It’s hard not to feel sorry for anyone who’s going through mental turmoil but he doesn’t help himself by selling his story to the same vile rag that helped end his career.

Damn, for a minute there I thought I’d finally found it.

Homemade stew with crusty bread for Sunday dinner. No call-outs so far this week, no doubt the phone will ring in the next ten minutes.

Ruby has been poor this season and I’m surprised he started ahead of Dorrington, but booing him after the second goal is a fucking disgrace.

On call today so taking the ACEmobile to the match. @emrobb100 looks well chuffed at being chauffeured in style. First league win in donkeys beckons. COYR 🔴⚪️🔴⭐️⭐️

New multi purpose sports stadium unveiled in Fife.

I’ve seen some people pour scorn on the weather warnings but there’s a real danger to life in parts of the country. Please stay safe out there folks and check in on those most vulnerable.

That late winner was great to see but there’s every chance it means that Manchester city centre will resemble Beirut in a few hours time.

@brainsweeties.bsky.social Bus from Aberdeen to Glasgow cancelled tomorrow. Can’t make the gig. Happy to pass it on if anyone wants it, but it has my name on it , so not sure whether they’ll check IDs???

Old MacDonald had a storm, E-O-W-Y-N.

Our Xitter account is now dormant so if you follow us over here: THANKS! It's a bit scary as a tiny business to be effectively losing 90% of our followers but Elon's a big fash prick, so. There'll be new drawings next week but in the meantime, here's our shop full of wonky nonsense noscoredraws.com

It had to be the Jimmy C derby. He’ll enjoy that one.

Ha nae luck Jim 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

After a cracking few days off, the batteries are charged and I’m ready to go again. Wrap up warm you beautiful people.

Happy inauguration day everyone.

Columbo’s success rate in the LAPD is more impressive when you consider that people who were shot in the 1970s didn’t bleed.

Another sad loss. He maybe wasn’t everyone’s favourite Dons manager but he provided us with great memories and was a terrific character. It’s sad that he’s had his health issues over recent years so at least he’s at peace now.

First Sunday off since October. Getting out of bed just in time for Falkirk v Raith Rovers feels like doing it right.

Elgin City (a)

If you successfully predicted this XI, get your lottery ticket for tonight. Chuffed that Polvara and Jensen are starting, thought Devlin and Nilsen might’ve been rested. Ambrose and Morris starting will either be a masterstroke or a disasterstroke. Should be enough to get the job done. COYR 🔴⚪️🔴⭐️⭐️

First Scottish Cup away match in twenty years. First away trip with @emrobb100.bsky.social No mention of the D word please, this is the first match on the road to Hampden. Stand Free mofos, see you all in Elgin 🔴⚪️🔴⭐️⭐️

Is there actually anyone who gets offended by the language they hear watching football on TV??

Farewell to Aberdeen’s favourite son. An incredible player, a brilliant pundit and a true gentleman. He will be sorely missed.

A couple of massive cracks have appeared on my living room wall over the last fortnight. My landlord doesn’t seem overly concerned but surely it can’t be good. Right??

Drinking game: take a shot every time Ally McCoist says ‘I’ve got to say’.

Shit paper. Shit pundit. Move on.

Back on it 🍺

How it started. How it ended.

In Old Blackfriars in Aberdeen city centre and they’re showing Arsenal v Tottenham on the big screen with the volume on and Huns v Dons on the smaller screen with no volume 🤷🏻

Not your average pre-match build up but I turned my back on a trip to Govan to help @emrobb100 celebrate her birthday. The steak was definitely better than any of the shite on offer down there. What a night it would be to arrest the slump. COYR 🔴⚪️🔴⭐️⭐️

Anybody who thinks the world isn’t messed up should take a look at this eye-wateringly expensive bar bill for drinks purchased at the Fife Arms in Braemar on the night before Hogmanay. I wonder what they bought to usher in the New Year!

Any idea why Donnelly refused to celebrate his goal? Can’t see a connection to Celtic.

I’ve a spare ticket for Ibrox tomorrow. Can possibly meet lunchtime in Aberdeen or meet at the ground.

Hey folks. I need a good quality photograph of the mighty Northfield Tower in the daytime for a future project. Does anyone on here have one or more that are theirs that they would allow us to use? Future project product paid!

I’m glad there was a big thaw overnight. This was Howe Moss Drive yesterday. Does anyone know why Aberdeen City Council consistently refuse to treat this street? Surely the businesses on that street contribute to the council’s coffers.

Some positives to take from that one, despite two more points dropped. Doohan won us a point with two excellent saves. Tobers and Nilsen looked composed at the back. McGarry was decent. Polvara was excellent again when he came on. Unfortunately our cutting edge has vanished. Onto Elgin 🍺 ⚽️ 🔴⚪️🔴⭐️⭐️

Hearts at home, two new signings in the lineup, in front of the Sky cameras. What a chance to end this slump in style. COYR 🔴⚪️🔴⭐️⭐️

Happy Kiss A Ginger Day to all those who celebrate.

Sorry troops, no thaw yet. Stay safe 🥶

Cosy Saturday night in.

Willie Miller - 797 appearances for Aberdeen, 32 goals. Miller won all the major domestic honours with Aberdeen and the ECWC in 1983. Alex Ferguson described him as 'the best penalty box defender in the world.'

If Johnson made no attempt to play the ball and stopped Phillips from getting a header from six yards, why wasn’t it a red card for denying a clear goalscoring opportunity?

If Pape can pick up where he left off, we will be back in business for the run in.

I’ve a recent health scare but I’m delighted to say that I’m in the clear. I was checking my balls and I could feel a lump so I had a nervous wait until I could see a doctor. Thankfully he told me it was a piece of crumpet that had been stuck there since I had breakfast in bed on Christmas morning.