Why didn't anyone tell me Michael Jackson had some lowkey industrial parts of songs through the 90s? Obviously not all, but it's there if you know what to listen for.

Saw Obsessed tonight. 10/10 horror film, fantastic and well done as a film. But fuck me for seeing it alone at night. A horror film hasn't unsettled me this much in a while. Creepy and graphic af, that's a compliment. I'll also give up on dating and making wishes for the foreseeable future.

I've been having to do everything for myself and family lately (medical caretaking), that when the grocery store cashier was bagging my groceries at checkout, I had a total moment of zen and almost cried.

Everything has become so polished and inauthentic. The greater trends are people wanting iPods, going back to cds, wired headphones, 2000s digital point and shoots, etc. I recently stopped giving a shit about HD remasters or 4K. DVD is fine, cheaper, and won’t disappear from streaming.

Tuesdays are just Monday Jr.

What has the post office discovered?

After a certain age, why do parents not believe in air conditioning?

That's what they call me on the streets

Crossed a big, stressful thing off my list, and the anxiety and stress hasn't dissipated. It's like phantom stress. It haunts me.

Okay, think I'm gonna give this Dungeon Crawler Carl guy a try

The blood clot

Just found out I have to move in about two weeks. I’ll be moving to another unit in my same building, and slightly bigger, and of course more expensive. damn I do not have the energy required for this.

Me for the last year

You get to a certain age, and you start looking for someone more than just an emergency contact. You look for an EXECUTOR.

Fuckers with BO on the train really need to get rekt

give 👏 knives 👏 to birds 👏

MGS2 and FFVII are becoming more true to life

Tomorrow it will be 32 degrees. We will have liberation.

No album has summed up my life, and how I’ve felt for the past 25 years, as good as The Fragile. That album knows me.

good.

It’s about time we all started talking and acting like Sephiroth around here. Nothing else is working.

I’m so tired and burnt out. Have been for at least the last four years. Just complaining out loud here. Gotta express it somehow.

I just started Batman Beyond for the first time in life, and 5 minutes into the first ep it's already got an anticapitalist message. Hell yeah based Batman.

It's giving Ghorman

Autocorrect changed my email subject to "mystical days off" (I wanted "medical days off"). I ain't mad. I sent that shit.

Tom Clancy's grave has sprouted an erected protrusion today

Deep. Substrate. Foliated. Oil.

My cat when he wants treats:

Got my cat a stocking full of toys for Christmas. The one he liked most was the receipt.

Now watching: the tennis movie finally (challengers). May watch the ping pong movie tomorrow.

I'm glad that loan servicing office that's been trying to get ahold of me everyday, twice a day, for 11 months, took time off at Christmas. They work so hard.

Good album

Autocorrect changed birthday to broth Day and I'm not mad

Anyone else ever experience a phantom shart? Where you’re so convinced that it felt like you just shafted but then…there’s nothing there?

Showed a friend an older meme video the other day. She asked if it was AI. I said it was pre-AI, carefully edited to sync. Then I realized that the old world is gone.

You read dark romantacy, I read old GameFAQ guides written in ASCII for fun. We are not the same. *Not completely true, I like dark romantasy too.

One of the most relaxing things I do on computer is when I organize my bookmarks

So help me god if I ever tell you I have a layover in charlotte again just put a bullet in me

Apple needs to step up their game and make their noise cancellation powerful enough to drown out toddlers and babies

lol. Lmao. Fucking keep it bro.

Season 6 pitch: Vecnatron. He has to embody car parts now.

Great workout this morning, but really tough. Still have too much gravy in my blood.

"Why do you get the pro max ultra hyperpop plus gigantor phone?" Because my little friends inside my phone deserve the best home

It says something when the most relaxing moment of my week is during my dental cleaning

Maynard's 25 second scream at the end of The Grudge truly does things to me

Started to read Haunting Adeline, just to feel something. ANYTHING.

I swear it wasn't this dark before, adjusted for daylight savings. Did someone turn down the dimmer?

Using a backscratcher in front of my cat and asking "why can't you ever do this to me?"

Coop, I’m making a folder. And album if you will. I’m calling it “Dark Woke.” I need MEMES, Coop. I need more memes!

The time for dark woke is beginning