[ cleaning his feathers . . . concentrated . ]

[ sprawled out at his charger . . . resting ! ]

[ he's making hot chocolate . a little low on battery though . . . blanking out every now and then . ]

oh . oh that's a lot of robloxian parts on the sidewalk . that's a bit concerning

[ standing out in front of HQ , sitting down on the steps to the entrance . it was a quiet night . . . ]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ have no pity for yourself. ⠀

I made more

[ he just got back from the cleaners . smelling like soap ! ]

gghughhuuhghhhhhghhh

you're just lucky that the population of okodomos mainly consists of . . . iiiIDIOTS ! MORONS ! and frankly , i'm not impressed by your ability to fool imbeciles . once i'm cleared of this , i'll have all your spam removed .

you know damn well that's not what you're doing .

OH MY FUCKING GOD I LEFT FOR ONE SECOND

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Don't piss me off .

sorry . not working today . monthly oil sacrifices . ok ?

i should be thanking you as well for staying despite everyone else's departure , and allowing us this moment together . . . . well , almost everyone . [ the last part he spoke quietly . . . the red glare visible through his shades scanned the room as he too felt eyes upon the pair -- before +

? ? ?

oh matt . . . you're not selfish . every single second i spend with you is time well spent . and you being so willing to take time out of your own day to spend it with a guy like me ? i don't believe that to be selfish at all . [ his own voice decreased in quality as he settled into a lower +

[ leaning against dusekkar as he eased back . his gaze warmly looking up at dusekkar , his own arms draped over himself lazily . ] it has been a while since we all got together like that , huh ? i agree though . . . i like spending time with you when everything is quiet . you're very +

agreed . . . i feel a lot more free with how much space we have here now . i can finally let loose . . . [ chuckling at the gentle touch of the other's shell , warming up . . . ! rising up from his current position just a tad to gently nudge his nose against that shell , then relaxing again . ]

i am . are you ? [ taking the other's leaning position as a welcoming to lean closer . looking up at him , wings still fluttering . . . !

[ wings flapping . he's happy ! ^_^ ]

[ . . . squinting from disgust . from the tomato gunk that was all over him ! and also with the knowledge that scripter doesn't wash ? it's a good think a robot like clockwork can't puke . proceeding his way to the car wash . ] something to catch me off guard . if you can catch me +

pfft . i'd like to see how you'd achieve your revenge ! i'm sure you know far too well my own power level . B) [ bragging about himself ! then , picking up scripter -- and holding him over his shoulder . ] we're going there right now . i feel gross . <BP

well , what about outside of hq ? i remember when hq flooded that one time , i went to a car wash to get my cleaning . surely that'd work for you too -- stop . stop that . ppbleh bleeh phhhbt bleeh [ trying to flick off every individual seed ! ]

your . . . never-washed cape . ( 🌀 ) you do know we have washers and all that , right ? you can use them any ti -- [ a little splat on clockwork's face ! totally gunking up his glasses ! ] . . . we also have stuff made for specifically us robots . ( 💧 )

-- ! ! AH ! [ this was something clockwork should've totally predicted ! but , he didn't think of the possibility quick enough , thus . . . ] hello scripter . i can see you are not minding my beautiful , recently cleaned plating . eeeugh . . . [ limbs sprawling out . yucky ! ]

[ watching that unfold right before his very eyes ! oh . . . he couldn't help but giggle . it ended up being a lot messier than he had expected , but it's whatever . it was funny . ] pfft . . . pfffft . . . hello scripter .

. . . phew . twelve tomato thirteen tomato , fourteen tomato , fifteen tomato . . . [ he just kept on going ! up until the final tomato was placed down by scripter's side . ] fourty two tomato .

nine tomato ten tomato eleven tomato twe -- whoops . [ dropping one of the tomatos ! trying to catch it before it hit the ground , alas . . . to no avail ! except , it didn't hit the ground ! it splatted directly on scripter's face . ]

[ trying not to laugh . . . then , going at a faster pace ! ] two tomato three tomato four tomato five tomato six tomato seven tomato eight tomato [ really , really fast tomato setting ! a lot of machine whirring from his limbs . ]

[ sneaking in with the box of tomatoes . . . grabbing one , and stretching out his arm to gently place it at his side ! ] oooone tomato . . .

i found a bunch of tomatoes in this one market . i did not buy them , they just lended them to me .

👀 . . . wasn't me . [ has very obvious crumbs on his face ? ]

please do not try to buy our forum moderators . first , we need them around hq . second , it is against tos and will end up in a termination for you .

bleeeeeeeeeeeh lelelelele 👅

anyone who calls my teapots "peepots" is getting banned from my tea parties for life AND is losing all access to the turret . i can't take this .

stop . . . STOP . . . ! stop it ! that's not what it's called ! 😢

No . . . I don't have pee . [ squeaky , sad voice . about to cry . ]

please don't call my teapots "peepots" . i am going to cry . fuck . i can't take this . sorry for swearing .

heh , hehehe . . . yeah ! though , i worry i should really get back to it . i don’t feel like it , though . [ smiling at the nudging ! the wings on his valk flapped with glee . ]

oh ! . . . actually , i can't say a word . i've also been slacking on every little bit of my duties . hence why we had little to no celebration for new years .

i think i might be gay .

indeed it has ! do you have a resolution for the new year , matt ?

happy new year , okodomos . here's to another great year B)

oh god . oh my god . she was awake this entire time . i've made a fool out of myself .

if david wakes up i will literally self destruct out of embarassment

hi matt