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I remember in 2006 when Larry Summers was talking about how women aren’t that good at math. I can’t believe it took 20 years and Epstein to get that fucker out of education.
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You know what, I’m gonna start kicking people in the shins, then I’ll proclaim that I’ve taken responsibility for my actions and we can all move on
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Damn, I’d kill for a Chicago style hot dog right now. And a ginger ale.
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Lol at a resident that just told me “I learned critical thinking in my four years of med school” after I explained she shouldn’t use chatGPT to search for literature and that she is legally culpable for any mistakes she makes because of her use of the tool
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I thought I was indulging a craving for Cheerios but instead I was starting an intense fight with my cat for Cheerios
2 days ago
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My dog was refusing food for a few days but now she’s eating boiled chicken like a champ!
3 days ago
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Talking to a colleague at another institution, and I asked what union her staff was in. She had no idea. Wtf? Is that normal? That seems outrageous
6 days ago
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I want someone to pop my leg out like it’s a Barbie leg, clean the socket, and put the leg back in
7 days ago
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The amounts that institutions police language on behalf of “federal priorities” is not shocking but very depressing.
7 days ago
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What the fuck kind of necklace is this? This woman is a jewelry expert on Antiques Roadshow
8 days ago
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“Well, I worked as a traveling wall stencil-er in 80s and 90s across the Wisconsin area”
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An Evan
10 months ago
Breaking: RFK Jr. has died from a butt infection
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I’m really perturbed by seeing grown men wearing jeans in a sauna.
9 days ago
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I’ve been running routinely for three weeks and the only change so far is that I get very sleepy by 9.
11 days ago
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I have not talked about Canada’s curling cheating in the Canadian family chat. I feel like I deserve an award for not stirring shit up even though it would be really fun.
11 days ago
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Woman eating hard boiled eggs on the subway
16 days ago
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Character from a lost section of The Canterbury Tales: the wife of burps
20 days ago
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I never really heard the word “tranche” before a month ago
20 days ago
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When we first adopted Ruby, she didn’t really like being pet. Now about 4 years later, she whines whenever I stop
22 days ago
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My boss used AI to write a speech about someone who has worked this job for 30 years. I think he should watch that Adam Sandler movie Click and really think about it.
24 days ago
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“Beavers are like if Yabba had a job”
about 1 month ago
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The Stop’n’Shop near my apartment is an actual portal to hell
about 1 month ago
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When I take over the world, I am going to make sure all academics who made anything for Masterclass are fired immediately.
about 2 months ago
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I exercised for the first time since getting sick three weeks ago and 30 minutes of yoga made me feel like an accordion fully extended and then flattened out (pleasantly)
about 2 months ago
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2025 was the worst year of my life so far. I hope it keeps that title for many years to come.
about 2 months ago
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My job now includes teaching basic critical thinking (e.g., what is the thesis of this article) to people with Masters degrees.
2 months ago
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I once saw Gwendolyn Christie in person and damn
3 months ago
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I’m very perfected my leftover strategy - put it all on puff pastry with an egg on top
3 months ago
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We’ve made it to the vet and the gabapentin has accomplished very little
3 months ago
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I just had to dose this cat with medication. Thank god for neosporin
3 months ago
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The bathroom door at work is making a totally different sound now and I can’t figure out why
3 months ago
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Going into manhattan is great. I just got the meanest side eye from one twink and four blonde women simultaneously
3 months ago
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I just had to do a panel with someone that I immediately disliked and I think they disliked me
3 months ago
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Overheard while taking the bus: “Hey you, yeah you. You look like I know you. What’s your mom’s name?”
3 months ago
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Are you even married if you spouse isn’t keeping up by reading madrigal lyrics?
3 months ago
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I desperately want one of those shitty cupcakes you get in an unwieldy plastic container at a grocery store. Preferably bright pink frosting
3 months ago
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Hmm no thank you
3 months ago
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Called in sick, got acupuncture, and am now watching TikTok’s from a bunch of Cuomo voters while in the bath 🤌
4 months ago
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I know this isn’t a novel observation but it is really nuts that Schumer hasn’t endorsed Mamdani. “Blue no matter who” lol
4 months ago
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I just watched a TikTok that said dishes were a “kitchen trend making a comeback.”
4 months ago
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It’s hard to get back to feeling good moving your body after health nonsense. I will take any fun exercise (or honestly just any kind of movement) suggestions
4 months ago
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Few movies give you the thrill of a well executed but believable robbery like The Friends of Eddie Coyle
4 months ago
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My biggest achievement is coming up with the movie category “Men Who Don’t Know When To Leave.”
4 months ago
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Watching another Hammer-style horror movie tonight, and here’s a good rule of thumb - if you are a cis dude, and some lady says, “I don’t know, I think we should leave. There’s a bad vibe,” just leave.
4 months ago
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I am definitely superstitious but I’ll say this — I’m never getting got by a witchcraft cult in an English manor while in an antiques buying trip
4 months ago
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With all my health issues, people like to note how lucky I am to have good health insurance. While that is totally true, it really isn’t the best way to comfort someone
4 months ago
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Paprika lentils and squash over egg noodles with dill and chive yogurt sauce. I love cold weather meals.
4 months ago
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How can a 12 lbs cat take a shit so smelly that my entire apartment becomes uninhabitable? Like damn what is that little guy eating cause this smell can’t possibly just be from digested cat food
4 months ago
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My dumbass republican cousin has a $90 fucking teacup on her wedding registry. A teacup!
4 months ago
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Influencers making tiropita with only feta and no farmer’s cheese is going to be the reason I take a dive off the manhattan bridge
4 months ago
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