Why is it so fucking difficult to find decent roommates 😭

Egg time of the year Should get egged Egg-pregged Yum

Can't help but do a little risky teasing 😜💙 art by and feat. @sharkellion.bsky.social

Morning jogs should always end with a cool-down stretch! ......that's what's happening here😳 art by @ibarakidoujin.bsky.social 💙

From first-rate adventurer to cum-bloated newbie! Awesome work by @nulldystopia.bsky.social 💙

Exams really kicking my ass rn and I’m so sleep deprived as a result Staying up late to “make up” for free time lost wasn’t worth it 😭

From first-rate adventurer to cum-bloated newbie! Awesome work by @nulldystopia.bsky.social 💙

Just doing my part for @circuittherobot.com Smut-A-Thon, robot penor be upon thee Glory to Morthlandia, we WILL win this!! 【 #nsfw / #nsfwart / #robot / #gay 】

My other contribution to @circuittherobot.com 's Smut-A-Thon RAAAH! He can't see the haters when Thresh is around 【 #nsfw / #nsfwart / #robot / #gay 】

Someone told me that Friday the 13th was originally for having a day filled with sex…. I say we bring that back 😈 Who wants to try it out just as a test? In preparation for the next Friday the 13th ofc 😜

Holy shit! Thank you guys for 1K followers 💙 Happy to have so many like minded people enjoy my silly little robot on his bumpy adventures 😜☺️

Spooning is a cozy way to sleep after a long night 💙 But it can quickly change to even more rough fun 🥵 Especially with this horny dragon 🥴 feat. @nighdruth.bsky.social 🎨 by @sillyd1no.bsky.social

{5K Raffle Prize for @dragonick.bsky.social} Looks like this group of sharks found their perfect prey~ 🎨/📽️: @sharkellion.bsky.social Owner of Kyurie: @dragonick.bsky.social Voices/Editing: @riverwolfe.bsky.social SFX from @opennsfwsp.bsky.social

Note to self: Don’t hit the gym super hard after taking a break Delayed onset muscle soreness isn’t a joke 😅

Morning jogs should always end with a cool-down stretch! ......that's what's happening here😳 art by @ibarakidoujin.bsky.social 💙

You guys should check out this vid! You might recognize some familiar faces 👀

Here's a little something to start this account off 😏 Featuring @dragonick.bsky.social 🎨 by @tobbyc2.bsky.social

According to my roommates I’m a freak for eating my bacon-egg-and-cheese with a splash of ketchup 🤨 Buddy I promise you there’s other things that make me a freak 😒

Valentines gifts are best enjoyed fresh 😘💦 🎨 by @sleexpy.bsky.social

Might’ve fucked the original post 😓 Pretend you never saw the other one

"G'morning babes~ Hope you slept well after last night 😘" A nice comm I got from @yoink-0.bsky.social back in 2022💙

Gamers, I wanna spread some democracy 😛 Who of my moots is up for spreading it like I spread dem chee- …like butter on toast 😝 Anyways Helldivers Yeah

Literally don’t know squat about how American football works and usually just watch it to hang out with friends, but bad bunny was fire 🔥🔥🔥

That halftime show was such a vibe holy fuck

Don’t mind my ramblings, I’m slightly tipsy after playing an extraction shooter drinking game with friends 🥴

I’m glad people enjoy watching me basically do the equivalent of play with dolls/action figures and mashing them together to make em kiss 😂

I don’t have a fursona (nor am I likely to make one tbh) but I’m always so happy when furries (and other people) tell me that they like my robosonas design💙

Couldn't reach us at a con? Don't worry about it! The wait is over, online sales is officially open! if you wish to buy something then simply fill out this form forms.gle/tqEQn9RYkQZQ... This is a temporary until our website sales can go up!

It’s time for this annual pop up PSA:

Having family call me to check on me due to the upcoming winter storm warning is sweet…. But idk what to expect cause I’ve never experienced an American winter storm before? It can’t be much worse than what I’ve lived through in the mountains of Europe, right?

Are most femboys hung or are my friends just the exception?

Looks like those “whoops I thought your account was an account that scammed me and I sent a report to Twitter” scams is going around again. Just got sent that from a big artist that I follow. Whatever you do if you get one yourself DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINKS. Report and Block immediately.

I got hit with the sickness double whammy 🫩 Bad cough + stomach bug Some direct injections of life juice would help me back on my feet though 👀 (That means gimme your cummies bro 🥴)

*help OUT FUCK

Help put your bros, let them nut deep inside you 😌 That’s my new years resolution

"Mnff- Dude! Tighten tf up! We gotta- Ngh! -finish up before..." "Shit" 😐 art by and feat. @sharkellion.bsky.social

Happy new year everyone! Hope you all have a wonderful start into the new year 💙💙💙

Tbh if your tongue isn’t that long that’s fine too Just gotta bring the messy and the sloppy 😏

Gonna be looking for someone with a LONG and THICK tongue for a new years kiss tonight 😜 I wanna feel that tongue slithering down my throat and toward my stomach 🥵 Sloppy and messy AF 🥴

Tbh bulges are peak Jock bulge, pant bulge… 🍆 Throat bulge, stomach bulge 😜

Who needs popcorn when the snack is right next to you?~ 😈 art by and feat. @sharkellion.bsky.social

Loving all the submissions I’ve seen so far 💙 It’s always so cool seeing people’s sonas ☺️

Dicks 🍆 ! Balls 🥜 ! Lemme see em both! Or send in DM’s!📲 Show off that morning glory, the tent pole in your pants, that rocket in your pocket! 😜💙

So turns out you can’t send images in DM’s yet here lol Sorry about that haha 😅 Keep sending them in replies tho 👀

Dicks 🍆 ! Balls 🥜 ! Lemme see em both! Or send in DM’s!📲 Show off that morning glory, the tent pole in your pants, that rocket in your pocket! 😜💙

Due to the nature of Bsky I’m gonna try to be more unapologetically horny on main

Happy holidays everyone 💙

If you have a large dick and balls, I wish you all a very let me hold and worship them 🥴💙🥵

"Don't mind u- Ah!- us, he just feels better hugging s-someone while we eat... on his lap" 🥴💙 art by and feat. @sharkellion.bsky.social

No one will notice in this bathroom.... right?😳 art by and feat. @sharkellion.bsky.social