CLOCKWOOOOORK HEEELP

i have 2 credit score

I'M CLICKING IT!!!!!! ALL THE LINKS SEPARATELY WITH ALL MY PERSONAL INFORMATION OPEN IN A DIFFERENT TAB!!!

...good call! i was thinking that exact same thing! [nodding in agreement over clockwork's shoulder, just. going along with it.] your powers far outweigh my own, so it'd have to be something crafty! a tripwire? perhaps something with your tea! [you're not really supposed to discuss evil plans..]

well we're going together then!! to both get squeaky clean! i will remember this. i will have my revenge. but for now i totally wouldn't mind a shower with my bestieeee!!!

i can't UUUUSE that stuff! nobody will let me in the hq!!! so i guess i'm just tomatoes forever... [wiping tomato seeds on clockwork like boogers.]

yeah. not like you minded my never-washed cape! [taking his smushed tomato on his nose and placing it on clockwork's face.] the medicine is shared!

no.

[looking over at clockwork. the culprit... launching at clockwork, bowling them over like tumbling laundry, trying to get his tomato gunk ALL over clockwork!!] HI CLOCKWORK!!!

[that twitching leg turns into proper kicking, like a dog trying to scratch fleas! they bolt up and freak out, very quickly staining themselves entirely red with tomatoes... like a domino trail. baffled staring?]

[they still remain asleep. somehow. splattered tomato slowly cascading down their drooling face and resting on the bridge of their muzzle... kicking his hind legs a little.]

snrrrkk... tomato... mm... i hate tomatoes.....

uh, yeah! because it's fun and it's... totally necessary! [placing a big wet kiss on their screen. it even leaves a mark. so gross.]

umm... nothing, really? aside from the fact i'm kind of a criminal [awkward laughter] but other than that, i try to do my own maintenance!

[he's none the wiser... sprawled out. oblivious. they only know peace.]

zzz

[burrowing right against them, wrapping his big ass cape around them... cacooning them both, really?] there! now we're both warm!

nope! david says he'll get to it but he's always busy so i don't ask. [pulling her into their arms! snuggling her like a stuffed animal.]

[TACKLE HUG!!]

hmmm... no! we can go warmer! get in here!

i'll be okay! my air conditioning works sometimes! [tail wagging...]

well if you say we're going somewhere, it MUST be out to dinner! if it makes you more comfortable i can wear the dress!!

come join me! it's warm in here! [opening his arms like a vampire]

yes yes yes of course!! let me put on my finest suit!

i'm just so warm! [he's wrapped up in his tattered cape. he brought this upon himself.]

okay but im COZY all 'nuggled in my b'anky.

slightly but that's no fault of mine! anyways what were you thinking then!

um. i think im okay! just my cape is really heavy!

🤩 WANNA DRINK ANTIFREEZE WITH ME

im soooo hot...

im a little peepot short and stout! here is my handle and here is my spout

can i get a cup of pee mr clockwork [bad british impression as he pretends to hold a teacup with his pinkie out]

i'm writing! or, well, i was trying to... the noises don't do good to a writer's mind. [referring to the sounds of celebration... he leans up against 75 shortly after, putting his stuff down.] you seem really giggly!

eep-!! [startling! looking at 75 with alarm as the muffs fell right off! but then he perks up.] 75-! it's so nice to see you!

[he has ear muffs on. writing on pieces of notebook paper.]

hmm... but like. a lot of people? [squint. thinking emoji]

have you ever actually ordered anyone around before?

normally i support you in every way, but i don't think so

i bring this up because matt has such a miserable attitude i can't imagine any sensible woman would wed this guy!

i think it surprises no one to know that matt hasn't ever actually married! pwehehehe!!

what's the fun in that?? no fun!!!

I really do i need to suck down tacos like a vacuum

clockwork Please. i need this.

aww... that's so lame !! i love glizzy overdrive!! maybe i should invent taco overdrive

yknow like ghrkghrkrghrkrghkr [doing the motions] WHH-PTOO [back at it]

Can Clockwork enter GLIZZY OVERDRIVE?

little stuff goes a long way when it comes to making you all warm inside... when i was just gaining my sentience, i would sit outside in the grass and watch everybody. and amongst those people, couples would be about. i'd sit and i'd watch them go by, cataloging every ++

okay, how about we graduate? take it up another level! there's more than just hugging, there's kissing too- but that's, like, master level. this is... level 2! [reaching for 75's hands as they backed off, putting their palms together. then, intertwining fingers.]

[tail immediately starting to wag at the contact, face turning a soft blue hue as scripter carefully buried his nose into 75's shoulder. wrapping his arms around them.] yeah... this is exactly how you do it. see, it's not so bad...