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I listened to the absolute HORNIEST thing today oh my god

Just went to a show by myself bc I realized it was happening last minute & I had to shore myself up with substances but it was AMAZING, it was my favorite band & I got to talk to the lead singer & tell her how much their music meant to me & it was so fucking wonderful. Art is all there is you guys!!

"It's five o'clock somewhere!" I announced jovially as I poured a little ancho chile liqueur in my drink, then added, "Wait, is it five o'clock here?" It is. It is five o'clock here actually. Happy Sunday

dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass

Drama in the chat this morning as three cops just came to the apartment directly across from me and executed a search warrant. I watched the resident get patted down and he's now standing hands folded in front of him fawning like a child. I should close the window but I'd really like to eavesdrop

Been listening to university courses lately and one just mentioned The Epic of Gilgamesh in relation to the archaeological digs at Ur and I was like damn I need to read that and then the lecturer talked about a major death in it and I was like "hey, spoilers!!!" but ya know. This one's on me I think

Thinking about Her* *the world record-setting golfball sized blueberry

First time I've sobbed at the end of a video essay

Ongoing thread of a list of Waterparks lyrics I would be using as AIM away messages if this were 2006 and Waterparks existed at that time:

Hangin’ in there feat. sunset selfie and dessert

Sorry what the fuck is this wack ass design with the word "lists" cutting off. I was a born a desktop (gender neutral) girlie and I hate using my phone for this shit and I don't think that means I should have to look at this gnarly fucking design get your shit together Bluesky

What am I going to do. Like in general

Here's a news story covering Sean's comments & the subsequent retaliation. Judge for yourself, but to me, this is our LA public transit showing how, bit by bit, institutions let fascism take hold. This is a matter of democracy, not just a job. Please share widely: lapublicpress.org/2025/08/la-m...

Sort of obsessed with this being a thing, like I knew about aphantasia but it didn't occur to me that the opposite would also be a named condition?! I've literally talked about writing fiction as describing a movie I'm watching in my mind www.theguardian.com/science/2024...

The Waterparks posting will continue presumably until I die at this point, I REALLY like this band. Made a playlist of my favorite songs to lure in a friend, if you're into straightforward good pop-punk that evolves into like, weird hyperpop-punk??? give em a listen open.spotify.com/playlist/4Cv...

Wore this top which is definitely supposed to go under a dirndl dress Austrian-style and got a whole "I hope you don’t mind me saying so, ma’am, but you look stunning today" from an older gentleman in overalls so YEAH, I’d say it’s a hit with the right crowd

Listening to this series of university lectures on Ancient Greece & Rome and the prof just mentioned that the first actors "wore huge artificial phalluses" onstage, then continues, "The plots usually take as their starting point a contemporary situation like the Peloponnesian War…" girl wait go back

😊 #newtwink

Thinking fondly back to my Santorini hookup and how we got around to the topic of sexy murder and he was like, "Go ahead, kill me." Man that was so great. Loved that energy

So unsettling when the sunglasses emoji falls out of my frequently used tab…have I not been advertising my own coolness enough lately 🥺❓ 😎‼️‼️‼️

When Wade says "I am soaking wet right now" in Deadpool & Wolverine I think that's his way of telling us he's an omega

Trying to work while listening to the new Ethel Cain record but instead all I can do is experience the full spectrum of human emotion while periodically whining "I love her sooooo much oh my god" at my empty living room 😭😭😭

I like to periodically get obsessed with some Cute Internet Boy and this month's latest has beautiful mismatched eyes and candy-colored hair and makes music the mainstream doesn't understand. His full name is Awsten Constantine Knight. I fear I have fallen victim to a real life Mary Sue

Felt something weird on my thigh and then I shrieked and it fluttered off. It was a sequin

Forever obsessed with how the Greek word for France is still Γαλλία/Gallía. They really said "whatever, Gaul 🙄"

Sometimes I think about the girl who said to me, "I'm lactose," as shorthand meaning lactose-intolerant, which is not how such abbreviations work. I'm lactose. I am what my own body cannot bear. I'm gluten. I'm anxiety. I'm boredom. I'm weirdly circular thought patterns. I'm having a full-time job

Woke up early feeling a little tired still this morning and thought about going back to sleep but then I said “no I wanna be awake, I’m happy” so I got up 😊

I love Nicola's writing and I also love her writing about writing, I'm leaping on the opportunity to get some of her secrets and so should you!! 📝

Went through the arduous process of selecting a new host for my newsletter/blog yesterday so I'm abandoning Substack actually and not just spiritually (RIP to my one paid subscriber as no alternatives offer that option unless you pay them upfront 😭). This is your official I'm blogging again warning

Friendship with ✨jet lag fugue state✨ ended, I'm back on Adderall and I WILL crush this to-do list today 💪🏻

Sleeping in my own bed 😄😄😄😄😄

Going HOOOOOOME today!!!! ✈️ I’ve been away since May 5th and tbh I’m so ready to get back to my apartment and couch and roommate and cat and friends and kitchen and bed all to myself and quiet neighborhood and closet full of clothes and city and every glorious thing that makes up my real life

Left my mark on Barcelona 😎🥰

Oh god, I’m on a date with the girl I met in Florence two years ago and haven’t seen since and it’s as fucking good as I remembered. Oh fuck man 😭

Got into the Museu d’Historia de Catalunya for free because the air conditioning wasn’t working…love these little European experiences 🥲

Politeness to animals tour continues in Barcelona: Just sternly said “Sir!” to a pigeon blocking my path. It flew abruptly up and startled a table of tourists at a cafe

Pounded two margaritas before touring the Sagrada Familia let’s get architectural in this BITCH!!!!!

We’ve been watching Lucifer and my traveling companion just spoke of “getting distracted by beautiful objects…like Tom Ellis” when you’re right you’re right

In my second car of this trip to be bumping American country music on a Thai radio station, yo DJ turn that shit uppp [we all get hype to Sutter’s Mill by Dan Fogelberg]

Animals judging me at the petting zoo at the Terminal 21 mall in Pattaya, Thailand:

Just saw a sign in Thailand that said “Stop drugs. Start power.” What

I really don’t know what it was about the place that really dug its claws into me but MAN I miss Syros so bad. I think about it every day

Hotel rooms with the bathroom light on the outside so you unavoidably flood the rest of the room with light when opening the door in the night. “This is a good idea” said the king architect of all hotel design, and the people followed his decree forever instead of executing him on the spot

Why do men snore, and how do we kill them

TWO LIZARDS UNDER THE COUCH HAVING A CONVERSATION

At the Balinese arts festival and just had two local women pass by taking selfie videos with me in them and then being like “thank you! thank you!” Being an exotic white person is certainly a new experience

Bali is BEAUTIFUL. I would totally happily come back someday. We were in a hotel in Ubud that was a little rustic and this one in Denpasar is much fancier. That said, I have seen 3-5 lizards in the hotel room in the last handful of hours and I personally feel that is too many lizards

I’m in Bali and I just said “pardon me” to a monkey