‘I Could Totally Do That,’ Says Correct Man Watching Luge Event https://theonion.com/i-could-totally-do-that-says-correct-man-watching-luge-event/

Finally it was Friday and you were pulling into your driveway after an annoying work week, but to be fair every work week was annoying. You entered and found your boyfriend sitting at the kitchen table. You greeted him with a kiss. He responded "Where's the stuff for dinner?"

“I didn’t realize how much I missed the simple joy of losing myself in words until these massive tranches of sex crime files were released,” said Indianapolis resident Greta Livingston

3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/

BUH!

So I may have been just a *little* bit soggy last night... <.<; #ABDL

Doesn’t my job know that making such a little guy go to work in this cold is child abuse. I should be allowed to stay home

Surprisingly I don’t feel like this was a waste of time

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D-do you… do you want your try agains… Do you want your try agains without the peel…?

Are you suffering from Hefty Huggies? Packed Pampers? Or a plain old Droopy Diaper? Consult your caretaker NOW! Ask whether a diaper change is right for YOU. 🚼👈

Incontinence toys + games

“recombobulates your diaper big and smell” - @mombabsta.bsky.social

It’s stuffie bath time!

...So like imagine being paci-trained by putting this gel on it and getting someone with sleep issues addicted to it. Your sleep being mainly connected to your binky #fickle_chatter

@profanity.accountant how am I doing

🤓💡 In the Fairly OddParents S4 episode "Baby Face", Timmy Turner masquerades as a baby to fool his enemy, Francis. "If he is in superior strength, evade him. [...] Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant". (Sun Tzu, 2024, p. 36) Sun Tzu. (2024). The Art of War. Arcturus Publishing Limited.

No cheating post your lock screen

Meesa beg to differ. Now exqueeze me while meesa makes a bombad boomdagassa in meesa diaper 😤

There it is…

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The fun is setting up situations where it's impossible for others to win. For example, put on Tooty Ta and tell someone that you want to see if they can understand the directions. Either they dance or you assume they were too little to understand the directions.

I have figured out how to adjust the neckline on Little Sleeper Keepers so that they aren’t as tight. This is a good day

The Venn Diagram between Kink and History is just a circle. No I will not be answering any questions at this time

It’s my balloon day!

Some recent diapers

The word of the day is "Confused" from @opadbutt.bsky.social Reply to the story thread to submit your own word of the day. I'll pick my favorites and I'll post one micro story every day of #Locktober.

“Hey there, soggy butt!” Daddy’s friend greets you at the door with a sly grin. You bristle at hearing such a humiliating nickname, but he doesn‘t seem to think there’s anything wrong with it.

Leaking on a caregiver's lap is actually considered a sign of great respect

Petition to change “Fwump” to “doodah”

Caretaker Tip: Don't be afraid to interrupt your Little's gaming session for a diaper check or change. It's a good reminder of what they're wearing and of their real age even if you let them pay big kid games. Bonus points for loudly announcing what you're doing so any friends on voice know, too.

This applies to so many of you. #abdl #abdlboy

Alright I have truly nothing bad to say about the new kiddo premium night diapers. They are truly the most perfect thing that has ever been put on my butt. The look the feel the squish everything. I put one on and my brain immediately melted. We are truly blessed to be able to have these

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Holy fucking shit, we got legally distinct mid-two-thousands Pampers Baby Dry, kids us.kiddo-diapers.com/products/kid...

I need someone to take away my big boy thoughts like right now please

This one hit me in the feels today

If you try to take that diaper off you’re getting a paddling with the decorative sufganiyot recipe cutting board

writing a story is like RPing a scene with someone but you have to do all the work instead of just 75% of the work

Sometimes you really have to lay it on thick, with no room for misinterpretation.

Who knew this take would actually be so controversial

Random thoughts on a Wednesday. Getting a shot of novocaine in my mouth so I can be forced to babble and drool

"Am I being detained?" "I'm just checking your diaper squirt." "I do not consent to this search..." "Well you're stinky, so you're going in the bath." "I want a lawyer! You don't have a warrant" The grown-up picks you up as you flail "YOU CANT DO THIS, I KNOW MY RIGHTS" #goodboyfics #abdl

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I don’t want to go to work today. Don’t they understand that I’m a toddler and should be exempt from going to work on the weekends

I really need to buy some more plain white diapers. I love designs but there just something about all white that makes me 🥴