyalty to Trump, but it’s MAGA refusal to ever be wrong about absolutely anything. Ever.

How do I opt out of something I never signed up for

DUDE, how much of a ketamine addled freak do you have to be, to BEG Jeffrey Epstein to let you into his demonic rape parties, on Christmas morning, only for Epstein to kick you from his parties because of how insufferable you are I’d kill myself if I had to spend a day in the same room as Elon Musk

PLEASE WIPE ALL DEVICES YOU PLAN ON DONATING INTO THE WORLD I just got a New 3DS from Japan, but the previous owner did NOT wipe the SD card, and now I know what the previous owner’s face looks like, of which I will be deleting for their own privacy PLEASE DELETE ALL PHOTOS OF YOU BEFORE DONATING

How does MAGA go about their day knowing that everyone hates them, and nearly every creator of every franchise they care about hates MAGA, many of whom want them dead for being terrorists or terrorist lovers following what ICE has been doing Like it’s actual peasant brain, man

If you’re someone who hates something because you saw a big account hating it, and if I scrutinize you and you fold like a lawn chair and out yourself as full of shit and wanting to join a hate train to be a part of the crowd Just so you know I really hate you

Can I stay inside? Please?

Imagine if Sprigatito was the grass starter for Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald Unironically, the entirety of internet culture would be so much different if it was, and how many more furries would be in the world, because of Meowscarada and Floragato

Guys I have a great idea Let’s harass the struggling leftists in America who is TERRIFIED of their government because they’re poor and of a minority, test them on how revolutionary they are when they say we can’t, and blame them for Trump when they voted against it I am very smart and helpful

DAY 748 - Decoraneko

Yeah that’s what you want to happen to your VHS tapes

Tore apart a tape to figure out what the rattling was Goddamnit <\3

The reason why it’s so difficult to identify depression in some people, is because some people with depression think so little of themselves, that they derive all their joy and happiness in life by being with you and making you happy

This photo I took of a furry took WAY more effort than an AI bro did generating an image Running around with a bulky camera, getting the perfect shots, opening the canister in the dark, and doing chemistry at home with precise timing and temperatures, and scanning the film And I am PROUD of it!!!

Can an Aperture Science girl love a Black Mesa girl? <\3

Listening to Gen alpha kids go on about how easy it is to scratch a DVD or a CD truly makes me understand how it felt for a Gen Xer to listen to a zoomer go on about how easy it was to fuck up a tape [sob]

To be on Twitter and watch an ungodly amount of men going “@Grok, put her into a bikini and giver her an ahegao face and cover her in white glue” under every post of a woman, cosplayer, or CHILD, and to NOT immediately go “kill all men” over this, then I salute you for your strength

My Meulin looks like a micro panther