Cos of reasons #NowPlaying youtu.be/qwoLACv_srQ?...

All I wanna do right now is be here

Word 💃

This makes me emoshe Is beautiful Max Richter youtu.be/6T0MFCX9SLI?...

Them playing Max Richter at the end though Perfect 👌 I am pumped for them both Brilliant gameplay

Do boy jumpsuits have a quick release toilet going option?

People from outside Ireland occasionally ask me, "Why is Bono, an international music titan from Ireland, not all that loved in Ireland?". The answer in its entirety is a complex one, but "He sent Dolly Parton a birthday cake and put his own name on it" goes a long way to summing it up.

I realise, by the way, that Twitter's growth was eventually what killed it, so it's not about expanding for its own sake. But there ARE lots of interesting, non-toxic people who would enrich this place but have just not really thought about it.

Just watched this - my first ever podcast. Wonderful.

also stating that pam ayres wrote the screenplay for turner & hooch, which resulted in her issuing a denial and very earnest ayresheads mocking me for such a silly mistake

reincarnation is obviously great but i do miss my snail pals sometimes

being taken out for lunch by my annoying pharmacist daughter who's always fussing round me, what if my famous hollywood actor son calls & i've got a mouthful of prawn cocktail? In Feb he said he'd call in July & it's the 26th now but she is jealous of our bond and thinks only of herself

I’m always delighted when @snowrespecter.bsky.social reminds me of his previous works cos I miss so much of the good stuff first time round

Andrew Weatherall Live @ Portree Community Centre Isle Of Skye Scotland (26.04.2014) moxser.com/mixes/andrew...

Carl Cox, Graeme Park, Jeremy Healy & Sasha British Classics Boxset #1 (xx.xx.1995) moxser.com/mixes/carl-c...

Lads n lasses Of the musical party nature Remember the sublime HOARD of decades worth of hedonism we have access to now All cos of this chap 🪩💃🕺

Oi oi @discopath.bsky.social How’s trix? This came up on one of me playlists today, it made me happy, so a starter for ten It’s an oldie but a goodie 💃🕺 #TechnoTuesday youtu.be/4jEsu51QHtY?...

According to my 10yr old niece, the junior school gossip is that Trump and Putin were lovers, Putin dumped Trump and so Trump is endeavouring to curry favour and win him back by being the nastiest man on the planet. Oh how playground chat has changed since my day 🥴

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZTZ... #Raveyardshift About last night. Another edit of a classic @acidgrandads.bsky.social

Oh hang on a ticket Ooh yeah yeah Ooh yeah yeah 💃 Head down to the floor Minor gurning Ooh yeah yeah

This was posted yesterday but came up as a top one and having seen this live and a fan of bicep for yonks…let’s gooooo 💃💃

I’m happily lubricated I’m in the mood for some serious dancin trax Best head over to the #raveyardshift 💃💃 Soak up then choons like ❤️

The gods are angry

Ahahahahaha Hahahaha Brilliant #TheFootball

"I used to work with a guy who was unemployed"

I’ve submitted to my hankering of heavily buttered crumpets It’s what Friday nights in are all about Being kind to yourself Being brave Being buttered up

Trump is not the first official given someone else’s Nobel Prize medal. In 1943, Norwegian novelist Knut Hamsun gave his Nobel medal to Joseph Goebbels, Hitler’s Minister of Propaganda. 🧵

Yes mate 💃

Some days you’re the Pigeon Some days you’re the Falcon Today was Peregrine day! #Birds

What?

Thrilled to learn that The Big Man in Rome is responsible for Wolves’ upturn in form I mean, I’m an Irish proddy by birth but this has changed everything www.bbc.com/news/article...

Second big fright of the day was opening the cupboard where I keep my potato seeds (for next season’s planting) and it had all gone day of the triffids

Standby guys 🫡 A self-righteous and self-appointed member of Bluesky Police will be vetting each and every one, before announcing a block and why they are ‘a danger’, to their followers in due course

Awoken by cats scrapping outside my bedroom window has given me a brief insight into how a heart attack might feel. Pure terror for a groggy few seconds there. Bacon sarnie and an episode of Fallout to calm me down. Morning!

I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.

"My eyes are up here."

@followhuw.bsky.social Happy Birthday Huw 🎂🎈🎈 I trust you’re having a fine old time, being waited on hand and foot, and staying outta trouble x

Good morning Stretch Easy does it Kettle on Gently lean into what Sunday will bring #SipNSpin youtu.be/Bz8iEJeh26E?...

Thanks, everyone. Clearly sex sells, because that's probably the most listeners I've had on a Saturday. Filthy devils! Here's me with my two main men and a tracklist. You're all amazing 💜

My GOD this is 🔥💦 💃

#TSH Crew, assemble! Time start the warm up stretches and disco lunges, kiddos 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️ T minus 24 before we hit the dancefloor with vigour

Warm Up Disco Lunges to begin at 1430 on Saturday 💃 The radio highlight of the month is in sight and a grand way to dance away the January blues with a guaranteed solid hour of joy 🪩

Grealish off!! Down to 9 9 mins added This is feckin mental COME ON THE WOLVES!!!

@hoodie1878.bsky.social 😬😬 bloody nora

Fuck YEAH!!!! G’wan Mané What a lad, what a goal My HEART!!

Come on Wanderers 💛🖤

Have been returned to Engurland One Plane One train Two buses #CompletedItMate

Very sad to be leaving but all good things must come to an end ☘️

Good morning Words so Sweet #SipNSpin youtu.be/smX6xCPDbrE?...