Listening to Gen alpha kids go on about how easy it is to scratch a DVD or a CD truly makes me understand how it felt for a Gen Xer to listen to a zoomer go on about how easy it was to fuck up a tape [sob]

To be on Twitter and watch an ungodly amount of men going “@Grok, put her into a bikini and giver her an ahegao face and cover her in white glue” under every post of a woman, cosplayer, or CHILD, and to NOT immediately go “kill all men” over this, then I salute you for your strength

My Meulin looks like a micro panther

Guys, what the hell is wrong with the Cookie Run community? I swear, from an outsider looking in, it’s just made up of 16 year olds with POCD who tear each other apart and call each other pedophiles over literally everything [sob]

Love is used to solve interpersonal issues Hate is used to solve systemic issues

I hate brushing my tongue I don’t mind the feeling, and I LOVE having fresher breath and love to have a clean tongue, but whenever I brush my tongue, this is what’s looking back at me in the mirror whenever I brush my tongue [sob]

I may be a SFW account, but I prefer it to be an adult only one

I love protogens, man Check out this cool photo I took on the 27th :3

Why was there a gaggle of trans girls named Noelle in my backyard last night (Shot on Color ‘92 and developed and scanned by myself!!!)

Guys, where’s the president of the United States? I need to transmit my mononucleosis to him and take one for the planet

I was wrong I don’t have strep throat I have Mono Mono is genuinely the worst thing ever, it has no cure, I can’t do anything but writhe in pain and wish for death to claim me instead of making me suffer an incurable disease that makes it painful to swallow water

Welcome to the public domain, Pluto!!! (Even though you weren’t named Pluto until 1931 and you gotta wait another year until your name, so you’re still Rover for now)

How it feels to have a conversation with multiple people and they start talking about a special interest you have, and people actually want to hear you yap about the things you like

MIAOW!!!!!!!

Guys, PLEASE don’t go to a con or a crowded social space if you’re sick I know it sucks, but you’re genuinely an asshole for going and passing on your sickness to others I went furry bowling on Saturday and someone gave me strep throat and it’s genuinely been miserable

Of course you’re afraid of failure, because failure as a kid always meant getting yelled at and losing privileges and privacy You were never allowed to fail with a safety net to catch your fall so you can try again, so now you try to only do things first try, even if it’s sloppy, all out of fear

Chat, which one looks the most alcoholic? Gonna give one to a friend who doesn’t drink tomorrow to make him think I gave him wine or champagne and then tell him that it’s actually just sparkling juice :3

hear me out,,,

And it looks AMAZING on an 80’s CRT!!!

GUYS LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!!!

Last year, Kroger wanted me to miss spending Christmas with my dying grandmother to work for them, saying how we’d be happy and sing carols They wanted me to work Christmas Eve again and they just wrote me up for calling off Can’t wait to give them my two weeks notice on Friday, merry Christmas!!!

Chat, I am literally the best at writing Christmas cards for wife

WHO WOULD DONATE THIS???? THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VINTAGE GLASS TABLE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I WANT IT SO BADLYYYYYY I hate not having the space for it <\3

Oh come on Akinator ads, I know I was being autistic about Uzi, you don’t need to rub it in like that [sob]

When I say “I like my women covered up” This is what I mean Women wearing fantastical suits of all types <3

I need everyone to look at my meower She is LITERALLY so :3

Art vs artist 2025

RAWR XD💚 (how i used to dress in 2010 when i didn't know what "scene" was)

An autistic weed girl who just constantly yaps at you about the autistic shit they’re into You might not even be interested or just lost at what she’s saying, just that you enjoy listening to her ramble about something she’s so passionate about is the cutest thing ever

This week, Trump has: * banned all transgender healthcare for anyone under the age of 18 * really wants to go to war with Venezuela for their oil * announced the start of the American Hunger Games * censored almost everything in the Epstein files Can somebody [TOS] this child rapist already?

Words cannot express how much I hate self inflicted TikTok censorship Like guys, I’m really sorry to say, but liking a fictional character is nowhere NEAR as harmful to victims of rape than to refer to it as 🍇, like you’re actually reducing it down to a fruit and treat it like a bad word omfg

How I look at Balora, hoping she doesn’t notice me and touch me

What if we drank tea from the uranium glass teacups together? 🥺🥺🥺

I’m going to commit a cardinal sin I’m going to play a FNAF game WITHOUT watching a Markiplier playthrough of it first WISH ME LUCK WITH HELP WANTED 2 TONIGHT!!!!!!!

NEW PFP!!!!! Done by the same artist, @vortexbatt.bsky.social, you did an AMAZING job with this and I am SO happy with her!!!!! This cat is literally just me and I love her :3

I’m going to have to just accept my fate A cat just decided to perch on my lap and I can’t get up </3 I never knew I was going to die at 21 </333

Can somebody make Ben Shapiro look like FNAF 1 Golden Freddy? This is very important to me and i promise this will be very funny

Bro, using Asmongold to promote your game is probably the most effective way to make me NOT want to buy your game

I don’t care if you “feel bad for others”. If you have the resources to help others but don’t, your pity is worthless to me.

Everyone’s all about “mental health matters!!” Until someone with bad mental health struggles to get out of bed and shower and take care of themselves

Can I eat the pepper growing inside my pepper?

I am personally of the opinion that all abusers and billionaires should be forced to become lost cosmonauts Is it cruel and unusual? Oh absolutely But I think that being forced to drift away from earth into the cold and lonely hell that is outer space is what an irredeemable monster deserves

Politeness and civility is a privilege and a luxury that only the comfortable can afford

Crazy and infuriating to think that an actual pedophile who ruined the lives and childhoods of an unknown amount of women, is now living a life in prison that is better than you and I On the president’s orders and president’s dime

I don’t know who needs to hear this but You don’t need to “have it worse” to be valid in the abuse/trauma you went through Just because somebody else “had it worse”, doesn’t take away from what you went through It’s fine, really, what you went through DID happen and it IS trauma and abuse

Autistic rizz is the best because you don’t tell them what you are, which you might fumble on, but to just be yourself and silly, show them what you are And people pick up good vibes from you and think you’re cute and wants to be around someone as cool as you are :3

I genuinely believe that TERFs are the exact same women to give themselves an anxiety disorder through overly consuming true crime They’re both stuck in an echochamber of anecdotal incidents and crimes, that they view everyone as a potential rapist or murderer TERFs are so sad, man

SPICY hot take incoming Someone being an age regressor is a HUGE green flag to me Unlike most people, they actually tackle their traumas and personal issues in a safe and healthy, albeit unorthodox manner, and the ones I’ve talked to are sincerely some of the chillest and accepting people ever

Separating crimes and atrocities from fiction and reality really does cut out a weight, and makes you care SO much about about how bad these things really are Late night thoughts as I stare into the void (a dark bedroom) I say as I imaging myself saying all of this as a 1930’s radio hostess :3

Yeah, I ship my plushies with each other So what?