we should make another pokemon cuddle pile that would be kind of oppa epic style

EVERYBODY GO PLAY MINDWAVE ITS SO FUCKING COOOL

this is how i treat oomf (u) at all times

blehh!! sticks my tongue out at you

tgis creature his name i think is stinky

my wife hates it when i spit seeds at her but how else will i show my large amounts of love

sphreical object

ALL THE LITTLE BUNNIES LOOK THE SAME THEY ALL HAVE EARS AND THEY STARE AT ME

Bored ape come to the man’s house: “I need a place to sleep.” Man: NO! You are a NFT! Bored ape: sigh. The next day: Man goes to job interview. IT IS THE BORED APE. Man: *Shocked!* Bored ape: “Your fired!” KINDNESS MOVES MOUNTAINS.

grinding on her while she tells me her thoughts on legends za

make sure to EVOLVE!! THAT!! PUSSAYYYY!!!!

i think id be a great sandwich ingredient bc im both a meat and a leaf

adding little seams that look like a bite mark just as a reminder ;3c

seasonal fruits? should i buy the battlepass?

tiny hamster in my brain dancing when party rock anthem comes on the radio

hanging out with oomf at build a bear (i bit oomf too hard and need to repair them)

real and true

holy fuck its a giant carabiner clip for a giant lesbian

so beautiful

hey guys who wants to listen to my awesome puppy music

made some typhlosion apples for the first time honestly i don't think they look that bad but i could use some more practice

MY ALTRIVE MUG ARRIVED YEAHHHHHH

damn these targetted ads really do work lmao

They’ve really gone too far with these new Pokémon types

the b in bsky stands for beast!!!

pokemon are so cool and full of love i need to hug all of you

this is the kind of error message that you see immediately before you start turning into a pokemon

"im a pokemon of many shapes and sizes" and the shape is always 🍐 and size is always Bigger Than You

u should rank ur characters by how many hotdogs they can get through in a 10 minute hotdog eating contest

god those hot dogs were so goood

RAAAAAH I LOVE PVZ

the agonizing wait for pvz replanted to drop

DISPATCH IS SO FUCKING AWESOME

why do my hot dog buns have more instructions on them then the hotdogs

if you ever heard those videos of people voicing over faith girlcel from twitter thats me thats how i sound

whatever voice you imagine for my posts make sure its super bitcrushed and awrsome!!

which part of the cycle are you im the middle one

does anyone know any good cooking games? theyve always scratched a specific itch but i dont really have a good one right now

umppy

new series im doing!!! its called would this character like the little puppy: episode 1: walter white the puppy does the little puppy dance and walt says 'shut up i have lung cancer' walter DOES ❌ NOT ❌ LIKE ❌ THE ❌ PUPPYYY ❌❌❌❌❌❌

guys idk why this took me a month to figure out but im definitely allergic to my moisterizer lmao

ploooooooop

A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste

people setting off fireworks right outside my fucking building are lucky im so cozy in my room that i would never get up

sometimes i laugh like a witch to let my roommates know im back on my shit

methinks maybe its bugtober

Harrod is playing a telltale game and always picks the worst options