Bored of this story now www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Me in 2001 : Can survive on no sleep, eat whatever the local shop sells, endless drinking, long walks to meet friends, stay out until whenever, a free spirit Me in 2026 : I've not had 8 hours sleep one day this week which has made me irritable and I changed breakfast cereals causing an IBS upset.

What an embarrassment this cheeto is

So..... how's YOUR week going so far?

Hahahahah

Is ice skating too easy now for the professionals? They need to make it more difficult somehow. Maybe release some dogs or have loud bangs.

Hahahahaha

Oh hello

Fergie has her escape route planned

David Attenborough's programmes are getting smaller and smaller in scope. His next one is based in British gardens. He'll do one about spiders in the bath next.

Binned off Facebook Messenger The purge is on.

Virgin Media going up 10% How can they justify inflation busting rises every year?

Watched a proper yellow sticker rush yesterday all so they could get 20p off grapes or cooked BBQ chicken breasts.

This is my Instagram algorithm, with it set to show LESS sensitive content, and it still gets filled with inappropriate stuff.

China really is the leader of future energy production www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...

I welcome this. Make these companies fully responsible for what you can do on their platforms www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

BBC going full Tory again by talking about a devastating policy leak and then going into full details www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If you used to open your mouse up, remove the ball and clean all the lint out, how's your back? Thought about pensions yet?

It's day 3874. The world is still uninhabitable to most species. The bomb took care of that. The curling is still on.

Place near me advertising happy hour drinks at £4.50

£16 in Starbucks for two small drinks and two brownies #sackstarmer

Don Gilet is 60??

Jim is 64 and still has great cardio

Who wants the ultimate LH fans trigger car? www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/...

Images you can hear

Big day for pancake ingredients and syrup shareholders

We've come full circle www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Decided I'm going to have a working flush on my gravestone

This is what happens when you privatise critical infrastructure. Poor service to protect shareholders interests www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Going to start treating office calls at work more like podcasts and suddenly interrupt the caller with an advert for NordVPN.

Any time I see someone from Derry Girls or Father Ted on How to Get to Heaven From Belfast

Being triggered by footballers retiring at the "grand age of 36" and bobsleigh athletes at 40 being described as "who knew you could still be involved in sport at that age"

Only 12 years until YK38 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_20...

Cracking thread about what things would you add to a Silent Hill game set in the UK. www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/c...

The snow is a LIE

8 years since Elise Christie was massively hyped beyond control and then crashed out. #winterolympics

Awww what a shame www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I love it when F1 dickheads get angry

I fear this year will be a turning point for Formula 1 F1 is about speed and these regs mean you can no longer go flat out. It's much more about management and diversity of technology. The proper drivers will go elsewhere, while the pay drivers will stay.

Ah yes, concentration camps. Anyone care to call this out?

Man city V Salford won't be on TV in the UK but will be shown live in every other country in the world. Mad.

Australia have won a snowboarding medal?? That's climate change in action

Has anyone made an AI version of themselves yet to help people after their death? Could be some money in that..

Borderline bullying comments and behaviour on BBC Radio 2 this morning ✌️

No parappa the rapper or pandemonium remaster #stateofplay

How?? This is going to be significant They're gonna have to shut channels, radio stations, not renew rights, more repeats, less innovation www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Alonso and Aston being four seconds off the pace better be for a reason