( Antinous would wear this shirt. Sometimes, he just says things that even surprise him.)

When I got to the camp area, I noticed some were snickering and throwing smirks at me. Confused, I walked up to a huddled group. They kept snatching at a piece of paper and laughing. When I finally got my hands on it, I saw it was of Eurymachus and I. Flushed, I yelled," I was drunk, you assholes!"

For 3 days, I had kept my chaos to a minimum for one major reason. I also didn't get completely pissed drunk because that always makes it worse. I only got drunk because I love wine and need it. I avoided the usual crowd and went hunting and fishing. It's good to get out of the city sometimes.

(They followed me, and I was notified. I'm just spreading the word. )

I knew that I was playing a dangerous game led by my impulses and desires. How far would it go, and would I be able to face the consequences?

Mmmmm, looking hot as ever," I say while leering at her.

"Where the hell is our pride and our rage!?" (Art credit to elianzis)

Punches Telemachus in the head and runs off.

New Years? It's time to get piss drunk and hit on every woman I see. Beat up some poor bastards and rob anyone who looks rich. That sounds like a good start to my new year.

(My character) Bow down to your future king. 😎

See, I'm his favorite because we say it like it is and take what we want. I'm doing well, King Zeus. Also, did you bag her yet? Now is your chance.

My haters are my motivators.

It feels so good being bad. Quite liberating, actually. There are no rules and no limitations.

That's all. My exquisite face. The face of a true king.

This will not be disappointing! You will have Odysseus, and it will be glorious. The royal family of Ithaca will fall. Then, no threats will be lingering. It's the wisest decision.

The king has spoken. All you peasants are done for.

@warmongering.bsky.social You love bloodshed? War? Destruction? Why not join Poseidon and I to take down Odysseus and his stupid family. Bloodshed and you as rightful victor. This is a war you will win. What do you say? Up against Athena too so you can prove yourself.

Telemachus had to get help from his little goddess. Couldn't even fight us like a real man. I guess little princesses always get specialty treatment.

Being a future alpha king is not for weak little punks like Odysseus' soft son. My hands have years of experience and roughness to them. They are so calloused that I can light a match on them. We can't say the same for Prince Tele welly.

Another busy day of harassing women, drinking until I passed out, and fighting anyone who pisses me off. 🥱 Why would we ever leave the palace? We get almost... everything we want.

I laughed so hard.. for a solid minute. It's me about to beat Odysseus with a damn chair! 🤣😆🤣 @ithacasking.bsky.social

Me and the bros hanging like ornaments. (The suitors) Well, even future alpha kings need their sleep. I'm off to make sweet, passionate love to my future queen 😘😘😈 I even bag your mom and wife in my dreams. 😈🥱

I wish that I was naturally someone more like Ody. Maybe I would be enough if I did all of the things he does. Penelope, I thought I was a priority! Believing comes so easily for you. So naturally, I wish I was like Ody. (He's in his jealous feels. Leave him alone. 😆)

I called it! @king-of-the-seas.bsky.social @techieg0d.bsky.social @ithacasking.bsky.social Zeus and I are teaming up. I'm on to better bigger things now. 😈

20 years, and he's still making threats. Food is running low, and the people want a king. His little weak son ain't doing squat. It's time for a real king to step up.