I recently made 2 shorts about the toxicity I went through in my marriage...and then immediately took 2 of the biggest 💩 of my life. Releasing the bad shit makes your body release all that toxicity, too. 😅😅😅

Petition to arrest anyone that uses speakerphone in public

I am so happy to live in New York City

I think I have a cookie hangover. Those Keebler elves got me good.

The subways are eternally horrific after midnight. 😫

A child just sat next to me on the subway and showed me his new toy: a rat driving a slice of pizza like a car. I love you, New York City.

Any pals going to the Yankee game today?

I have not been checked into life lately, so I JUST realized that Opening Day is on Netflix?! I hate it.

OH: Stef told me that she has seen a lot of hairy asses. @stefmara.bsky.social #BlairDay

IT'S BLAIR DAY

Going home from work stories: Uber was super expensive so I decided to take the subway. A man walks onto my platform with a DSLR camera with a long lens and starts taking photos of me. I turn around and he yells at me that he should've been a Chippendales dancer. I'm now in an Uber. #nyc

Venezuela!

In hard times, it's good to have pals. ❤️‍🩹

Hooray, Yankees!

"The Zohran Situation" sounds like the title of a STAR TREK episode.

This heatwave has made me very thankful that I ended up living in a brand new building. #gentrification #bronx

LMAOOOO I love Jazz

A HIT WITH RISP?! well I do declare, Yankees

I am watching Yankees baseball and am Online. It's 2009 again. 🐦

Saw my first person masturbating on the subway. Am I a New Yorker now?

Would any Yankee pals wanna join me tomorrow at Yankee Stadium for Jazz Chisholm day? Or have an extra ticket? Baseball games are always more fun with friends!

Joe Girardi is: Pro Brawl

Healing is such hard work. ❤️‍🩹

It's Yankees Opening Day and I am here! AND Andy Pettitte is throwing the first pitch! Bucket list dream unlocked.

The eyebrow trend has swung SO violently in the past year. Everyone was embracing big, thick eyebrows and suddenly now everyone is deleting their eyebrows? Am I old?

Pooping in a toilet after a weekend in the field feels so luxurious.

Hi I larped as Press at a BBwargame this weekend: youtu.be/0Dkwc0-Bve4?...

At the gym; forgot my headphones. 😭 I wish this was the worst thing going on in the world rn

If Trump dies, will Elon still be President?

Having a dog makes everything better fr

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

the news makes me so sad every day.

bruh