"We don't know for sure.."

//Sigh. I wanna rp epic stuff

"Don't forget how dangerous the gods are."

"So if your name starts with Eury, you're probably hungry all the time. It's not our fault! The name is cursed. " //Art credit to artist. Not mine.

// someone should make an account as helios cow 😝

//i was following my wife this whole time 😨 @hisforgottensister.bsky.social After having stayed over at polites house, I walked home and opened the door. "Honey I'm home. It's me, Eurylochus. I'm back. Are you here?"

I sprinted to Polites house and slammed on his door. "Open up pancakes! I know you're there. It's me Eurylochus! We have so much to catch up on."

Can someone drop me off in Ithaca. Why the hell am I on Helios' Island?? I wanna talk to Polites. He's alive. :D

Zeus made me alive! What a great day! The Underworld smells like sulfur and fart.

you did get divine death, two gods anger and killed a celestial being, went against a god's orders the bag... yeah those key factors raised your damn price

I need... the bag. Give me... the bag. -sweats profusely.-

@penelopeismine.bsky.social //Hey, I just saw ur page. I was trying to get the whole crew. I'm trying to find an Elpenor. I got polites lolz saw ur account. Like an Antinous! Wanna rp? Trying to find epic fans 🥳 Rp au ur actually part of the crew. I wanna open the wind bag again 🤡/ rarely on tho

I've got a secret I can no longer keep!

I'm dead, and I just want to say something. I knew what perils we'd face, but I didn't deserve to die. I had a life. I had a family, and now I'm stuck in the Underworld listening to Polites sing 24/7. I don't hate Captain, but.. I am bitter. I hope he can understand this if my spirit can speak.

A woman! She had us in just two words! #epicthemusical