You read dark romantacy, I read old GameFAQ guides written in ASCII for fun. We are not the same. *Not completely true, I like dark romantasy too.

One of the most relaxing things I do on computer is when I organize my bookmarks

So help me god if I ever tell you I have a layover in charlotte again just put a bullet in me

Apple needs to step up their game and make their noise cancellation powerful enough to drown out toddlers and babies

lol. Lmao. Fucking keep it bro.

Season 6 pitch: Vecnatron. He has to embody car parts now.

Great workout this morning, but really tough. Still have too much gravy in my blood.

"Why do you get the pro max ultra hyperpop plus gigantor phone?" Because my little friends inside my phone deserve the best home

It says something when the most relaxing moment of my week is during my dental cleaning

Maynard's 25 second scream at the end of The Grudge truly does things to me

Started to read Haunting Adeline, just to feel something. ANYTHING.

I swear it wasn't this dark before, adjusted for daylight savings. Did someone turn down the dimmer?

Using a backscratcher in front of my cat and asking "why can't you ever do this to me?"

Coop, I’m making a folder. And album if you will. I’m calling it “Dark Woke.” I need MEMES, Coop. I need more memes!

The time for dark woke is beginning

the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins

Starting to get more and more cravings for cake www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...

Pondering

My cat was all cozied up next to me then I sneezed then he ran off into his inter dimensional portal 😞

Staring at your doordasher in the app driving circles around your building

Extroverted too close to the sun today. See you all next millennia.

It'll work

so I bite my tongue bad while having lunch today. Tongues have more blood in them than I thought! It's fine, I'll just be talking like Matt Damon in True Grit for a few days.

I don’t like it when the sun’s out in October.

A House of Dynamite is so good across the board. But wow it's fucked me up. Same as when I read Annie Jacobson's "Nuclear War: A Scenario."

Might be problematic, but I’m a sucker for the name Skylar

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

Since nothing seems to matter or make sense anymore, I'm gonna stop holding the cuff on my long sleeves when I put on a jacket. Life is short.

Almost done with the first Throne of Glass book and I am LOVING it

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

Jesus h Christ if this isn’t a sign of the main problem itself… What I MEANT was: I hate it when I fuck up and I hate myself for it being often

I hate it when I fuck up and I myself for it being often

Oreo thicc

Why can’t someone come do this to us? (Gift link) (Yes i know why they can’t but just saying )

Say what you will, but Gundam Seed has some top tier cockpit animation

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Oh damn forgot the pic lol

Date night at shake shack. With myself.

Look, one should not, ever and under any circumstances, skip the X-men 97 intros

There’s nothing better than laying down

Anyone want to go do something? Go wander around the mall? Catch a movie? Go wander around a dead mall?

“The Host prepares for the Ascension,” Ireton said in a trembling voice, his face pale and slick with sweat. “He must remain beneath wet towels until the moon completes its arc. Soon, the bases will clear, and the final inning will be played. The Host awaits on deck.”

“.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..” @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Snapchat has a new anime filter that just made me get hot for myself what the fuck

Aquarius: Some good old fashioned rest and relaxation would do a world of good for your physical and mental well-being. Oh well.