My #SpotifyWrapped most played song of the year... I'll let you decide if I have kids or if I'm a psychopath.

I think that was a bit better than some recent performances (low bar). The fight was there in the second half, and we threatened at times without really creating too much. I think away at Newcastle that'd be fine, if our home performances and those against lesser sides were better. #COYS

Get in! No less than we deserve. Now angry that this should be 3 points. #COYS

If that was Liverpool, you can guarantee they'd be asking PGMOL for clarification, and to be honest I think that we should. It's such a highly dubious decision. I thought the bar was meant to be high for a VAR overturn, that bar must have been in the basement. #COYS

What on earth is going on?! How have they given a pen for that? That's an absolute joke of a decision. Only Spurs. Only Spurs would ever have that given against us. #COYS

Kudus getting his first assist in what feels like forever. Romero showing our strikers how to do it! #COYS

Guimaraes is far too good for Newcastle. I'm amazed he's still there and no one paid his release clause (not sure if he still has one).

We've been better this half, but Porro just got absolutely roasted by Gordon there. #COYS

Kudus is such an unorthodox player. Sometimes he looks like he loves nothing more than beating his man and he's so direct, other times it's like he can't be bothered so he slows everything down. So unpredictable and not always in a good way. #COYS

I think that perhaps the Fulham v City game was the one to watch tonight.

So err yeah, this isn't great again. I don't understand how we can be this bad. The passing is just so poor from every single player. At the same time, I don't understand how that's not gone in from Bergvall! #COYS

Was in McDonald's in Liverpool yesterday for lunch with the family and an argument broke out on another table - one family took someone else's table whilst they were at the toilet. Long story short, it ended with the father of the table-taking family shouting, "it's our country not yours".

McLaren trying to rival Ferrari in the dumb strategy stakes. #QatarGP #F1

Odobert is emblematic of the issues at Spurs. He's a Burnley level player, but rather than sign a superstar, we hoped to pick up a young bargain. That's unfair on him really, as it's the type of punt that's often worth taking - but serious clubs do it as well as signing the superstars. #COYS

14 shots 2 on target is a pretty damning statistic. 3 home wins in the entire calendar year is another. Relegation form at home. #COYS

We must be winning the xG by now, surely. #COYXG

Cracking goal. Kudus has been pretty awful for the past couple of months, so that was much needed on all counts. #COYS

Our lack of a quality left winger has been evident since the very start of the season. Total negligence not to replace Heung-min Son. #COYS

I suspect Frank won't be given as long as other recent managers. We no longer have Levy at the helm to take the brunt of the negativity from the fans, so everything is on the manager. Doesn't help that a section of the fanbase wanted Ange to stay and have been gunning for him since day one too.

The space that Fulham players have every time they counter is reminiscent of us under Ange last season. Something is fundamentally wrong here.

Can see why Van de Ven was annoyed at that. Brushed his shoulder, and the guy went down like he'd been smashed in the face. #COYS

First goal unlucky, second goal is just Vicario being totally brainless.

Used my free hit this week in #FPL. Had Foden in my team until a last minute change of heart where I transferred him out for Gibbs-White...

‘The clip, which appeared on live television, shows the President of the United States snapping at a female reporter “Quiet, Piggy!”’ From the new Private Eye, out now.

Did Arne Slot just quote from We're Going on a Bear Hunt? "We can't go over it. We can't go under it. No, we have to go through it."

Slot is surely gone now. The match-going Liverpool fans I know are all saying he's lost the dressing room and players are no longer playing for him. They're expecting Glasner or Iraola to be in soon.

That's a straight red.

It's like the people making these laws have not only never played the game, but don't understand physics. Might as well outlaw slide tackles and any sort of sliding action, if you need to keep your hands glued to your sides. In fact, maybe we could just send them out in straight jackets. #COYS

Man, our luck is down at the minute. #COYS

Great finish! This is what we've missed from a striker for so long! #COYS

Still, at least we've got the nice things Enrique will say about us to look forward to. #COYS

That looked like a foul?

Vitinha, can you just not. I mean, score a tap in after a well worked move by all means, but not this undeserved worldie nonsense.

So... pretty well then 😂. Being crap in the league but really good in Europe is just who we are, mate. #COYS

Been out so not seen any of the game apart from the goals (typical of our luck to concede a worldie right before half time). How has it been? #COYS

This is pretty wild, and I think is sometimes lost when everyone is busy crapping on Thomas Frank. Were we top of this table last year too? What DO we do to our players?! My theory now based on very little is that it's something to do with the surface at our training ground. #COYS

Just seen the Gueye/Keane incident. As funny as it is, it's not a red card is it? Minimal contact, more symbolic than an attempt to hurt his teammate. Feels like another modern football nonsense to me, Clive. #MUNEVE

Our defending has been uncharacteristically woeful today. It's like Eze is wearing that invisibility cloak from Harry Potter. No one has picked him up all day.

Richarlison doing (definitely not) Richarlison things. #COYS

We’ve given Eze more time in this game then we did in the Summer.

For all those that want Frank out, who would you realistically target? If anyone says Ange, I'm blocking you 🤣

It was always going to be him. Realistically, we all knew it.

Has to be offside does it not?

I think it might be time to switch off.

Might as well attack now then.

Arsenal players every time a Spurs player goes near them. #COYS

Now is not the time for the Sky Sports app to be having a moment. #COYS #NLD

Grand opening, grand closing. X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.

Well, at least I made it to double figures. That's all I've got. #FPL

Had a choice between putting in Van Dijk or Chalobah to replace Gabriel. Naturally, I chose Van Dijk... 🙈 After a really strong start, my #FPL season is falling apart very quickly.