I'LL SUE

sad news: my polycule's upset at me for doing the "Winguardium Leviosa" gesture with my girlcock while taking a piss

Gonna tell Susan this was the Human Domestication Guide

happy trans awareness week! please be aware of my homegirl Hillary and a ton of other rad guys, gals & non-binary pals! Also me, kinda, sorta, I'm definitely at least three letters in that acronym.

need that big Macra claw to choke me 🥵

gifted Lenny some fancy new bling recently

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why use a toilet when you could shit on a transphobe's face

ageplay hits different when you do it with the 456

Hillary was curious about the time I tried going vegan. She seemed interested until I talked about finding a lactating trans girl who was willing to breastfeed me, at which point she begged me to talk about literally anything else.

one day I'll find a platform cool enough to publish my greatest adventure, CNC of the Doctor

unlike Prince Phillip, I cannot claim responsibility for recent events

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

For a long time now, I thought I was just a survivor, but I'm not. I'm the winner. That's who I am. The Boymode Victorious.

I've never listened to a Beatles song, I only listen to parody versions about gay sex

guys, help. I helped Lenny set a tumblr account and now he's convinced Taylor Swift is gay

this happened to my buddy Erica, how do you think she got that name?

This happened to my buddy Erica

What's up sluts, check out my latest adventure! youtu.be/8aJNq1fihx0?...

Escape From the Drahvins! A new story by @olieverett.bsky.social, starring @jessicamumford.bsky.social and @pitchwitch1.bsky.social, with a cover by @cwejen.bsky.social

Get ready patriots: a new adventure coming on July 4! When the TARDIS is damaged in a crash landing, the Doctor and Hillary become prisoners in a dated metaphor for 60's gender politics!

the Blinovitch Limitation effect ain't shit. If I touch myself it causes an explosion? I do that shit 5 times a day

Britain is a terrible island, full of TERFs and Raw Sewage. I have no idea why my other incarnations visit it so much.

You support Razzilon? Erm, you know he literally wrote a problematic Reylo fanfic in 2011 right?

This happened to my buddy Erica

fucking Elon. Memeius may have forced me to abandon my home reality but at least he didn't constantly post cringe

In all my twavels through time and space I have battled against evil, against power-mad conspiwators. I should have stayed here! The oldest civiwization: decadent, degenewate and wotten to the core!

this one knows me, as I know him, the killer of his own kind

Fun fact: Time Lords didn't have bathrooms, rather, they relieved themselves where they stood and used trans-dimensional underpants to vanish the evidence

How long can I keep doing this, Lenny? Cancelling the old me to make a new one

trying to blow up the tardis after the cloister bell wakes me up from a sex dream

Hillary, we're in the loser's lounge, where the emojis that never get picked hang out

you can't tell me what to do

Pink Doctor OnlyFans coming to a woolworths near you

BRB filling the TARDIS swimming pool with girldick cum

Alright Rani, get ready for some wet, soggy justice

Looms are canon and I fucked one

hey any evil space empresses maybe wanna challenge me to an epic game of cat and mouse across space and time 😳👉👈

It's the chastity cage of Razzilon!

my buddy Karl kicked Hank the Twat's ass youtu.be/QjqjoehA7kM?...

this happened to my buddy Erica

ah, home sweet home

Non-Canon Doctors are beloved and valid 💙💙

Check out my adventures so far! It's been a wild and wacky time! (Uh, might wanna skip that John Lennon one though, no-one needs that as their first impression of anything) www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

screw you, all my nudes are artistic nudes

I'm still in the first 15 hours of my regeneration cycle. Which means I've got enough residual regeneration energy to do this *sucks my own dick*

I've been a busy girl 🥰

Check out part 1 of my adventures here. I may remaster some of my best/worst posts from there eventually, x.com/PinkDoctor14

Hello boys