guys i'm feeling a little down today, does anyone wanna venmo me $300 and also buy me the Switch 2?

KILLER🔥🔥 workday ESSENTIALS to keep that #grindset 💯 and DOMINATE your lifestyle. KEEP YOUR BODY AND MIND RIGHT: 2 monster energy, 1 shot tequila, 1/2 a box of milk duds, 30 hits from the penjamin, 13 cigarettes, 2 hours instagram, a 45 minute shower, die in Silksong 3 times, AND PROFIT🤑💰💵💸🤑💸💰💵

me when i'm silk sonic

Me when I'm Hornet but I'm also blue hedgehog

Me when I'm speedrunning Silksong:

if i were rich, I'd spend an exorbitant amount of money to create a spiderverse style, full length animated feature film of Dimension 20's "Never Stop Blowing Up." I would cut nothing and it would be a 20 hour film. Investors, please contact me.

@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social & Jeff Arcuri KILLED it on @gamechangershow.bsky.social . Absolutely a top ten episode, worth its own spinoff show, so happy for this meeting of worlds

IM DOING A VIDEO PREMIERE FOR MY NEW VIDEO TODAY, 10:30AM, MST!! Come Join!! Ethan Winters: Father of the Year youtu.be/7TywwAcEUBo

@ifycomedy.com is incredible. random appreciation post. just the coolest guy

so y'all are really horny for Allen from Invinicble, huh? Y'all wanna fuck that alien, huh? *I shrug* Couldn't be me, hehe *I do a sonic pose*

stop changing the foRMATTING OF MY FUCKING APPS! THEY CHANGED MY NEWS APP!!

New ENA video out today, go watch it! The Fractured World of ENA: Dream BBQ youtu.be/xkjOtijZTT8

love those Godzilla pinterest memes like: "you called me a monster because I was in pain. because I was different..." like yeah, i understand what Godzilla represents and stands for, and it's very moving, but he's also undeniably a big lizard monster. he stepped on my sister

The transphobic argument of "when they dig up your bones after you die, you'll be recognized as male/female" is so funny. Like... I'll be dead?? So why would it matter to me at that point?? Also who is digging up my bones???

when you and your friends are all chanting something, how do you know when to stop chanting

me, hammered, my shirt ripped, two seconds away from blacking out: i'm a late stage alcoholic because of high functioning capitalism

me, selecting the "do not track data" option on the little golf game on my phone: fuck off, fed

God, imagine spending all your time protesting against trans people or abortion or whatever when you could be playing Elden Ring. what a waste of fucking time. Do they even know Balatro exists? Priorities, people...

Guys... guys... you have to understand... there's a difference between LOSE and LOOSE. I just saw someone write "lose lips sink ships", which sounds more like a command than an idiom. "Lose your lips, then go sink some ships, private!" *muffled, lip-less sound of "aye aye, captain"*

Unbelievable...

"I'm a writer" okay??? I am constantly at war with any piece of written media I have ever/will ever consume(d), both believing I could have written it if I were more focused, and incredibly disheartened by the FACT that I am absolutely incapable of creating artwork even a tenth as powerful.

Yellowjackets S3 E1 is very interesting. A lot of exposition and recap, but a great start/continuation of the mystery. Very excited to see how certain characters & plot lines develop. Possibly huge reveal near end of episode.

the Jackson 5 were so right for calling ABC & 123 easy. like literally .a toddler can do that.

"Deport ICE" Garfield mural seen in Miami

We are pleased to announce that #TheMagnusProtocol season 2 launches on 27th February 2025. #MagnusPod

pinterest, what's wrong with you?? get up pinterest! this is no time to die! come on pinterest! why are you broken?? what happened?? did i put my finger on the wrong side of the screen? did i scroll a little TOO enthusiastically?? i apologize my liege. a thousand apologies. i deserve this

I'M NOT GOING TO DOWNLOAD INSTaGRAM THREADS. JUST MAKE IT A PART OF THE APP IF ITS SO COOL. i hate it here

The two things getting me through my seasonal depression right now are TAZ Balance (for like the 4th or 5th time) & Jimmy Buffet. I love escapism!!

I just put out a new video! It's about Yellowjackets, The Forest, The Blair Witch Project, and more!

i wish i could devote all of my time to writing and making my questionable little videos. what do you mean i have to price mugs for 6 hours to pay a fraction of my rent. what is this.

Just saw Nosferatu last night- I enjoyed it, but will definitely need to watch again to give any interesting commentary. If you've seen it, what did you think?

Crazy appearing on a list with stuff like Everyman and MH, which I grew up being obsessed with. Thanks for sharing my work!

When someone tells me I should have done basketball, I want to strangle them to death with my bare hands. I AM BAD At sports. I should not be allowed on ANY sports team. I will attack the other players. My teammates

I still haven't seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies. I don't know why. I know I'd love them. I feel like I kind of hate watching things that I know I'll be into, because then it's one less thing to look forward to watching...

Does anyone out here really hate Ea Nasir, or are we all pretending. That copper guy is alright in my book...

Terrible Mouthwashing couples costume idea: Jimmy and Anya INCREDIBLE Mouthwashing couples costume idea: Daisuke and Swansea

Arcane (the show with the lesbians and the other stuff) is a good show

People who have nothing to say are so loud.

I wish I could put ice cubes in tea without the tea getting cooled or the ice cubes getting melted, but Alas! Physics.

I'm not gonna introduce my parents to this app because they're too supportive. They'll download it just to see me say "I'd throw it all away for Kim". And then I'd have to explain who Kim is to them. They would not get it.

Need to this app to let me save my drafts, because sometimes I have an *Imcredible Thought*, but I know I'm too drunk to post it.

You think you're a normal person, then *BOOM* Disco Elysium Old Man Yaoi Fixation

I feel like I quite literally could not have picked a better time to become invested in Disco Elysium- It's comfortable and thought provoking, but also very real and intimidating. Kind of obsessed...

Hey, I'm working on a sort of sequel to my Quiet Horror video where I'm talking about "Silent Jumpscares". What are some good ones I could look at and analyze?

Howdy Boneheads!